First Artfight Attack of the year.
I feel so rusty.

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@mylo-macabre
First Artfight Attack of the year.
I feel so rusty.
HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE
MAKE A WISH
the first post ever on tumblr
I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK
WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK
World Heritage Post
like actually though. i’m in AWE of the notecount.
reblog to give your friend a bad day
this is the monalisa of tumblr
“And to your right you’ll see the colour of the sky post, and tumblrinas desperately trying to scroll down to it’s end.”
this is it, this post started it all
NOW THAT TUMBLR HAS ANNOUNCED TO SHORTEN LONG POSTS, REBLOG TO TORMENT YOUR FOLLOWERS ONE LAST TIME
There you go ^^
A Heisenberg HC with a daughter who is adventurous and curious about the world around her? And just adores being around him? Just pure innocence 🥺
((A pure and innocent HC? IN THIS ECONOMY?! Of course you can! Honestly I adore this ask aaaa. I got a little sidetracked overall, and it's a bit all over the place, but hope it's okay and what you wanted!!))
He's always been proud of his little sweetpea, but the fact that she got his sense of independence, curiosity and brains? Makes his heart swell every time he sees her tinkering with something, or learning about every new thing she can get her hands on.
It doesn't mean it doesn't frighten him half to death, though. As much as he wants her to be this kickass kid, she'll always be his little girl, and so he tries to curb it to what he considers 'safe' things to explore all the time. This is usually things like gadgets he finds in outsider's backpacks, books, things like that.
Taught her how to defend herself from a young age, since she's a sneaky little bugger who will get out no matter what. Wonder who she got that from?
Every single monstrosity in the factory has been programmed to never touch a hair on her head, and since she's always grown up with them, she has a tendency to name them. Frustrates him no end.
"Leave alone who? Jerry? The fucking... YOU NAMED THE PANZER?!"
A little pout and a few bats of her eyelashes, and he instantly melts. God damned Jerry it is.
She has him so wrapped around her little finger it isn't even funny. Anything his Princess wants, she's getting.
They have a really close relationship, even if they butt heads sometimes. They can be found working together a lot; her passing tools and him teaching her everything he knows. He'll never pass up an opportunity to praise her; to tell her she's smart, and capable, and beautiful. He just loves his kid, alright?
His fondest memory was when his daughter was about three years old. She'd had the shittiest cold known to man; snot everywhere, coughs, the whole nine yards. He'd fussed over her for days, worried sick that she'd be alright. When she finally felt a little better, she was so clingy that she cried whenever he left the room, and he needed so badly to get some work done, so he decided to get two birds with one stone. Wrapping her up in his coat for extra warmth, he settled her on his lap and got some blueprints mapped out while she slept soundly for the first time in what felt like forever. The way her little hand was placed directly above his heart, her gentle even breathing, and how she curled into him that little more every time he moved... He felt genuinely loved, without any ulterior motive for the first time in his life, and it all seemingly dawned on him in that moment that this kid was his whole heart and soul.
Barely ever calls his kid by their name. He's got a whole rolodex of nicknames for her, but his favourite is sweetpea or princess.
Will remember every single important date when it comes to his kid. He can tell you exactly when her first steps were, her first word, when she lost her first tooth, etc.
He remembers it all because he keeps a diary about his days with his little one. Stuff like "Sweetpea learned a new word in German today. Zusammenarbeit*. So proud of that kid."
Overall, Karl is one fiercely protective, cuddly, kind Papa a child could ask for. Mostly because he wants to give her what he never had, but also because the little tyke's his word, man. She's the only one he ever shows that side to, but by God is it soft for her.
((Also, I would be shitty if I didn't give credit to@missheis for the Sweetpea naming idea that I took a lot of inspo from, as per one of her posts. Also giving her a shoutout since her blog is incredible and worth a follow for sure!! If it's not okay and you want it taken out, please let me know and I'll change it!))
*Zusammenarbeit is cooperation in German
Please this is too sweet 😭💜✨🥺
Can we talk about this guy for a second? I feel like he doesn’t get enough credit even though he played, arguably, one of the most important roles in Mulan. For those of you who don’t know, this is the Chinese soldier stationed on top of the Great Wall at the beginning of the film.
After his helmet is knocked off and he sees the Huns throw grappling hooks up onto the ramparts, he calls out to the person who is supposed to be on top of the tower to light the signal. We don’t know where that person is supposed to be, but given the fact that several Huns come out from the door in this shot, we can assume they likely killed him.
But does that stop this guy? No. He judges the situation and reacts accordingly. Despite being swung at by a Hun with a large sword and being forced to pull himself up onto the tower, he doesn’t even stop to take a breather. He just grabs the torch and is about to light the signal himself when something stops him.
This guy. Shan Yu is already on top of the tower as this soldier is about to light the signal. Now, Shan Yu is already a scary mf, but I think it’s important to see how our soldier reacts to seeing him because it tells us an important detail that many people may overlook.
Look at his face. This soldier isn’t just stunned because there a massive Hun waiting for him on top of the tower, but because he recognizes said Hun. Or at least he knows enough about what Shan Yu looks like to put two and two together and assume that this is him. He knows this man and his reputation. He knows exactly the kinds of things Shan Yu is willing to do to people who stand in his way. And what does this soldier do? Does he beg for his life? Does he try to escape?
No. This bamf just looks Shan Yu right in the eye and does his duty. He lights the signal, knowing full well that doing so will likely get him killed. But, he does it anyway. And immediately after lighting the signal, he looks up the the Hun leader with this expression.
This is a man who would look Death in the face and say “Fuck you!” He knows he has maybe a few more seconds of life left and yet he stands tall. And why is this important? Because this one act of valor led to this.
The signals are being lit. All of the people of China are being warned of invasion and now they can properly prepare for the war to come. And it’s all thanks to this one brave soldier who doesn’t get nearly enough credit for his service.
I love Bendy gets progressively stronger as the game goes on like
in Chapter 1 he can’t even break down the boards leading into the Ink Machine area
in Chapter 2 he’s stopped by A door. not even a particularly impressive door just A door
in Chapter 4 he’s strong enough to CASUALLY RIP A METAL DOOR FROM ITS HINGES SO HARD IT DENTS
and in Chapter 5
JESUS FUCK, DUDE
true tho
Honoring The Being That Is Shaggy
Make your favorite sandwich.
Offer it to Shaggy as a sacrifice.
Eat the sandwich, as to not waste food and become closer to The Great Being.
Show love and respect to your friends and pets.
Repeat when you feel you are straying from His kind and humble path.
Coming into a fandom late
Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck
Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie
Don’t forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war.
Accuracy at its best
Being in a fandom and not even knowing there’s a war going on…
all of this shit…lol
When You’re Not In The Fandom But You’re Nosy AF
When you get into a fandom only to discover it’s dead
This gets better every time I see it.
@fuboos-mess
Being in a dead fandom…
Or being in such a tiny fandom that it feels like youre the only one
The accuracy hurts.
Being in a fandom that had a shit ending.
When you’ve been fangirling long enough, you’ve experienced all of the above.
Being in a fandom meant for kids.
This just gets better..
@mi-kleos
When you realize that joining the fandom has ruined you
Fandom hell in general