Mistress Of Time

Hiatus All of mankind may gather at my feet and pay their respects. Please do feel comfortable enough to inquire on how you may better serve your goddess.

[ntropy-masteroftime-deactivated]

Lord, please, kill me. I can no longer bear this suffering. Take my life in the most violent way possible, pulverize my organs and leave the remains scattered, I can't stand it anymore, the pain is too much.

[neevtropy]

[ntropy-masteroftime-deactivated]

You don't understand me, nobody understands me! I hate you all, this is not my generation! I wish I was never born! You're a fart!

[neevtropy]

I am NOT a fart!!!!!!!!!!! YOURE A FART!!!

You’re-

You-

YOU-

I’m TELLING ON YOU!!!

@professorndear

@herr-zyme

@cecil-daver

@mauve-balm

@neftropy

@n-tropy-f

EMERGRNCY. He called me a fart.

[professorndear]

What?!

What for?!

Nefarious, you’d better have a good explanation for insulting my son.

[ntropy-masteroftime-deactivated]

Hush, fart.

[professorndear]

I BEG YOUR PARDON?!

[ntropy-masteroftime-deactivated]

I forgive you.

[n-tropy-f]

[ntropy-masteroftime-deactivated]

I hate animals.

[neevtropy]

Isn't your son an animal?

[ntropy-masteroftime-deactivated]

I'll murder you.

[neevtropy]

I'm telling my dads.

[ntropy-masteroftime-deactivated]

Do it, cop. I'll burn their house.

[thechaoticlemur]

Committing arson is fun!

[ntropy-masteroftime-deactivated]

Ah, finally someone understands.

I'll kill you too.

[n-tropy-f]

Nefarious, go eat breakfast. You always get an attitude when you don’t eat.

[n-tropy-f]

Permission to speak freely, Empress ferry. what are your feelings about this @professorndear does her company seem enjoyable?

N. Dear? Oh, she’s lovely. She keeps the little space insect from pestering me, invites me out to Girls Night. She’s quite lovely.

[noxy-got-moxy-deactivated202207]

Mr. Toad, there is a situation with your wife @professorndear She appears to have attracted a Mutant Monke known as one @nthropoid Seems like one to attract more mutants, like the horrid Bandicoot that ruined your Honey's girl's night!

WHAT?? No!! Say it is not so! The monkey man won't ruin another one of her female nights on my watch!!

NANCY!! I'M COMING TO RESCUE YOU!

[professorndear]

Rescue? From what??

[nthropoid]

ME!

[noxy-got-moxy-deactivated202207]

YOU!! I-

uh...

Actually, I'm not sure how to deal with you! I did not plan this far ahead. I'll... CHALLENGE YOU TO A RACE! If I win, you never interfere with my wife's female night ever again!

[professorndear]

Wh-

Nitros, he wasn’t the one that ruined girl’s night.

[noxy-got-moxy-deactivated202207]

How do you know he did not plan it, huh?? Look at those eyes! There is evil in them! I know what evil looks like!

[professorndear]

Darling, this entire island is populated with villains with evil plans. However, very few of them involve using that bandicoot against other villains.

Besides, @n-tropy-f was there, too. And no one is willing to mess with her on purpose.

[n-tropy-f]

Jacob didn’t ruin the night and he would never even dream of ruining my night.

Besides, if Jacob caught the bandicoot, we’d never see it again.

[n-tropy-f]

Do you celebrate pride month?

I celebrate pride year. I'm proud around the clock.

[n-gague]

But pretty lady! If you celebrate pride all year then there's no room for wrath month!

[n-tropy-f]

Oh, you’re right!!!

[n-tropy-f]

Do you celebrate pride month?

I celebrate pride year. I'm proud around the clock.

[noxy-got-moxy-deactivated202207]

There is this obnoxious noise I've noticed you Earthlings make. What is it supposed to mean?? Is it a mating call? I typically hear it from males of your species.

[n-tropy-f]

It’s called “speaking”, and it is obnoxious.

[n-tropy-f]

Absolute legends don’t need genders.

Somebody gets it!

[n-tropy-f]

Here's how it's done.

Ahem

You got a fat ass. What's your pronouns?

How flattering.

And classless.

I’ll add this to my list of most conflicting compliments I’ve ever received.

She/Her.

[n-tropy-f]

Graceful ( ͡❛ ₒ ͡❛)

I know.

[n-tropy-f]

Gender?

Are you asking to have mine?

[n-tropy-f]

What do spiders eat?

Everything. In nature, Duchess would eat birds, small rodents, small people, small reptiles, and so on and so forth. But, given Duchess is house-broken, she loves anything that anyone gives her.

When Nefarious and I were together, he always made pizza rolls to share with her. She adores snacks.

[n-tropy-f]

Duchess is beautiful- a wonderful pet for a wonderful goddess!

You flatter me! Duchess also greatly appreciates the kind words. She knows her worth!

[n-tropy-f]

You have a pet spider?

Indeed! This is Duchess! She is a Goliath Birdeater/Blue Face Peacock Spider mix! I have had other pets in the past, but none quite like Duchess! She is simply wonderful!

[n-tropy-f]

How did you get so gorgeous I’m so jealous-

The universe has been kind to me.

[ntropy-masteroftime-deactivated]

MARK MY WORDS, DOCTOR NITRUS BRIO! I WILL NEVER FORGET WHAT YOU DID TO ME!

I WILL GET MY REVENGE!!!

[professorndear]

Calm down, It’s not the end of the world, luv. He’s just writing a ticket. Also, I’m a professor, not a doctor, since I teach instead of research.

[ntropy-masteroftime-deactivated]

Oh, it was the force of habit. We don't have many professors here. I've got confused. At least I have remembered your name.

STILL I WILL GET MY REVENGE!!

[professorndear]

Now is it really worth your time and effort to take revenge on someone for a measly $50 ticket? Hm?

[ntropy-masteroftime-deactivated]

Yes!

[professorndear]

*sigh* Fine. But you better not hurt him. It’s never beneficial to injure one’s teammates.

[ntropy-masteroftime-deactivated]

[ntropy-masteroftime-deactivated]

He's not a teammate! He's a traitor!

[n-tropy-f]

Nefarious, why are you screaming? What are you screaming about? Are you trying to notify the entire island?

[professorndear]

Oh, he’s mad that he Brio left, and made it so he had to pay a 4th wall ticket.

[n-tropy-f]

Ah, a typical Saturday morning, then.

[ntropy-masteroftime-deactivated]

MARK MY WORDS, DOCTOR NITRUS BRIO! I WILL NEVER FORGET WHAT YOU DID TO ME!

I WILL GET MY REVENGE!!!

[professorndear]

Calm down, It’s not the end of the world, luv. He’s just writing a ticket. Also, I’m a professor, not a doctor, since I teach instead of research.

[ntropy-masteroftime-deactivated]

Oh, it was the force of habit. We don't have many professors here. I've got confused. At least I have remembered your name.

STILL I WILL GET MY REVENGE!!

[professorndear]

Now is it really worth your time and effort to take revenge on someone for a measly $50 ticket? Hm?

[ntropy-masteroftime-deactivated]

Yes!

[professorndear]

*sigh* Fine. But you better not hurt him. It’s never beneficial to injure one’s teammates.

[ntropy-masteroftime-deactivated]

[ntropy-masteroftime-deactivated]

He's not a teammate! He's a traitor!

[n-tropy-f]

Nefarious, why are you screaming? What are you screaming about? Are you trying to notify the entire island?