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Arin | 25 | ♈ | they/he/it | #artsyanatine

[aesungaia]

[serious-tabaxi]

ok this level of simultaneous vague and direct psychological horror hasn't been expressed since Amnesia Was her Name

[rimonoroni]

pssssst hey. hey. free and expansive database of folk and fairy tales. you can thank me later

[youngerfrankenstein]

To put it very bluntly.

You will always make a better impact helping people who need it than trying to hurt people you think deserve it.

[dykecadence]

periodic reminder that the queer liberation library is an awesome non-regional library you can add on libby to access hundreds of queer titles. NO LIBRARY CARD NEEDED. i just found an audiobook for a pretty new release on there with no waitlist. also everyone use libby for your local library too NOW

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[queerliblib]

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you can browse the collection here

sign up for a QLL card to check ebooks & audiobooks out

& if you love what we’re doing you can toss us a few bucks here so we can keep doing it <3

[blessherhearttx]

OMG - really?

[queerliblib]

really!!! we’ve got 501(c)3 status and everything! turning 2.5 years old next month <3

[hotvampireadjacent]

[quaintpanic]

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[tlirsgender]

When you get more objective about the way nature is & away from weird anthropomorphic carnivore slander it is a little funny when the baby sea turtles hatch and every other animal in like a ten mile radius goes "oh fuck yum one million mini sliders"

[tlirsgender]

[ID: a screenshot of the original post's tags that read, "#real turtleheads know this is a play on sliders (turtle emoji) which are a type of terrestrial turtle. but it's also tiny hamburgers #which seems apt. #this has been another episode of Joke Explainer" /end ID]

Keeping these actually. Necessary footnote for this post

[tlirsgender]

Watching a jaguar casually walk up to an adult sea turtle headed back to the water after laying her eggs and eat it like why am I in my sea turtle violence era and why are they like this. Adult sea turtles aren't especially easy to eat in the water they'll swim around with shark bites taken out of them like they're just chillin. And then on land they just kinda

[tlirsgender]

Jaguar watching a sea turtle on the beach: oh fuck yum 100 pound slider

[tlirsgender]

Also today I learned that since the jaguar scares off other smaller predators it's actually good for the sea turtle population if there are jaguars there. Cause less babies get eaten by Everything Else. I'm gonna be honest I didn't even consider that a jaguar could be on the beach

[tlirsgender]

Every other animal in like a ten mile radius: I'm gonna be honest I didn't even consider that a jaguar could be on the beach

[petterwass]

Mommy gets eaten so the kids don't

[tanibites]

My favourites little guys. Just in time for the daredevil finale yay!

I imagine Matt would have an existential crisis knowing the accident that blinded him as a kid also mutated four little turtle dudes

[scoldedmilk]

I'm not "over sharing," I'm weaving the yapestry.

[mythicfictionist]

im incredibly conflicted by the phrase ‘the question is not who will let me but who will stop me’ because on one hand its so fucking raw and powerful but on the other hand it’s derived from ayn rand but on yet another hand the first and primary time ive ever seen it was on a picture of a lawnmower flying through the sky which is the perfect level of absurd and nonsensical that would piss ayn rand off

[mythicfictionist]

reblog to piss off ayn rands ghost

[ozempicofficial]

[natalieironside]

One of the more surreal "Real life isn't like your little fairytale books, kid" moments I had growing up was the realization of just how many political and military leaders both present and historical were/are comprehensively incompetent ass-on-backwards dipshits. I was disappointed at the lack of wise and benevolent leaders, to be sure, but I was at once disappointed and relieved by the lack of scheming Dark Lords. And I don't even mean that in an egalitarian "Oh, we're all just people" sort of a way (I mean, I do, but like also); the whole statist project or w/e would seem to strongly select for the absolute dregs of what our species has to offer.

Out here in the real world, things look p. bleak. But to be honest I feel alright about our chances because, let's be real here, they ain't sendin the best. They really ain't.

[ratbastarddotfuck]

*putting my hand in the cavernous space between what you are and what you pretend to be, and wiggling it around* woah haha is there meant to be that much emptiness here? lol are you like okay bestie? omg this kind of tickles my hand does this tickle your nothing? #yournothing <3

[ivyroseiris]

I think leftists need to refer to the United States as a slave state more often. It has one of the highest prison populations per capita of any nation, slavery is legal as punishment for a crime, and Black people are disproportionately imprisoned and given longer sentences. The prison industrial complex is modern-day slavery

[beardedmrbean]

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[thesebonesbite]

Magnus Archives fan I see

[partywithponies]

THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY