MysteriousChaosCat

Hey! This blog is for random stuff like reblogs and self pics. I have 2 other blogs, one of dogs and one of my korlc fanart.

[mysteriouschaoscat]

So so so, Lucario

Plus Puss in Boots

Equals Floragato

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IMPORTANT POLL: Who does Avi look like more? PLEASE VOTE!! 😂😂

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Keefe: Sophie is gone on a top secret Black Swan mission so I’m gonna cut all the sleeves off my shirts

Fitz: Why?

Keefe: Shes like 85% of my impulse control

[mysteriouschaoscat]

He’s doing it to be like er since Sophie had to wear those shirts in the healing center in Flashback!!

[catchymemes]

[danger-flammable]

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I didn’t think it could get any funnier.

Then I saw the second picture.

I’m dead.

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Kotlc Dub for you KEEPER peeps

OMG OMG OMG I finally dubbed my comics for the first kotlc chapter and I posted it today!! Go check it out if you’re interested (and maybe sub, if you like it.. would be deeply appreciated :D)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq36taOonyo

[disneybound]

via Van Kelsing

[mysteriouschaoscat]

costumes for costumes

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Kotlc Chapter 1 Page 6

BABY COME BACK TO MEEE

[mcapriglioneart]

how to draw arms ? ? 

[swagginsloths]

holy fuck

[shoutsofthunder]

holy fuck is right… but… does it work with legs???

[mcapriglioneart]

yes !!

[empresspinto]

but how much extend

[thunar]

^^^^^^^^^^

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[gabbyzvolt25]

I NEARLY CHOKED

[lifeofcynch]

ENJFDFNFATFVFDF

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finally. i can be accurate

[mysteriouschaoscat]

I’m dead XD

[just-shower-thoughts]

Tattoos and babies have the same tabu. No one says they are ugly to their owners, but you can be sure the ugliness is talked about to everyone else.

[response-shower]

First of all, it’s “Taboo”.

Secondly, babies are rarely ugly, tattoos always are ugly.

[j-s-r-r-r-r-r-r]

Tabu is correct apparently; it’s a variant

Also, I’ve seen a lot of ugly babies

[fiftieth-shower-responses]

Lots of babies are ugly and excuse you I’m gonna get a tattoo

[hamiltonsbisexuallover]

Lots of people get tattoos of babies and some of them look great

[fiftieth-shower-responses]

I’m not sure you fully one what’s going on here

[just-shower-responses]

babies are fucking ugly and tattoos are great

[closetgremlns]

Why are we putting tattoos on babies?

[wolfman0622]

tattoos are 5/10 and babies are worse than lucifer

[closetgremlns]

Luci is pretty nice, idk what you’re talking about

[water-based-introspection]

I have my private thoughts on Lucifer

[eviljoe1]

Why are we comparing tattoos to babies in the first place?

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Because babies are cute and tattoos look cool but you are really risking it when you put one on because it might look extremely ugly.

Oh… You meant in that way, it’s because op has mental issues

[eviljoe1]

Why does op think that babies and tattoos is such a big thing when they both can be removed by lasers if they turn out to be bad?

[water-based-introspection]

It is different, when you remove a tattoo it will hurt, when you remove a baby it is just a weight off your back

[eviljoe1]

Won’t hurt if you eat enough painkillers

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Or if you eat enough babies

[eviljoe1]

Or if you eat babies overdosed on painkillers

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Or if you eat the babies in the fear that they’ll defeat you and take over the throne

[eviljoe1]

Or you feed the babies to the poor, the feeling of being a good ruler will out-do the pain

[water-based-introspection]

And then you banish those people from your kingdom because they ate your babies

[eviljoe1]

And now you have no starving citizens, problem solved!

[water-based-introspection]

And no citizens that you can make suffer, so you create people in a lab and make them see how you eat the corpses of their brothers

[jadetheamazing]

Excuse me, don’t mean to interrupt, but what the fuck?

[water-based-introspection]

How rude of you to interrupt our educational conversation, carry on peasant, continue doing what is that you peasants do

[jadetheamazing]

OH so you want me to eat BREAD? Is that what you want? How about you shove some BREAD up your ASS? fuck YOU BOTH and your BABIES and your PAINKILLERS. I’m a PEASANT, huh? You want to see the GUILLOTINE you fucking ARISTOCRATS.

