One star. heathen blasphemy

get innocuous! 23 years young | eng/esp

[mythomanian]

i would speak to you in song but you can’t sing (as far as i’m aware)

[mythomanian]

just bought a suuuuper lightweight teeny tiny road bike for my commutes and have decided to name it after a massive as hell 8-legged horse because i think it’s. funny. go my sleipnir

[mythomanian]

all tangled up

[mythomanian]

they call me the spanish inquisition because i speak spanish and im very inquisitive

[mythomanian]

just tried to smile at a toddler passing underfoot and instead just kind of bared my teeth at him #what

[mollymerula]

we need to normalize a tradition where nonpartnering aros are like "hey, i'm officially never getting married, please come to this party and give me whatever kitchenware you would have bought me for a wedding"

[jortoise]

in a world of tiktok audio recitation I dare to be different by instead reciting one random ass line from red white and royal blue that I found hilarious in 2019 and it always goes triple fucking platinum. i’m sharing this life hack now with you guys if somebody is describing a story with elaborate detail (or with a comical lack of detail for irony) you can respond with “bitch, you took me there.” it has never once failed me

[mythomanian]

powers that be spotting me traipsing about the city a little too jubilantly in this weather (heat exhaustion increasing in opacity behind me)

[mythomanian]

like this

[mythomanian]

powers that be spotting me traipsing about the city a little too jubilantly in this weather (heat exhaustion increasing in opacity behind me)

[butchvirgil]

at the club fully sober googling iliad ascending scale of affection book nine

[mythomanian]

digicam pics from the last week or so

[vermilionstarlight]

age regressing to 2 years old but i was an especially erudite and articulate baby so you don't even notice

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[mythomanian]

sketch pages with song lyrics

[huegor]

2009: maybe it’s not my weekend but it’s gonna be my year.

2010: maybe it’s not my weekend but it’s gonna be my year.

2011: maybe it’s not my weekend but it’s gonna be my year.

2012: maybe it’s not my weekend but it’s gonna be my year.

2013: ah, fuck it.

[sobcat]

this saturday we succeed!!

[mythomanian]

downloaded a folder from the data server im in for my research and there were so many more files than i thought there were i feel metaphorically as if i have stumbled into a cloud of gnats