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Hello

[amusementforme]

[lizziesupremacy]

THE LAST DAY GUYS

[darkmuse112-og]

Every April 30th, like clockwork.

At least I know that the people of tumblr will never let me down.

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

[tumboner]

leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

omg

[carbonscales]

As a 90′s kid, it blows my mind that origami youtube videos exist. You can look up any model and watch a pair of manicured hands assemble the thing in real time, in full color, in 3D, with cheerful flute music in the background. When I was little, you had a library book with no words and these esoteric little dotted lines and arrows and it was just you, your hands, your paper, and the cruel, uncaring eyes of God.

[gafhgaeu]

[jackmeatington]

i’m sitting in a bathroom stall at work desperately trying to stifle my laughter

[c-bassmeow]

I’m going to fucking die from this

[dinobot711]

[old-friends-fan-page]

[accidentalfisting]

[straightwhiteboystexting]

i believe it is attempting to establish contact 

[pruningthisbranch-deactivated20]

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

[1nd2rd3st]

750,324 people whose mama taught them right

[cav-core]

I want a sitcom which is just every single Shakespeare character as college students in a dorm building. 

[kakumei-no-tomoshibi]

[attiinova-deactivated20180727]

have y’all seen pics of cosplayers being arrested because

it is simultaneously

the best and worst thing

I have ever

fuckIN G seEN

likE WHAT DID THEY DO

TO GET ARRESTED???

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE TELL ME

pleasE I NEED CONTEXT

[christel-thoughts]

She made her account private after this

[susiethemoderator]

“Higher your goals” IM SCREAMING.

[nervanaofficiai]

more mingus the vampire cat

[winzip]

[thebootydiaries]

Me: *sees my stuffed animal on the floor next to my bed*

Me: Why wasn’t I a better parent

[grumpybearbutch]

**eats three raspberries* I can feel my cells multiplying. my blood is cleaner, safer. my skin……less dry. I am well. I am nourished.