There Must Be Something In The Water

[nalivaa]

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

[lelouch]

they couldn't put him in the beer campaign so he was represented by a bunch of berries

[galaxycepheus]

[ID. A beer advertisement with a row of cans, each with the face of a player from Mexico's men's football team, except for the aforementioned morita. There is a small pile of berries beside the last of the beer cans, which has been highlighted with a red circle. End ID.]

[throwaninkpot]

@knife-dad

[dragon-in-a-fez]

complimented a cashier on her turtle pin this morning and she said "oh thanks, I am a little bit of a Turtle Person" with the carefully contained energy of Cookie Monster telling you he's mildly fond of chocolate chips

I hope she and the multiple tons of turtle merch she definitely has at home are having a wonderful day

[wtf-drawing]

i love this metaphor so much i drew it

[ilovecoelacanths]

went to a new optometrist today wearing my squid facts ‘save our freaks’ shirt from @sarahmackattack that has a strawberry squid on it. and i wasn’t even thinking about it but the optometrist walked in and he was like ‘oh what does your shirt say’ so i showed him and he was like ‘oh that’s neat!’ and then i thought he might like to know about strawberry squid eyes since they have weird eyes and he is an optometrist and all. so i was like ‘yeah it’s actually a real kind of squid called a strawberry squid, their eyes are really cool because they have one big yellow-green one and one small blue one’ and he kind of gasped and went ‘oh my god that’s so interesting i wonder why they have that. do you know what their retina composition is like?’ and i watched as he minimized my chart on the computer and started looking up images of strawberry squid and then he googled ‘strawberry squid retina composition’ and he was like ‘sorry we’ll get to your eye exam in a moment i just really want to find out’ LMAO 10/10 optometrist experience will be returning

[sarahmackattack]

Hell yeah

[rythyme]

i was seeing all these little blue flowers everywhere and kept thinking "dang what are these bitches, i can't remember..." well guess what. they were fuckin forget-me-nots. can't believe i failed step fucking 1, the hot girls on iNaturalist are going to laugh at me and i'm gonna flunk out of hobby botany school.

[rythyme]

!!! Learn From My Humiliation!!! THESE ARE THE BITCHES!!!! DO NOT FORGET THEM !!!!

[deramin2]

[miscellaneous-reblog-blog]

ID: same image with the text "I forgor." End ID

[fred-the-dinosaur]

[teamfortresstwo]

ID: “You wouldn’t steal a car” meme but blue forget-me-not flowers are on it and the words are replaced with “You wouldn’t (forget) a (me)”

[probuccalfat]

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

[atrusovaartist]

Acrylic on canvas 60*50 cm „The Lighhouse Between Sunset Sparks“ 2025

[atrusovaartist]

acrylic, canvas 40*50 cm «Lighthouse of the Northern Sunset» 2025

[glorioustragedykid]

There's a weird 3 star movie out there ready to change your life forever

[feminismisstillahatemovement]

[deadbishop-blog]

[r4cs0]

#All countries matter

[anamericangirl]

[ladyhistory]

The Eagle

While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, 

As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door….

Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,

In there stepped a stately Eagle of the saintly days of yore;

Quoth the Eagle “AMURICUHHHHHHH.”

Merely this and nothing more.

[vomitdodger]

[retired-extremely-dangerous]

"If one, then, asks me the meaning of our flag, I say to him, It means just what Concord and Lexington meant, what Bunker Hill meant; it means the whole glorious Revolutionary War, which was, in short, the rising up of a valiant young people against an old tyranny, to establish the most momentous doctrine that the world had ever known - the right of men to their own selves and to their liberties."

-- Henry Ward Beecher

[lilaccatholic]

Happy 250th, America. May you see this milestone many times over, and may we remember the words of Benjamin Franklin who, when asked about what kind of country we'd be at the end of the Constitutional Convention responded, "A republic, if you can keep it."

Land of the free, home of the brave 🎆🇺🇲

[pointnclick]

When someone tells me I look tired I don't get offended I'm like thank you for noticing my anguish