MYNAMESOBAMA

53/ Male/ Kicking it at the White House/ Democrat/ Christian/ Politician

[raychillster]

[pancakeke]

Season 5, Episode 12 “Now Who’s the Dummy?”

[knifeofvenus]

My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter

[toesucker]

[onlyherefortaron]

I’m not saying I would die for him but like... I would

[kosmonin]

[kougie]

One of my favorite tumblr ads so far

[etica]

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

Powerful

[ccstcrptc]

me

[frankenfemme]

Your WCW think this is deep

[sustainablefarming-deactivated2]

It is deep

[dateagirlwhosuggestion]

date a girl who is a home and an adventure all at once

[seeklight-deactivated20210703]

Date a girl who doubles as a haunted house

[steadfast-deactivated20191017]

When people find out that my dog is afraid of men: Oh, the poor thing must have been traumatized when she was younger! Poor baby, I just want to hold and comfort her and let her know she’s safe.

When people find out that I, an adult human woman, am afraid of men: Um, not *all* men, sweetie. You can’t go your whole life being afraid. Get over it.

When my dog was allowed to get a hysterectomy: She doesn’t need to have puppies to have a happy, healthy like with her adoptive family.

When I, an adult human woman, want to get a hysterectomy: But having children will make you happy! You might change your mind!

[thytressesburn]

People misgendering a dog: Oh my god I’m sorry it wasn’t intentional! I didn’t know :/

People misgendering a trans person: Uuuuh idc get over it

[kiefbowl]

Let’s say your matrilineal line is fairly consistent and everyone has their daughter at 25. So four women in your matrilineal line are born every hundred years. In a thousand years, that’s only 40 women. Like the math is so simple and yet ? You don’t think about it. So in 2000 years, 80 women. So basically, 0 AD started roughly about 80 mothers ago. That’s it.

[hawthorn56-deactivated20230602]

I’m……… i’m a little drunk n cannot deal with this right now

[thevideowall]

Yep

The advent of agriculture around 9500BC was about 450 mothers ago

[quousque]

you can’t just say shit like that without a warning

[annechen-melo]

Many, many mothers ago, when the world was new….

[mirandatacchia]

[bunnyglitterthighs]

hey you guys know what’s shitty!!!!

my ace/lesbian friend went to a pride festival today!!! im super happy for her!!!

the shitty part is that she left an hour in because she was scared of getting punched. for carrying an ace flag. at pride.

someone threatened her. at pride. because she was ace.

i dont wanna dabble in ~discourse~ but hey!!! maybe don’t make people scared of the community that should make them feel safe!!!! thats my hot take!!!!

[librius]

rebelbaze delete challenge

[emotional-karuma]

If I catch anyone at pride making the event unsafe for anyone, they’re gonna catch these fucking hands. If I’ll throw down with protesters and terfs you bet I ain’t scared to defend people being harassed by gatekeepers.

[bigenderfenris]

imagine believing a lesbian should be assaulted at pride for not being visibly lesbian. imagine believing an asexual should be assaulted at pride for existing.

[cherryholley]

the stonewall inn flies the ace flag. stonewall itself supports aces.

[weirdmageddon]

​ace people were around at the time of the riots as well

https://twitter.com/michaelwwaters/status/1134884208093159425

Michael Waters on Twitter

“I'm excited for discussion of Stonewall this month, and I think it's important to remember that people were actively identifying as asexual

[lgtbear]

If you don’t think ace people are part of the community feel free to shove it and never open your mouth again

[thequantumqueer]

“people would think she’s just there to tell people about her sexual attraction, which is not really appropriate for the event”

exclusionists stop literally reciting homophobic talking points challenge

[drtanner]

Reminder that if you’re a fucking exclusionist, you’re officially excluded from my blog and also fuck you.

[thotstark]

[spintowin]

she’s out there making owl noises

[techtonicactivity]

who

[afacelesschampion]

[corporation-cats]

[dirtymlpconfessions]

[slightmood]

caught the bae sleepin

[luminoldoll]

now why would u waste a perfectly good pizza:(

[slightmood]

that “waste” happens to be my wife getting her beauty sleep. think before you speak