NaCl Queen

When you have become almost too petty.

[naclqueen]

[blackeraser]

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For the sunshine zine would you like I add a keychain? a embroidered patch? sticker? Postcard? Or something else? Don’t hesitate to reply ! okay ?

[naclqueen]

Angels in the Outfield AU where Miyuki asks a higher power for help with his professional team and gets Sawamura, Furuya, and Haruichi helping his team for the season.

[lettelle]

I want a Yuri on Ice AU where everything's the same but instead of competitive figure skating, they ride Heelys competitively

Either Heelys or Roller Blading. I would pay to see that.

[naclqueen]

I was a competitive online figure skater for years, and am currently debating doing routines for this.

I want cross training next season.

[naclqueen]

So there was this hobo who asked me with shaking hands, and kindness in his voice if I could roll his blunt for him. I ended up sitting down and explaining that I have no idea how to do that, and let me tell you: I have never felt this judged by a hobo in my whole life.

[naclqueen]

Things I did at work today: Bought movie tickets to Sing Read a lot about Chris Farley and the Tekken franchise Wrote that super-long bitch-ass tumblr post Things I didn't do at work today: Work

[naclqueen]

I am the lowering of standards that your better judgement warned you about.

[naclqueen]

Trying to get December 27th recognized as a federal holiday: "Swipe Left Like a Maniac on Tinder in Hopes of Finding the Profiles of All Your Friends Who are Home for the Week Before They Find Yours" Day. Don't act like most of you aren't already celebrating it.

[naclqueen]

So my Uber driver literally has an iPad mounted to his dash and is watching TV while driving. I'm pretty sure I'm gonna die, but in case I don't: Someone please record Supernatural for me! Thank you.

[naclqueen]

Now, I'm not saying I *need* a Sailor Moon themed wedding, but I AM saying that I'll be dressed as Sailor Jupiter and my bridesmaids will be dressed as the rest of the Senshi regardless of the theme, so it'd be awfully silly looking if the decorations didn't match the outfits.

[naclqueen]

Sometimes I feel like my life lacks purpose, but then I remember that there are still people out there who I haven't forced to watch Yuri on Ice and Diamond no Ace yet. That's basically a higher calling anyway.

[naclqueen]

I've lowered my standards from "have my place clean by the time my Mom visits next week" down to "make sure there's enough floor space that she'll be able to sleep, assuming she's capable of sleeping standing up"