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[superlazernovaa]

[superlazernovaa]

never let your thoughts stay as yhoughts ........

hop high for your dreams ...

[pangur-and-grim]

lost 40 people on spider day, and 40 people on sharpened banana day 😔 these bits are costly

[pangur-and-grim]

[mousegirlheart]

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[babycheesecake]

Oh his handsomeness........ the portraiture........ the elegance.........

[babycheesecake]

ok now Mr. Yucky

[mcsryaoihell]

my bonnies

[mousegirlheart]

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[speculative]

Taiko no triangleposting by airuei

[johncraft2003]

[useless-bug]

why does everyone make bunny more complicated than it has to be?

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[viscuvania]

american bbq cook out

[imptwins]

i am about to become the most annoying human being on planet earth.

[voidsentprinces]

Free Shared Trauma!

[huffylemon]

[triviallytrue]

aren't gorillas gentle giants or something. i stay out of his way, he doesn't maul me, we have a nice time picking out clothes together in opposite sides of the mall

[friendshapedhole]

Male gorillas are super aggressive and territorial. Also they interpret nearly every human mannerism as a sign of aggression or a challenge. Smiling and eye contact are both things that zookeepers have to be taught to suppress when they’re in the vicinity of gorillas.

[triviallytrue]

Well unless the mall is his native territory I think I'm fine, I wasn't planning on smiling at him

[max1461]

This is all irrelevant because the obvious answer is five black mambas. I mean, that’s not actually very many snakes, and malls are fucking huge. And unlike a gorilla you can definitely outrun a snake if it does show up. Find an open space in the mall where you can see any snake coming and just hangout out there. Fucking easy.

[triviallytrue]

Misguided! I would much rather have a mallmate I can easily see and hear coming. I'm confident I can stay out of the gorilla's way, but if I step on a snake or one otherwise gets the jump on me, it's all over.

It's not just about the physical danger either, it's about my mental health. One gorilla, unless he's actively mad at me, I just keep a healthy distance between us and make sure I never get trapped. With the snakes, it requires a lot more constant vigilance

[ghostpalmtechnique]

They should substitute "chimpanzee" for "gorilla" in this hypothetical.

[triviallytrue]

if it was a chimp i'm taking the fucking snakes

[notwiselybuttoowell]

Black mambas have a reputation build on being very venomous and very fast. I'm not sure why you would think you could outrun one (or five) in an enclosed space like a mall.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

Malls usually have pretty slick floors, and escalators. I’d choose the gorilla simply because I think that would make an more interesting story (and a better-selling autobiography, I Survived the Mall Gorilla) but I think I’d stand a pretty good chance at avoiding the mamba. They’re fast and aggressive and will chase you but unless we started immediately beside each other I think my sneakers would have the terrain advantage over scutes.

[nightingalesoul]

this is too good to leave hidden in the replies

[bermuda-n-drangle]

fucking enamored with the implication that this gorilla is fully intelligent but is trying to manufacture plausible deniability like the movie barnyard

[tank4tank]

i love when a bunny looks like this

[taffywabbit]

some faves from my collection that fit this sorta genre. i also think they are kind of awesome

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[trickycreator]

beautiful.

It’s going in the vault.

[taffywabbit]

cuz when we sneezing and hopping

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we snopping

[taffywabbit]

it's snopping snaturday. snop to it

[bumblebeetle]

enjoy these rabbits

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