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Nacht, a dumbass 21 year old who doesnt even know anymore

[nachtsynth]

why are people enjoying hit 3 note comment 'hi wjere can i get the water' all the sudden

[nachtsynth]

unda da sea

[groovysarity]

[nachtsynth]

i do..

[nachtsynth]

vore

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

this is prime proof that this ENTIRE WEBSITE is autistic because nowhere else would a no tags post that's just an informative list about slang get this much traction.

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

anyway more addittions

“30-50 wild hogs” for someone making ABSURD excuses for violence.

“what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament” for how do you know that without being a part of it.

“anyone in this thread smoke weed” for the shit you people are saying is so off topic this might as well be a general discussion forum

“dogs are boys and cats are girls” for ooh ur mindset did not grow past 4th grade, huh

“color theory in a childrens hospital” for bending over backwards to not agree that YEA, that thing Came Off Weird

“you are a tar pit” for someone finding any reason to respond with outrage.

“is the __ in the room with us right now?” for I Don’t Think That’s Real.

“bean soup? im allergic to beans!” for ik this doesn’t work for you, but that’s not a flaw. not everything can be for you.

“people irl: hey man hows it going” for this will Never Matter irl

[butch-witches-deactivated202412]

what doesnt kill you is still valuable data points for a graph im working on titled "how to kill you"

[rosie-dear-rosie]

[butch-witches-deactivated202412]

what doesnt kill you is still valuable data points for a graph im working on titled "how to kill you"

[rosie-dear-rosie]

[sinn0hh]

[vonlipvig]

OFFICIAL RISE PLUSHIES ARE OUT 🚀🌕

[clonerightsagenda]

When I was at the natural history museum, the fossil section had stickers on the glass to engage children - things like "Flap your arms like a pterodactyl" or "Measure your hand against the mosasaurus." However the first of these I encountered, which I found alarming and threatening without context, was a sticker reading "Struggle like you are stuck in a tar pit"

[nachtsynth]

[batmanshole]

crisp glass of water moodboard

[uesp]

Today marks the seventh anniversary of the original release of the Official Announcement Teaser for The Elder Scrolls VI.

[calebwittebane]

any day now folks

[calebwittebane]

this could be big

[thebigcomed0wn]

there is no good or christian way to say this but i was rating the tf2 models’ ass sizes based off gmod models and i have never ever in my life seen a fictional fucking rear as concave as the soldier from tf2. there isnt just nothing there, its entirely void, like it was deflated by a pin or removed by a cosmic force, this man has whatever the opposite of cake is, some sort of sour liquid ration, absolutely no ass to speak of, merasmus kicked him out and cast spells of incurvate your ass, its what he lost in the war, its the price he pays for hot russian single in his area, solid -6/10. holy shit.

[thebigcomed0wn]

yeah forgot to add the picture 

[tf2heritageposts]

tf2 heritage post

[mentalhellonline]

[xargon]

me: see look this bit turns and pulls the cable up, and that makes it move

the knight that lives in my building and refuses to use the lift because he thinks it's a room cursed by a wizard, lifting his visor and narrowing his eyes: Verily, though how'st doth the pulley turne of it's owne accord? P'raps this be where the witchcraft lies, winding itself 'pon the spindle akin to a serpent coiling 'pon itself!

me: it's electric, it's an electric motor

the knight that lives in my building and refuses to use the lift because he thinks it's a room cursed by a wizard, his hand flying to his sword handle: Zounds! Lightning yoked to the will of man, 'tis witchcraft if I ever saw't!

me: you ask to use my microwave every day man

the knight that lives in my building and refuses to use the lift because he thinks it's a room cursed by a wizard, slamming his visor down: 'tis different.

[woodwool]

worst part of being an adult is how often youre forced to nag. you Have to be annoying or youre never getting anything done. which is unfortunate considering how common it is to teach kids to never nag and be annoying ever

[woodwool]

worst part of being an adult is how often youre forced to nag. you Have to be annoying or youre never getting anything done. which is unfortunate considering how common it is to teach kids to never nag and be annoying ever