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ishowdespair-deactivated2026012

*clint eastwood gorillas man voice* finally someone sucked me off and i’m gay

iiiiiiiii just

JARED???????

@liquid-geodes

??????? JARED 25 ??????

transcephalopod

do people still think "oh if you make sites censor pedophilia fanfiction they'll censor lgbt fiction next!" is a good argument. are 28 year old fandom mommies still out there comparing gay people to pedophiles and then patting themselves on the back for owning the Evil Antis.

transcephalopod

anyway ao3's entire "underage" category should be purged and if you write graphic sexual fic about minors you should be on some kind of watchlist

shitpeoplesayintf2

dankmemesreasonforliving

ragingdyke-deactivated20220310

hi i made this

jannieka394

Me: [about fictional characters]

peachdalooza

Heavy as… djungelskog

tiktoksthataregood-ish

dugaodna

zagreus

one tectonic plate approaching another

“so are you a top or a bottom?”

zagreus

two tops? you get a mountain. two bottoms? VALLEY BRO

zagreus

i don’t know anything about geology

zagreus

asymbina

Are you (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2?

zagreus

I had to google that and i swear to fuck I will kill you

khmoii

alright this is fine

seabastian-james-blog

Tips for boys on their period

Don’t put a pad on boxers! It doesn’t work and makes a mess

To feel more masculine wear boxers over your //pad holding underwear//

Don’t beat yourself up, you are totally rad and cool, you’re body is doing something, but that’s okay, it’s not your fault and it doesn’t make you less valid!

If your cheast starts to hurt, don’t bind, some guys get tender breast tissue when it’s that time of the month, listen to your body, don’t push yourself!

Treat yourself to some chocolate!

Tea!!! It’s so good!!!! And green tea can help with cramps!

Advil! I use it when my cramps get bad, sometimes I get headaches and it helps with that too! Don’t take more than six though!

Go under warm blankets with nothing but your underwear on, preferably soft blankets, it makes me feel like I’m in a soft cacoon

Oversized sweatshirts! Always good! Especially for dysphoria!

Wear comfy cloths, always good to feel good

Eat warm soup, feels nice in the tum tum

Don’t eat super greasy foods, it can make your skin break you even more! And there are already so many hormones making your skin do crazy thing you don’t want it to get worse! Also it can make cramps worse

Most of all listen to your body, don’t push yourself, and try to forgive it, it’s confused and doesn’t know that it shouldn’t be doing what it’s doing