Just Me

Z | mid- 20’s | A combination of weird and fun things I enjoy or relate too

[markovchaingang]

insanely funny that they put anti-piracy ads on actual legit dvds back in the day. "hey you, person who presumably bought this dvd the legal way and doesn't pirate. here's an annoying ad we're going to make you watch. by the way did you know there's a way to download and watch this shit for free? well you do now. please don't use it. bye bye". i can't believe it didn't work out for them

[nentuaby]

If you're too young to have encountered these stupid things regularly:

You physically could not get the DVD player to skip these ads.

This was the first encounter most people had with the idea of inanimate devices telling us what to do with them and it ENRAGED us.

The pirated copies, of course, completely omitted them.

This was the first encounter most people had with the idea that pirated media could actually be more desirable than legit ones, not just free.

[the-haiku-bot]

If you’re too young to

have encountered these stupid

things regularly:

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[rotzaprachim]

“hallelujah” by leonard cohen being played as an easter and christmas song, “zombie” by the cranberries” being played as a halloween song, and “born in the U.S.A.” by bruce springsteen being played as a Fourth of July/generic us patriotism song have got to be a special trifecta of the most no-listening-comprehension musical moments that happen on seasonal playlists every single year 

[mini-wrants]

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

[wosp-reactivated]

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

[nycswebhead]

theres a new villain roaming around new york that has all the powers of a tapir. give me an hour or two im gonna go google what the fuck tapirs do ill let you know if we need to be scared

[nycswebhead]

OK it seems if you are fruits or berries this is really really bad news for you otherwise youre fine

[inthefallofasparrow]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[nightwashh]

he has a name :(

[notgreengardens]

My cousin Throckmorton died?????

[mistervictorious]

Burnsy pets his wolf ~

[theinvertedwomb]

peter thiel and clavicular

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[ozempicofficial]

[ganondorf]

i think this captures the defining pathology of the collective social media psyche right now. we are in the thrall of people who are wantonly cruel but who also demand to be coddled at all times in every way

[tedcruzisthezodiackiller]

[turing-tested]

[zizibutik]

if a terf even looks at this they will die in seven days just to clarify

[perkyshelley]

chose a hill but i won't die on it. feel free to come and be killed on my hill

[redstonedust]

its actually easy to de-enshittify your digital experience all you need to do is install this browser extension and this browser extension and this browser extension and input this custom script into the advanced box and go into your system settings and reconfigure all these options you didnt know existed and change your entire workflow and switch to this alternative operating system and this alternative web browser and this alternative chat client and this alternative word processor and this alternative- sorry that one turned out to be malware delete that one okay now double check your task manager for unwanted background processes and element block these ads and invest in a good VPN and append all your searches with AI blocking keywords and wait a few years until everything you just did becomes shitty too so you can do it all over again okay kitten. its literally that easy.

[depsidase]

[0fficelady]

[a-book-of-creatures]

Made some stickers for when you just gotta express yourself with a failed cake

[darkmacademia]

goodreads should have a second ‘currently reading’ shelf that’s called ‘I’ve technically started it but I haven’t touched it since last year but I can’t put it on want-to-read bc I’ve already read five chapters’