absolute trash

living breathing meme.21. [screams into the void] occasionally NSFW

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[catchymemes]

[steeiydan]

no but let me add the context here!

these are two pretty well known german tv personalities

palina, the woman on the left here, gets a lot of really gross comments on her body, especially her boobs. stuff like (paraphrased cause they’re in german) “woah, i wanna cum all over those fat tits” or “she’s such a fucking hot slut i wanna fuck those tits” or “with her, half of the guys would cum before reaching her hole” and who can forget “palina, you are and always will be a juicy piece of meat i would drink out of”. and the media tends to really sexualize her too.

so she and klaas (dude on the right), with the help of their team and and lovely ass-model decided to just drop this picture as an instagram, with the caption “finally got that nice necklace with my zodiac”

the media was quick to pick it up as “ah she says its about the necklace but she wants to show her boobs!”, and of course there were more comments like “i jacked off to this like seven times in an hour” and “those tits should milk my cock dry”

like a week later, they dropped the making-off video to that video and the rest is history

[carnival-phantasm]

LEGEND

[iamlittleamz]

I love this!!!

[play6irl]

[thug-gifs]

Reblog this within 10 seconds and unexpected extra money will cum to you this week

[thegreathamedebate]

The money will do what now

[tdivicenzo]

[bi-bi-richie]

Max is one of the most relatable characters in Stranger Things because when a girl she barely even talks to just showed up at her door asking for advice, girl went so hard. Not only did she give her advice, she was like “babe we’re gonna go get you a whole new wardrobe, get ice cream and do a photo shoot. Fuck your man.” She was literally the equivalent of a drunk girl finding another girl crying in a bathroom

[tesb]

Everyone has free will, including the right to murder! Just think of it as a microcosm of the universe.

David Tennant as Crowley in Good Omens (2019)

[gahdamnpunk]

“That’s cold. Hmu tho” asgsghASJHasjsdhaJSKjash

[uglynxggaforeva]

Effective Marketing lmao

[nocturan]

The red flags post has s e n t me

[applepiewithextrafreedom-deacti]

Sansa hearing that Daenerys went crazy and burned king landing down:

Sansa when jon asks her why she told tyrion his secret:

Sansa when asked if she anticipated the possibility of daenerys going crazy and burning everything down:

Sansa when someone tries to take the North:

Sansa Winning the Game of Thrones:

[queenstarksansa]

actual footage from the next episode

[trippinon90smusic]

“Her name is Brienne,” Jaime said. “Brienne, the maid of Tarth.”

Drawn by Lukas Werneck (via twitter)

[sleepwalk-living]

tati right now

[cheaphalloweencostume]

not necessarily a title but instead of saying “ladies and gentlemen” i generally like to say “friends and associates” or if youre unsure where everyones loyalties lie you can throw in a “friends associates and enemies” to keep it spicy and inclusive

[lisabunnies-deactivated20160517]

You see the weirdest things at parks in LA. This guy was bench-pressing this goose for ten minutes. 

[snoopdogvevo-deactivated2020020]

this picture will be in the textbooks

[catchymemes]

Game оf Thrones S8E2 spoilers without context

[sophietisthebest]

THIS IS THE BEST

[raviposting]

Tormund: I slew a giant when I was 10…slept next to his wife….she weaned me for three months, it’s why I’m named Giantsbane ;))))

Everyone listening to the story: 

[weloveshortvideos]

[50shadesofyodaddysdick]

I’m happy for her

[seventhseraphfemme]

@marsincharge