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[achillesinhighheels]

unfortunately i do believe that every time i delay watching a film it’s because it’s going to find me at the perfect time

[lesbianbreadwhore]

diet culture is so evil like. an older woman friend said to me (in response to me saying my gf isn't really into chocolate) "i WISH i didn't like chocolate" like. do you wish you didn't have skin to feel a summer breeze. do you wish you didn't have eyes to see the sunrise

[orange-catsidy]

wow you have dogshit taste (remembers im trying to be nicer to people who like different things) uh i mean, it's beautiful how the breadth of human experience is so wide it encompasses those with good taste and those with dogshit taste

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

was thinking about how the concept of god is usually characterized as male (thanks patriarchy) and i came up with a question: in christian theology,

does "God" have a penis?

surely the catholic church made some sort of ruling on this

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

stop derailing with Jesus's foreskin, this post is about God's genitals ONLY

[myfairkatiecat]

Hi, Catholic here—the only part of the holy trinity with a human body is the Son (Jesus) so yes, but also God the Father doesn’t have a human body so no, but the Father, Son and Holy Spirit are all the same being as well so yes, but all humans including women are created in the image of God so hypothetically He has everything else too. Hope this helps.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

thank you it did not!

[rtm-drlng]

Using he him pronouns doesn't necessarily indicate having a penis does it gaudy

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

see that's gender studies 101 but i wanna force the catholic church to ADMIT it

[doctoraxiom]

Also for what it's worth Catholic God doesn't use he/him. He uses He/Him which theologians insist is distinct from human pronouns.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so the catholic church wants you to respect their god's neopronouns

[nighthawkes]

I must sleep. Sleep is the mind-healer. Sleep is the big-life that brings total ability to fucking do anything. I will face my bed. I will permit the blankie to pass over me and snores to pass through me. And when sleep has gone past I will turn the outer eye to greet the new morning. When the sleep has gone there will be everything. Energy and will to live will remain.

[ierbareta]

St. Anthony, Eric Gill, 1926, bookplate, Tate Gallery

[shamebats]

[rthwrms]

a guided journey through the stacks i started ages ago and never fully finished

[lesbianshepard]

if an archaeologist says an artifact was probably for “ritual purposes” it means “i have no fuckin clue”

but if they say it was for “fertility rituals” they mean “i know exactly what it was for but i dont want to say ‘ancient dildo’”

[thecringeandwincefactory-deacti]

Back in the day I worked at a certain very famous and very high caste art museum in the US as a junior curator. Part of my job was to catalog the objects in the museum database. This includes details like provenance, measurements, and a visual description of what the object looked like.

Like I said, the museum was a pretty snotty institution. It’s got a LOT of objects it’s way famous for possessing, but nobody knew about the absolutely massive collection of Moche erotic pottery it had because the curators were totally embarrassed by this stuff.

Some examples:

Pretty hot shit, right? They never, ever put any of this stuff on public view or published it in any catalogues but - we legit had like several hundred pieces of Moche ceramics in the “dirty pots” category. Anyway, I was left alone to just do my job with regard to the database for several years, ok? And I figured, well, these’re accessioned objects in the museum’s collection - better get down to bidness. 

I catalogued every goddamn bestiality, necrophiliac, cocksucking, buttfucking, detached penis, and giant vulva drinking cup in that collection. I’d be like, 

A drinking vessel in form of a standing man wearing a tunic and cap. He holds an oversized erection in his hands and stares into the distance (note I did not say “like he’s hella-constipated”). The vessel has a hole at both the tip of the penis as well as around the rim of the figure’s head, thus forcing the drinker to drink only from the penis or risk spilling wine all over themselves from the top of the vessel. Red and orange slip covers the surface of the piece.

Pretty straightforward, right? Apparently the deep seated fear of these objects that the curators exhibited was meant to spread to me as well, but - no one ever gave me that memo, because I guess Midwesterners reproduce asexually. When the curators understood that I had catalogued all of these objects in addition to the other, non-sexy pieces in the collection, they were apparently livid, but knew they had no legs to stand on in terms of getting pissed at me for it. 

I visited the museum’s online public access database a few years back and - every single description I wrote of these pieces has been totally neutered to say something like Male figural vase. 

Long story short? Just call a dildo a fucking dildo. It’s all gonna be ok, I swear.

[workfornow]

This is absolutely the MOST unusual reblog I have ever tagged with what is probably my second-favorite tag, “talk to me about your work.”

