SIMMY T. I WISH I WAS VALARIE

Artist l shitposter l filmmaker @shiftyear

[animentality]

[everythingfox]

Tiny unit

[gamechangershow]

Brennan's announcement

[as-intimidating-as-a-butterfly]

[itsgonnagetinspiringsoon]

Can't wait for the new season of Dimension 20: On a Bus!

[catchymemes]

[itisiives]

[autumngracy]

[prettyboysdontlookatexplosions]

my other grounding technique is remembering that the earliest abolitionists & the earliest suffragists had no proof that the world would ever make possible what they fought for and indeed many of them did not live to see it come to pass. and yet they did not succumb to despair so it would be disrespectful to their memory to let it overtake me

[everythingfox]

He needs a napkin

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

The hard cut to the berry massacre is just killing me

[todaysbird]

this man is iconic. his one skill is needing an enclosure for berry eating due to his fervor

[viralfrog]

[xanaxfarts]

4000cc breast implants :)

[mackie-ds]

[brblifuk]

[cosmic-aria]

[nitw]

i fucking hate being an adult with a slowly increasing number of responsibilities its like one day you wake up and youre like aw fuck when was the last time i descaled the coffee machine

[nitw]

"theres gonna be a power outage tomorrow welp i better boil some water in advance!" "oh gee looks like its time to vacuum the carpet!" GET REAL?????? YOU SOUND INSANE

[nitw]

someday youre gonna be out of baking soda when it matters most and its gonna destroy you

[liivn]

[typewriter-worries]

where's that picture that ruined my life

[typewriter-worries]

found it

[kosmogrl]

[miametropolis]

the first episode of star trek tng:

hi everyone! meet the crew! wow, this guy's got a temper. this one's an android! uh-oh, a spooky alien has appeared!

the first episode of star trek ds9:

post-traumatic stress disorder

[abiscuit]

I love Star Trek, I love how every time a federation ship goes into the romulan neutral zone there is also immediately a romulan ship. Like girl, what were YOU doing in the neutral zone?

[liquidatorbruntfca]