pokeymans

look at my fakemon tag so many good fakemons in there. main blog @ bluastro-yellow

[halorocks1214]

non-pokemon ppl will never understand the highs and lows of Game Freak decisions

[bynine]

mixing stones

[goldensunset]

i know in my heart of hearts that within the pokémon universe it’s all the really cute popular marketable pokémon that have the most irresponsible trainers. small dog syndrome ramped up to a whole new level. that is not a toy that is a lifelong commitment. ma’am please keep your untrained sylveon in its pokéball inside the store. no that is not a service pokémon it wouldn’t be using moonblast on everything if it was

[goldensunset]

sir! sir!!! your pikachu is decimating the ducklett population at the pond and you aren’t even looking! you are NOT ash ketchum you are NOT gonna catch ‘em all because that involves trade evolutions and you have NO friends!!!

[goldensunset]

ok literally. that palafinstagram mom who posts pictures of her rowlet not understanding it’s displaying distress behaviors making fun of the cool person whose best friend is a solosis or rellor or unown letter f

[warrior-kitty]

if one more middle aged mom tells me that i should’ve kept my raichu a pikachu because ‘she’s much cuter that way’ i’m sending out my full team and throwing hands right there in the starbucks

[desmolbean404]

QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!

100 REAL or FAKE Pokemon

100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever

What Was Your Score?

0%-20%

20%-40%

40%-50%

50%-60%

60%-70%

70%-80%

80%-99%

100%! (You're one smart cookie!)

Remaining time: 5 days 24 minutes

[nuclearlemons]

new regi fakemon

[comvi]

my hearty nand nutritious meal of Screws and Bolts

[catmask]

in finnish, the '@' symbol is sometimes referred to as 'kissanhnta' [cat's tail] or 'miau', 'miau merkki' [meow marks]. in the pokemon universe, i thought it might be cute if the '@' symbol were called 'the mew' or 'mew symbol'

considering both bill and professor oak would know about mew, i imagined a conversation in which this term was coined in which professor oak tries (and finally succeeds) at sending his first email.

[catmask]

regional dialects make it difficult to share 'mewsernames'!

in swedish, the @ symbol is called 'trunk a' [elephants trunk]

in polish, it's called 'malpa' [monkey]!

[catmask]

[youre-dreaming-302]

[lilyblisslys]

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

[mollyjames]

[fuzzyfoe]

paper espeon

[bedrock-to-buildheight]

What do you mean you can just put more power into a move that makes no sense

[vivipokedex]

i love you gay dragonite

[s-nnoh]

someone made a website where you can declare your favorite pokemon & why. let's all see if every pokemon is someone's favorite... Together

[sxsg-moved]

:) every pokemon is someone's favorite

[iwilleatyourenglish]

i have a friend in his 50s who doesn't give a fuck about pokemon so we showed him random ones and the way he responded to them made me feel like i was doing flashcards with a very serious baby

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[iwilleatyourenglish]

no. he doesn't use emojis. i'm not kidding when i say i have seen him use one once in two years. everyone was shocked.

[bedupolker]

I put a pokemon colosseum playthrough in the background at work and I forgot how incredible the energy of the random NPCs was

[bedupolker]

it is crazy to me that they made the arizona region a barren wasteland and the England region a thriving wilderness... you got those backwards bud

[myotherrideisaskiddo]

thank god gamefreak cut the one horned female charizard. it looks so stupid

[tagfer]

welcome to the club asshole

[tarenko]

[thebattleblog]

[battle-for-dyke-island]

it’s like a spot the difference game with you people

[maybeophe]