Plus it’s hilarious.

[cloudfreed]

I love ancient art history !!!!!

[clockshunddachshund]

@lowercasetrashwriter

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

Museums should have sections dedicated to artifacts like these with a warning that says “There’s a lot of private parts in here but we’re dedicated to displaying history so we won’t censor these. Enter at your own risk” or something. It’s prudish to deliberately hide history because of some ding dongs.

[dovewithscales]

Fucking Puritanism.

Unpopular opinion: Sex exists. Making body parts taboo is both psychologically bad for us and kinda stupid.

[hellasangster-blog]

Bringing this back

[distantvoices]

Inside KUTT, the cult lesbian 00s magazine via Dazed Digital

[awake--and--dreaming]

Tank Top Louis

[louisarmpits]

Louis actually doesnt know a harry or a zayn. Never met them or anything tbh

[dailytomlinson]

Louis performing No Control at the How Did We Get Here? Tour in Orlando - 23.07

[hellboys]

ROBIN WILLIAMS in The Birdcage (1996)

[dailytomlinson]

"You're too kind, Orlando, I love youse! So, today is 16 years since One Direction were formed and if anyone's been following me social media today before about 2PM, I honestly went through the One Direction megahits for about five hours straight top to bottom. I think, honestly, since leaving the band, I probably only done that about twice ever really so it was to have a moment and reminisce, think about the good times. And obviously, when you're looking back like that you just feel the gratitude, I've been so fucking lucky since I've been about 18 years old and I can remember crystal clear, I can remember picking my outfit out for... you've seen it, it's bad innit? It's bad! It was alright at the time though, you know, it looked alright at the time, at least I thought it did. But I can remember picking my outfit out, I can remember going to bootcamp thinking I don't really expect much, truthfully. I've never in a situation like that before in my life [...] I didn't really know what to expect and really I was just there for the experience. I can remember when the producers came up to us and you could see something was going on. Now I'm a big X Factor fan, that's the show that we came up on. I kinda had a feeling of what was happening, it felt really exciting, you've seen similar things happen before and then we got put together, five fucking strangers, crazy shit you know! I feel incredibly lucky to have the career that I've had, sixteen years is fucking crazy, I've got goosebumps saying that now. [fans scream they're proud of him] Thank you, thank you! I'm proud of us, I'm proud of us, I love you! So, yeah a bit emotional today but it's been lovely, it's been a really lovely day, the gig today has been fucking lovely, really, I love youse. Alright, felt myself getting a bit emotional over there, need to reign it in. [...] Alright, here's one of the One Direction songs then." - 23.07

[larrystylinsontweets]

[larrystylinsontweets]

23/07/2026

@louist91: *listening to Same Mistakes at 3:15*

@louist91: *listening to Stole My Heart at 0:15*

@louist91: *listening to Moments at 2:01* So many special memories with this one. Absolutely classic Cteddysphotos Melody. First time lever felt really proud of my own vocal on track.

@louist91: *listening to Na Na Na at 0:29* Peak lyricism

@louist91: *listening to More Than This at around 0:20-0:30* Pretty sure this was when Liam first discovered his falsetto, remember how proud we all were. He sounds incredible!

@louist91: *listening to Live While We’re Young at 1:18* Not my fav but huge pop song. Still remember shooting the video clearly, some amazing memories that day!

@louist91: *listening to Kiss You at 0:13* Always loved this one

@louist91: *listening to C’mon, C’mon at 1:20* Huge live!!

@louist91: *listening to Rock Me at 0:20*

@louist91: *listening to Change My Mind at 1:09*

@louist91: *listening to Over Again at 0:43* Always reminds me of Niall for some reason.

@louist91: *listening to Back For You at 1:39*

@louist91: *listening to Loved You First at 0:25*

@louist91: *listening to Midnight Memories at 0:53* Defo top 3 for me. Remember it clear as day written in London!

