Organized Chaos

I have an unhealthy obsession with sweaters and nice shoes. I have expensive taste and a low budget. My wallet and I are currently in a tiff. I'm a writer in a four year Mexican stand off between busyness and writer's block; I'm currently working on my fourth unfinished book.

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[dennsokagi-deactivated20221213]

hahahaha good job 

[princesstigerbelle]

This is how we know cats are sent from heaven

[karalora]

This is how we know that whatever trouble cats cause is deliberate

[liberalsarecool]

They said ending slavery would kill them.

They said ending child labour would kill them.

They are lying.

[liberalsarecool]

Is funding the military a 'bailout'?

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[boxheadpaint]

hey does anyone have that picture of garfield thats like

[chipsandsalsalove]

[weaver-z]

Marvel directors: Even when actors like Chris Evans do their own stunts, we make sure they’re VERY wired in and rehearse a lot before filming. We also add dangerous weapons in in post so there’s no chance of danger, even with a prop. :)

Good Omens directors: We’re making David Tennant DRIVE A FLAMING CAR and IF HE DIES, HE DIES

[weaver-z]

@littlexolotl

If he dies

HE DIES.

[mishandjen-tellmehow]

WTF 

I SAY WHAT THE F 

WHAT WAS HAPPENING !??!

@castiel-saved-me-from-myself

*ah, i need to elaborate, i’m not stressed over this, i’m .. uhm. shook, more like it, yes, ahhahah 

[fandomsmeantheworldtome]

IS THIS TRUE? OMG !!!

[mishandjen-tellmehow]

I just remember something, due to this article here 

The fire at the bookstore was real and the burning books were also real, too ( they collected thrown away books and made them look like antique books)

[ducktaleswoo-oo]

BONUS:

[janthonysangel]

Hey um wtf

[snowbertlover]

“And I’m very glad that he survived” WHAT

[petermorwood]

CGI-for-everything is so common nowadays that everyone forgets there’s still a complete branch of physical FX called “pyrotechnics”.

[catchymemes]

[woodelf68]

All of this delights me to no end.

[neddea]

…I’m actually speechless.

I wasn’t looking for any information about railroads and now I’m left with that + knowledge about spaceships, Roman chariots and one (1) unexpected but welcome joke.

[songspinner9]

I am now trying to figure out how to share this (the age-appropriate parts) with my middle school history students. What a great chain of facts!

[fencehopping]

[pettycentral]

[wickedwonderlandd]

I stan ONE Karen

[ihavelosttheabilitytoucan]

@gold-lief-erikson

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

That man is staying home even though his head takes up his entire house. #StayHomeSaveLives

[norseminuteman]

[triangular-rose-deactivated2021]

Bro it’s got a heart shaped barrel

It’s a magical girl musket

[gunsandfireandshit]

Cupid’s back, and this time he’s PISSED!

[salsapants-sally]

Do you ever sit around, and suddenly, out of nothing, you're getting extremely upset because you can't live in one of the fictional worlds you love so deeply and will never meet your favourite characters in person?

[bone-cement-huffer]

memeception

[hashtagloveloses]

WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME

[bl00dlikeice]

@caesarianconfection

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.

But this… This is something else.

The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.

For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?

[mommacomms]

….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE

[pagesofkenna]

it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here

ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)

this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)

“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)

‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)

and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)

which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)

(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)

[animatedamerican]

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.

[captainlordauditor]

average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted

[japhers]

it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics

[maps-and-elvis-and-zelda-n-shit]

I was getting a political compass vibe too

[your-uncle-dave]

tag urself im man door hand hook car gun

[politicalcompassmemes]

This works better than I thought it would.

[chiribomb-deactivated20220820]

This was in my senior project

[kait-the-kitty]

I’m not sorry.

[panickedmartian]

EIGHT MEME COMBO

[smooththegoofyshark]

FATALITY

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

We have officially created a new language 

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

I just had to do it to em

[phoneykin]

THIS FUCKING THREAD I’M GONNA CRY

I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDN’T EXPECT MORE I’M SOBBING

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

M E M E T E N

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

OwO?

[louchie]

[your-one-true-prince]

W o w

[screamingveryslowly]

You know I had to

[bone-cement-huffer]

I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it

[joyriding-in-the-fandoms]

THIRTEEN!?

[junepop45]

SOMEONE EDIT THIS FROM THE ORIGINAL PHOTO SAYING “this one does not spark joy” TO THIS VERSION SAYING “this one sparks joy”

[astral-ghoul-deactivated2025100]

[moved-to-ancient-gaylienz]

well i added my contribution : )

why—

[fandersunite]

IM SCREAMING

[robynspreciousnest]

This is the most elaborate meme I have ever seen and damn am I concerned by how it makes sense.

[operahousebookworm]

“You’re in your 30s, but you still understand all this meme stuff?” “Oh yeah, sure.” “Can you explain it to me?” “I absolutely fucking cannot.”

[sword-and-nightingale]

One does not simply explain this

[sword-and-nightingale]

Edit:

Another freaking layer!!!

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

16 motherfucking layers

[catbxy]

In the future someone’s going to ask me to explain this and I’m going to be at a loss.jpg for words

[official-lucifers-child]

you just… understand this. you do not get to explain it, nor would you be able to explain it. you simply understand the meme in and of itself.

[norcross]

imagine the valuable information my brain could be holding on to instead of all of this historical meme knowledge.

[jenroses]

Preserve this thread for future memeologists, unearthing a server in the far future, because suddenly it will make 30% of Tumblr actually make sense to them.

[mzcassidy13]

The Rosetta Meme

[itsover09-deactivated20200721]

Even when Luke lost the only family he had ever known and was thrown into a horrible war,

Luke still managed to keep his hope and smile

Even after being brutalized, losing his hand, and having his own self identity destroyed,

Luke still managed to put on a brave face and be there for his loved ones.

Even after losing his uncle, aunt, childhood friend, and two mentors, being tortured to the brink of death, and having his reconciled father die in his arms,

Even at his best,

Even at his worst,

Luke never forgot about his friends,

Luke never forgot about his family,

Luke never forgot who he was or what mattered.

Luke wasn’t a hero because he was powerful, he wasn’t special because he was a Skywalker, and him being a Jedi didn’t make him iconic. The best thing about Luke was that even after crossing the edge of despair and losing everything, Luke was still Luke. Against all odds, Luke was a kind hearted, brave hero, who’d always do what he felt was right and try to save others.

Dedicated to @supermacaroniandsqueezeblr