i put the bi in bitch

tumblr is dead but i will go down with this ship like the band on the Titanic

[movie-gifs]

The Menu dir. Mark Mylod | 2022

[snowbairdd]

Katie McGrath as Saskia de Merindol in SECRET BRIDESMAIDS’ BUSINESS (2019) - 1.05 “Episode 5”

[konarediss]

Rewatching Xena: Warrior Princess. While I do remember it being my first experience thinking that women could be together romantically as a child, I didn't realize just HOW GAY IT REALLY WAS!

Gabby just straight up saying "Yeah, that baby in your belly is also my baby. Thats our baby, Xena. Let's do this totally not-a-wedding ceremony where we bind our souls together. Let's split our palms and hold hands as our blood flows into each other's bodies. Yeah, yeah, they did call me Xena's little bitch, but its actually Mrs. Xena's Little Bitch. All caps."

[pedro-reed]

Characters of the Marvel Cinematic Universe ↳ Everett Ross

[gingerpeachtea]

no matter how divided we all may be on morgan/karadec vs morgan/wagner, we can all be trusted to come together for our hatred of microsoft copilot. and i think that’s beautiful

[royalarmyofoz]

Cherry Jones as Kelly Kilpatrick HACKS 5.07

[wesandresons]

SHAWN HATOSY as JACK ABBOT THE PITT 2.07 “1:00 PM”

[slippery-soapbox]

x

[1965cannibalium]

jack: no seriously don't worry about me

samira, who was definitely not giving two fucks about him: anyway, my patient the diabetic—

[acherontiaa-styx]

i love you samira mohan 😻😻😻

[scarletjohansson]

(x)

[science-hoes]

*literally one hour ago*

[slayianthe]

[lilliana-m-elrod]

Writers when the dots start connecting SO BEAUTIFULLY but there’s NO ONE TO TALK TO ABOUT IT

[livedinthecastle]

hello child born between the end of the 1990s and beggining of the 2000s, welcome to my saw trap. in front of you is a computer, you can learn to code and guarantee yourself the only career that will be available in a couple of decades, or you can play around on ms paint and develop a beautiful creative mind that will starve to death forever, you have a few years to choose but by the time you do it'll be too late

[yuriartillery]

tumblr really is the only place where you can post "i want that pretty girl to break up with her boyfriend to lez out with me" and somebody with their harry potter house in their bio will tag it "#omg this is exactly minky and scrod" and then you click over to their blog to find out who minky and scrod are and it's two men from an usamerican children's cartoon with a majority female cast

[anorganizedstreet]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[laerugo]

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

[mortimermcmirestinks]

holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later

[rue-nightly]

A 2025 update

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

Eddie: Do you ever wonder what your future spouse is doing right now?

Buck: I don't have to wonder. What are you doing, Eddie?

Eddie: Oh, I am thinking about Chris' new science project, why?

*Later that day, while helping Chris with his science homework*

Eddie: Oh my god. He was flirting with me!