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My internal monologue when, as an anxiety ridden Asexual/Aromantic, I get asked out.

#asexual #aromantic #mermaid sisters #language #but seriously #please dont ask me out #funny #internal screeching #internal struggle #kill me #it happened again #and he wasnt even nice about it #youtube #video #anime #stupid but true

GUYS!!!! MY FRIEND SPENDS TO MUCH TIME STUDYING!!!! THIS IS ONE OF THE BASIC MEMES!!!! HOW DO I TEACH HER????

#meme #say sike right now #help #my friend #what even #shes even younger than me #windows excel #windows #excel #funny texts #texting #text message

juenavei

he got sucked into the nether void…

jlassijlali

catsofinstagram

gloomdocwife

OH MY GOD BABEY BABEY BABEY

math--witch

This is basically turning into a cat blog.

i-am-a-fish

you DON’T wanna see what’s underneath.

jaybybyby

Yes we do!! Please show us, Fish :D

i-am-a-fish

…u sure?

evilrobot123

Yes! Please show us!

i-am-a-fish

ok.

what happens to you next is completely outside of my control, good luck.

trashboi822-deactivated20210806

what happens next, Fish?????

i-am-a-fish

kearsleycodymoved-deactivated20

this very straight moment between harry and ben

filed under: reposting gif sets from my deleted account but i’ve forgotten the captions so i’ll make up new ones.

Someone: "You have to kill your loved one or die!"

Me: "I'd sooner die."

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Someone: "You have to do this difficult task that will take a few hours."

Me: "I'd sooner die."

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Someone: "you have to do this mildly inconvenient task."

Me: "I'd sooner die."

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Someone: *takes a breath*

Me: "I'd sooner die."

#funny #me #please #kill me #id rather die #id sooner die #id rather be dead #im honestly okay #kind of #im getting along #how are you #just remember to breath #this to shall pass #but honestly though #am i relatable or what

keterkid

People who are younger than you but taller

gondor-calls-for-aid

People who are younger than you but better than you at something

emeraldembers

People who are younger than you

discipleofpuck

People

My grandchildren, huddle with the family, trying to keep warm in the nuclear winter. As little lucys stomach growls with hunger, she winces at the pain. Tears fall onto her tattered coat and she looks at me.

"Grandma... how did it come to this?" She breaths, mearly but a whisper off her lips. Though it rings loud in the cold still air. "How did it all come to pass? Please tell me!"

My eyes have grown heavy, I know my time is soon, but I do not fear death. But at her words I can feel it, like a spark in the dark, my memorries flicker in my mind. With a firm voice I thought long gone, I begin my tale of years passed and nations fallen. Of humanitys foolish acts and the repercussions that eco thoughout time itself. Of friends lost and familys broken. And as I spoke, it was as if the very mountains themselves wept in agreement and understanding.

"It all started with a F***ing Gorilla"

libertarirynn-deactivated202006

Look I clown veganism often enough but really, truly, don’t ever fucking feed somebody something without their knowledge or consent. It’s hugely fucked up and not OK.

gotinterest

also if someone hasn’t eaten meat in a while… or ever… they will get incredibly sick if they just start eating meat again.

thebootydiaries

me: I'm going to bed early tonight.

me:

me: is that the sun

Just had all my wisdom teeth taken out, this is what follows (know that my immediate family are all conservative, and some Republican, christians) who almost never curse!

#wisdom teeth #wisdom teeth removal #funny texts #family #i love my family #i'm funny #funny pics #funny #funny story

Does anyone else sometimes need to poop but also at the same time you want to complete some menial task so insead of going poop you struggle to compleat the menial task despite the fact that you could litteraly go poop then come back to it with no struggle what so ever.......... because I do this a freakin lot.....