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feed babies tattoo ink

[jadetheamazing]

YOU TOO?!

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get a tattoo of a baby on your face

[justcornthoughts]

Corn

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thank you for your input

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THERE IS A CORN THOUGHTS BLOG?!?!?!?!

[im-delirious]

I have a swell idea. Why don’t we give all the babies tattoos OF CORN, and then eat the babies? And if you guys feel like that’s not enough, we can tattoo pictures of the babies onto the corn!

[water-based-introspection]

We could always start a war with Russia

[elfgirleargasm-deactivated20241]

What the fuck guys

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What has this post turned into

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A work of art

[little-irish-rabbit]

Babies and tattoos are both good

[water-based-introspection]

You’re kinda late

[little-irish-rabbit]

I don’t mind

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Aren’t you coming to the war against Russia though?

[malicioushighblood]

hey quick question guys, what the fuck?

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The butterflies and bees

[dreamphantasy]

LET’S TATTOO A BEE ON A BUTTERFLY ON A CORN AND FEED IT TO THE BABIES AND EAT THE BABIES

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And then get eaten alive by a single bee

[dreamphantasy]

which gets eaten by a butterfly

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And gets eaten by a fucking dinosaur made in a lab together with a bunch of candy

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Then tattoo ourselves eating the baby tattooed with a bee on a butterfly oNTO THE DINOSAUR

WHICH WE WILL THEN USE TO DEFEAT RUSSIA.

[water-based-introspection]

Who said defeat Russia? I just wanted to start a war

[vfd-potter-pan]

This post is a fucking mess.

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No it isn’t

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It went from tattoos and babies to eating children and corn and a kingdom feeding people babies and then Russia and wars.

How is it not a mess?

[water-based-introspection]

People thought that Einstein was a mess but what do you think of him now

[eviljoe1]

Idk i have never met him

[water-based-introspection]

His hair is kinda like a mess but he’s a nice dude, he married his cousin

[eviljoe1]

Ah okay

[water-based-introspection]

I really want a shirt with his face in it saying “I married my cousin”

[just-binch-thoughts]

I signed the contract. No going back. This is my life now. I’m doomed to responding to these things because of this blog, I am now forever trapped. Don’t leave me, my binches, please.

[water-based-introspection]

I’ve lost followers because of this post, I guess that they never read it because if they did I’d be blocked

[just-binch-thoughts]

Ur binches aren’t that loyal, are they?

[water-based-introspection]

Most of them are but we can’t blame them for being jerks and making me cry because of the unfollows and repeatedly saying that I am filling their feed with this post, I tag it so that they can block the tag but no, they’ll just complain about it make me cry

[just-plasma-thoughts]

In 50 years historians will find this post and it will be all they know about the coven

[water-based-introspection]

I’m digging up a whole and put this in a time capsule

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Digging up a whole what?

[water-based-introspection]

*hole

[one-lonelybagel]

Will the hole contain Babys or corn?

[water-based-introspection]

Both

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What the fuck did I miss

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Not much

[just-binch-thoughts]

I’m so happy binches I get to be included :’D

[water-based-introspection]

You’re barely in here binch

[just-binch-thoughts]

But binch, I AM in here.

[water-based-introspection]

That’s what you think

P.S.

for the people that don’t like this post I’ve added another tag

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Guys why’d this post stop?????? We gotta keep going. 

I’m pro dinosaur-with-tattoos. 

But why stop there?

Lets roll out the big guns. I present:

operation GIANT GROUND SLOTH

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I’ll tag this post with that tag

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OK GUYS SO HERE’S THE PLAN.

WE AMERICANS GET A TEAM OF TOP-SECRET SCIENTISTS (SPECIFICALLY THOSE SPECIALIZING IN FIELDS OF ZOOLOGY, ARCHEOLOGY, PALEONTOLOGY, BIOLOGY, MEGAFAUNA, AND CLONING) AND WE GET DIFFERENT TEAMS TO PULL A JURASSIC PARK-ESQUE STUNT CONCERNING THE CLONING OF THE GIANT GROUND SLOTH. WHEN CLONING IS SUCCESSFUL, WE CREATE MATING PAIRS FOR THE GIANT GROUND SLOTHS. THEN, WE DEVELOP A GIANT GROUND SLOTH BREEDING PROGRAM. 

