[starshapedoasis]

‘Why don’t you give your brother a kiss?' 

'Kiss him? I’ll fookin’ ’ave ’im!’ he replied and kissed him on the cheek. 

-Earl's Court Afterparty at Break For The Border, London, 1995

[lennons]

when they do that head nod/tilt thing

[theimportanceofbeingidle]

— March 1994, London

favorite 🩵

[vaderwcn]

Liam and Noel Gallagher Knebworth 1996

[arealtrashact]

I'll make your dreams come true. . .

[b0ywiththeblues]

the reason i love oasis is because they are a walking, talking contradiction. like, they’re one of the biggest bands in the uk to the point they’re considered “overrated” and yet you cross the atlantic and suddenly no one has a clue who they are. they’re objectively ugly but also, somehow, devastatingly fit. they dress like blokes who got lost on the way to the off-licence and still ended up as fashion icons. they perform working-class authenticity despite having been multimillionaires for longer than they were ever poor. they’ve written songs that feel spiritually life-changing and they all sound exactly the same, with the same three chords rearranged and lightly plagiarised. none of them are technically exceptional musicians, yet noel is still a songwriting genius, and liam is considered one of the greatest frontmen of all time even though he just stands there like a statue for the entire gig and his voice went to shit after 2002. they are loud, uneducated, emotionally illiterate men but their songs have the most delicate and profound lyrics ever. they’re famously awful evil people, and yet free of any truly career-ending controversial allegations. they are rock’n’roll legends who live like bored middle-aged dads. they’re worshipped by hooligans and casual culture while putting out the most needy, homoerotic, emotionally codependent music known to man. they treated women appallingly and yet every ex still speaks of them with fondness, still a bit in love, and their kids absolutely adore them. and at the centre of it all are two brothers who despise each other, batter each other regularly, then snog with tongue and spend their entire discography circling the weirdly incestuous gravitational pull of their relationship. they’re massive bellends and i genuinely could not have chosen a better band to be obsessed with.

[yesimbeatle]

liam making himself smaller next to noel

[wolfythewitch]

furthest we've ever been

[rolypolynoely]

hitting the vape outside at work and thinking about gcest cause my gf said that noel is liam’s god and im like yeah he is cause the way he looks at him is so insane

[fsiadps]

very serious study on the evolution of sincaraz hugs a the net, in chronological order because this is official ; there will be a part. 2 since i am exceeding the pictures limitation.

pt. 2 is here

Alicante 2019 (just puppies i have dust in my eye) (two baby goats with their wild cards and a dream)

Paris 2021 (jannik the whisperer sinner casually change the whole cosmos and destiny of atp tour) (first match i saw of them together this was my calling)

Wimbledon 2022 (babies in white and the curls were absolutely scumptious, fox tail at his max potential) (still a handshake but the hug is here, hands very demure)

Umag 2022 (the disney night) (if you haven't see the fireworks night you are missing a big piece of lore)

US Open 2022 (they're going at it but you can say that this is still all public) (but it is a full body hug it is important)

Indian Wells 2023 (full body hug again, clinging to each other while they go to the umpire)

Miami 2023 (i see a little grip here, shy one) (but the angle of the second photo is criminal, carlos going for that waist)

China Open 2023 (back in safe water)

Indian Wells 2024 (carlos focus, where are your eyes going) (grabbing that waist again and full body hug)

Roland Garros 2024 (beautiful kit jannik that's all i have to say) (carlos is clinging to him, doesn't want to let him go)

Beijing 2024 (start of the chew toy hashtag his chew toy, i'm sure he will growl if you try to take it away)

Rome 2025 (didn't see him for 3 months of course he needs to touch the chest and it's darth sinner, i wanted to touch him too you're not the only one carlos)

Roland Garros 2025 (just take my whole heart but the tennis was mindblowing and the angst was given on a silver plate) (carlos don't worry you will see him again) (full body hug again, jannik almost seem desperate)

Wimbledon 2025 (just take my whole heart also but for another reason, it was their wedding and i will not hear otherwise) (important point where jannik is the one initiating most of the contact)

Cincinnati 2025 (another heathbreak) (tell me this is a renaissance painting and i will not even question it)

[countingstars-17]

what driving for ferrari does to a man

[queen-of-hobgobblers]

Penelope during the Ithaca saga:

[alurkingsun]

a rough edit of the wedding day shenanigans in a more or less chronological order

for all the sickolings from a fellow sickoling

[myehhhh]

How is Tumblr (the app where Hannibal still trends every other week despite the finale airing in 2015) NOT talking about Half Man, the Tumblrest show to ever exist?

[beardedmrbean]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[roachpatrol]

i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight

[ayellowbirds]

And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends to be, “HELLO STRANGE GIANT PENGUINS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU HAVE ANY FISH?”

[it-is-bugs]

I will reblog this on my deathbed.

[huggableotter-deactivated202010]

Please let him science 🐧

[mrshamill]

i think at least half of the million reblabs on this are from me

[ekjohnston]

There is an international treaty that says we’re supposed to stay 6m away from penguins, and it’s really difficult because no one told the penguins, and they all desperately want to wander up and say hi.

[isabellaofparma]

Come here. Dance with me. Here. Get on my feet.