@louist91: *listening to Don’t Forget Where You Belong at 0:32* Niall’s tune

@louist91: *listening to Strong at 0:58* Still remember hearing this chorus for the 1st time in the room. Special song

@louist91: *listening to Through The Dark at 2:57* Liam's low breakdown chorus!! Some tone that

@louist91: *listening to Better Than Words at 1:25*

@louist91: *listening to Why Don’t We Go There at 1:41* Remember being really proud showing the boys this one

@louist91: *listening to Half a Heart at 0:56* Didn't love this at the time but it's actually a tune

@louist91: *listening to Steal My Girl at 3:35* One of my favourite singles

@louist91: *listening to Where Do Broken Hearts Go at 0:11*

@louist91: *listening to 18 at around 0:10-0:15* Another special one. This was one of my mums favourites, she had me when she was 18 so always had a lovely feeling singing this one

@louist91: *listening to Girl Almighty at 2:30* Huuuuuuuuuuge live

@louist91: *listening to Fireproof at 2:32* Love this! P.s I'm listening top to bottom but not putting every song on my story

@louist91: *listening to Stockholm Syndrome at 0:55* Had to do something but back to it now

@louist91: *listening to Clouds at 0:02* Banger live!!

@louist91: *listening to Change Your Ticket at around 0:15-0:25* Can hear how much we all liked the 1975 album out around this time

@louist91: *listening to Act My Age at 0:24* Really nostalgic

@louist91: *listening to Hey Angel at 1:07*

@louist91: *listening to Infinity at 2:13* Did we end up releasing the video for this? I'm sure we filmed one and it got scrapped but could be wrong

@louist91: *listening to Long Way Down at around 0:05-0:10* The kind of song that makes me so incredibly proud of where we ended up. Lush production. Far too good for a 'boy band'

@louist91: *listening to Olivia at 0:39* Soooo many of this record never got played live. Did we ever do this? Baaaanger

The lyrics that were playing when he took the screenshot:

Same Mistakes: When it’s broken, you say there’s nothing to fix (sung by all)

Stole My Heart: two seconds before the first lyric “the light shines, it’s getting hot on my shoulders” (sung by Liam)

Moments: Try to scream out of my lungs it makes this harder (sung by Louis)

Na Na Na: Then you’ll go request it the whole night long (sung by Liam)

More Than This: around “i’m blinded ‘cause you are everything I see I’m dancing alone” (sung by Liam)

Live While We’re Young: Don’t overthink just let it go and if we get together, yeah, get together (sung by Zayn)

Kiss You: Baby, I’ll take you there, yeah oh tell me, tell me how to turn your love on (sung by Zayn and Harry)

C’mon, C’mon: Show me what you’re all about yeah I’ve been watching you all night (sung by Harry)

Rock Me: Playing the guitar by the fire too loud oh my my, they could never shut us down (sung by Harry)

Change My Mind: So baby, if you say you want me to stay, stay for the night I’ll change my mind (sung by Liam)

Over Again: Then my kiss can mend your broken heart I might miss everything you said to me (sung by Harry)

Back For You: So I’m coming back for you, back for you, back for you, you (sung by all)

Loved You First: But now when I see you with him it tears my world apart (sung by Harry)

Midnight Memories: Midnight memories, oh, oh, oh everywhere we go never say no (sung by all)

Don’t Forget Where You Belong: Well I know, I know, I know, I know the sun will be rising back home (sung by Liam)

Strong: Is that so wrong? Is it so wrong? that you make me strong? (sung by all and Harry)

Through The Dark: And I will hold you closer, hope your heart is strong enough (sung by all)

Better Than Words: Best I ever had, hips don’t lie, you make me wanna- one more night (sung by Niall)

Why Don’t We Go There: I know the way why don’t you go there with me? (sung by Harry)

Half a Heart: I’m half a heart without you (sung by Zayn)

Steal My Girl: Na na na na na-na she belongs to me yeah (sung by all and Zayn)

Where Do Broken Hearts Go: Standing out from the list of the things I’ve done (sung by Niall)

18: I got a heart, and I got a soul believe me, I will use them both (sung by Harry)

Girl Almighty: There’s something happening here the only, only believer (sung by Zayn and all)

Fireproof: It’s been so long, it’s been so long, maybe we’re fireproof (sung by Liam and Harry)

Stockholm Syndrome: Oh baby look what you’ve done to me, oh baby you got me tied down (sung by Harry)

Clouds: Intro (sung by all)

Change Your Ticket: Watching you get dressed messes with my head (sung by Harry)

Act My Age: When I’m fat and old and my kids think I’m a joke (sung by Niall)

Hey Angel: Oh I wish I could be more like you do you wish you could be more like me? (sung by Louis)

Infinity: All I ever wanted was the truth yeah-yeah (sung by Harry)

Long Way Down: We made a fire went down in flames (sung by Niall)

Olivia: I’ve been idolizing the light in your eyes, olivia (sung by Harry)