The Blind Bandit

I'm maya and I'm blind and I'm disappointing

[aetin-deactivated20230423]

what the fuck is going on

[homiedepot]

You can just do and say anything in any way you want huh?

[cry--twombly]

Gay men have co-opted the Proud Boys hashtag on twitter

So there are a bunch more like this and it’s a big fuck you to the Proud Boys and reminding us what real proud boys (Pride) looks like

At least according to twitter

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

For anyone who was confused, gay men are usurping a platform from white supremacists by filling their tag with images of gay pride.

[systlin]

I was real confused for a second but now I’m delighted. 

[the-fox-fae-deactivated20220908]

This is also happening on Reddit, which is where the image is FROM, and the pics I’ve seen of flooded PB subreddits is beautiful.

Prez won’t denounce them but we will harass the hell out of them and steal their platforms.

[onlytwitterpics]

[udontn33dh1m]

I know y'all did not read the books but Roald Dahl talks about this in the book. Charlie’s teacher points out the fact that unless you buy a shit ton of bars you’re probably not gonna win. Just like the lottery. Just like how all of the other winners of the tickets bought a shit ton of bars. Except Charlie, who just got lucky. And Charlie was originally black. Literally the whole point of the book was that wonka wanted to give the less fortunate a fair opportunity and it wasn’t fair because the system isn’t fair.

[burnitalldowndarling]

Stop the car.

Charlie was originally black?!?!

[prince-toffee]

!?!!

[theryanproject]

He was and Mr. Dahl was forced to make him white. Also his widow has spoken and confirmed that as well.

[pencilscratchins]

my brother opened my eyes to this. you know katara sent bumi to train with the kyoshi the second he said something stupid 

[hoogger]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[slyeposting]

[mixed-dbag]

I forgot DW was an ardvark and I though she was just getting roasted

[duskodair]

im queer as in gay, yes, but also queer as in really very peculiar

[mumblingsage]

#queer as in fuck you#but also#queer as in what the fuck ( @morethanonepage)

[prettyprince-mlm-deactivated202]

I’m sorry, but seeing a boys midriff when he stretches? I am looking respectfully, sir!

[honeycomb-nblm]

me, respectfully: 👁👄👁

[brucebocchi]

i’m fucking wheezing this is so demonic

[lakevida]

does anyone have the faggot crisis in the grocery store tweet i need it for my health and wellness

[lakevida]

there she is!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[90strend]

stop normalizing celebrities running for president with no fucking knowledge or background in politics

[a-girl-with-sparkling-lies]

This isn't even a new issue. This is how Reagan, a Hollywood actor, became president. And thousands of gay people paid the price for that with their lives when Reagan and his incompetance deliberately exacerbated the AIDS crisis. Stop voting for celebrities and joke entries!

[marisatomay]

my brother has been criticizing me all day and he told me if i wasn’t happy i could go somewhere else so i wouldn’t ruin everyone else’s dinner so i took the massive bowl of pasta + special sauce i spent the last 2 hours making from scratch for the whole family and i left

[marisatomay]

it really is incredibly bold to mercilessly criticize the person who is not only making your dinner but also holding a knife

[marisatomay]

I sequestered myself in the other side of the house and ate my family-sized pasta from a mixing bowl using a serving spoon in the dark because the sun went down in the 2+ hours I spent stewing and I was too stubborn to turn on a light

[marisatomay]

the only person I shared my pasta with was my dad who on a conference call at the time and didn’t just stand there and watch my brother be an asshole like the rest of my family and since he came to me in my sanctuary with his bowl and asked nicely if he could have some pasta i did share with him

[marisatomay]

sometimes you’re an adult who has been quarantined with your parents, younger siblings, grandfather, and dog for the last 2 months because of a global pandemic and some nights you just have to take your pasta and Leave because you are an adult who knows when to tap the fuck out

[rivkahstudies]

OP thank you not only for the amazing image of you eating pasta in the dark and your father kindly pleading for your mercy but also a wonderful example of when to set firm boundaries and prioritize yourself bless u

[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

u think she's hot now, just wait til she draws her longsword

[hemoglobines-deactivated2013092]

remember when instead of touchpads laptops had those keyboard nipple things

[hemoglobines-deactivated2013092]

[super-affection]

clits

[theparonomasiac]

[catchymemes]

[anxietyproblem]

[babyanimalgifs]

rain doggo 

(via)

[uncahier]

I don’t know exactly what this golden retriever is doing, but it’s clearly doing exactly what it wants to do.

[no-chill-at-all]