There Must Be Something In The Water

[rythyme]

i was seeing all these little blue flowers everywhere and kept thinking "dang what are these bitches, i can't remember..." well guess what. they were fuckin forget-me-nots. can't believe i failed step fucking 1, the hot girls on iNaturalist are going to laugh at me and i'm gonna flunk out of hobby botany school.

[rythyme]

!!! Learn From My Humiliation!!! THESE ARE THE BITCHES!!!! DO NOT FORGET THEM !!!!

[deramin2]

[miscellaneous-reblog-blog]

ID: same image with the text "I forgor." End ID

[fred-the-dinosaur]

[teamfortresstwo]

ID: “You wouldn’t steal a car” meme but blue forget-me-not flowers are on it and the words are replaced with “You wouldn’t (forget) a (me)”

[probuccalfat]

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

[atrusovaartist]

Acrylic on canvas 60*50 cm „The Lighhouse Between Sunset Sparks“ 2025

[atrusovaartist]

acrylic, canvas 40*50 cm «Lighthouse of the Northern Sunset» 2025

[glorioustragedykid]

There's a weird 3 star movie out there ready to change your life forever

[feminismisstillahatemovement]

[deadbishop-blog]

[r4cs0]

#All countries matter

[anamericangirl]

[ladyhistory]

The Eagle

While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, 

As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door….

Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,

In there stepped a stately Eagle of the saintly days of yore;

Quoth the Eagle “AMURICUHHHHHHH.”

Merely this and nothing more.

[vomitdodger]

[retired-extremely-dangerous]

"If one, then, asks me the meaning of our flag, I say to him, It means just what Concord and Lexington meant, what Bunker Hill meant; it means the whole glorious Revolutionary War, which was, in short, the rising up of a valiant young people against an old tyranny, to establish the most momentous doctrine that the world had ever known - the right of men to their own selves and to their liberties."

-- Henry Ward Beecher

[lilaccatholic]

Happy 250th, America. May you see this milestone many times over, and may we remember the words of Benjamin Franklin who, when asked about what kind of country we'd be at the end of the Constitutional Convention responded, "A republic, if you can keep it."

Land of the free, home of the brave 🎆🇺🇲

[pointnclick]

When someone tells me I look tired I don't get offended I'm like thank you for noticing my anguish

[penandinkprincess]

parenting commitment level 3000

[penandinkprincess]

apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy

[starsarefairylightsfornerds]

[aqueerkettleofish]

When I was training to be a paramedic, we had one student ask the instructor what to do in the event of a marijuana overdose. The instructor said "Tell him to take two twinkies and call you in the morning."

[1americanconservative]

[bethanydelleman]

Recent Period Drama Starter Kit:

Earth tones, "Mood lighting" (I can't see a thing), torture lace ups, and beach waves

[gcballet]

This too