ONCE THE BREEDING PROGRAM IS SUCCESSFUL ENOUGH TO PRODUCE 100+ GIANTS GROUND SLOTHS, WE TRAIN THEM IN FIELDS OF WARFARE. THIS MAY TAKE A FEW DECADES, BUT ALL OF IT WILL BE DONE LITERALLY UNDERGROUND, IN A SECRET GOVERNMENT FACILITY IMMUNE TO THREATS OF NUCLEAR WAR AND DESTRUCTION. 

ONCE THE TIME IS RIGHT, WE RELEASE THE ARMY OF GIANT GROUND SLOTHS INTO SOME OF THE MAJOR CITIES OF RUSSIA- SOMEWHERE ON THIS MAP.

THERE THE SLOTHS WILL WREAK HAVOC ON OUR RUSSIAN FOES BY COMMITTING TERRIFYING ACTS SUCH AS EATING THE LEAVES FROM RUSSIAN TREES, SHOOTING RUSSIANS WITH THEIR LASER EYES, AND GENERALLY JUST BEING WEIRD. 

OPERATION GIANT GROUND SLOTH.

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I agree with this but I’m not American so… I’ll get scientists from the middle of the ocean somewhere

[beovvlf]

I’m russian so I guess I’ll just die?

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Or you could start a revolt against your leaders

[dreamphantasy]

R E V O L T A L L L E A D E R S

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L E T S C R E A T E A N E W “ D E M O C R A C Y ”

[dreamphantasy]

. . S O M U C H E F F O R T T H O U G H ?

[water-based-introspection]

I say that we start a royalty (it is like a dictatorship but no one complains)

P.S.

We’re starting the war tomorrow at exactly 3pm western Europe time in my blog

[dreamphantasy]

nice plan

(okay i’ll be there, prepare all your weapons)

[guillotinegloryhole]

I’m canadian and was wondering if there is anyway i can help the plan??? I’m good with the cold if that helps???

[water-based-introspection]

Welcome aboard

[aless-was-here-bsrb]

I’m Italian, but can I join??

I can provide food for the soldiers

[water-based-introspection]

Go ahead, make sure to bring ravioli

[just-big-lightbulb-thoughts]

Ok, can someone explain what’s happening and how I can help?

[water-based-introspection]

Read everything in my blog under this tag. Please join our cause and defeat the Russians with us

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I’ll bring snacks!

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Bring cereal

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But please don’t forget milk. I don’t want cereal without milk.

[pink-lemonadey]

What the heck what the heck what the heck

[mysteriouschaoscat]

What the *eff* did I just read? 

I couldn’t even finish it it was too much nonsense lmao. 

I’m not even going to comment about any specific comment. Just this. Just more people saying “What the *fuck*?” to this conversation. You’re welcome XD

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This is funnier than anything shitpostbot could ever dream of.

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Only 32 days until this joke expires. Reblog while you can.

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HEY THIS IS THE THIRD FLOOR OF THE BUILDING I WORK IN AND THERES A HORSE HERE

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Fitz Vacker

@ancientrosetta drew this and it’s gorgeous!

[wintrsoldiers]

Tom Holland

originally posted on my main

[nightmares-of-purity]

Reblog if you are in the Miraculous Ladybug fandom and over the age of 13

I want to see how many of us are older than the expected age group

[lulles]

Eleven from Stranger Things, commissioned by a patron.

[mysteriouschaoscat]

It took me a minute to realize who this was, but I love it so much!

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I would like to announce that from now on my blog is going to exclusively post really niche memes aimed at pirates

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This blog is NSFL (not safe for landlubbers)

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Part 2

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@pikky126 ’s contributions

[mysteriouschaoscat]

Why are a bunch of people pointing knives at that cat?

[usersukuna]

[insp. x & x]

[mysteriouschaoscat]

I’m dead XD