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Ye.

[tim-official]

my names christian baby. im the one from all the questions. I grew up now but I'm not Christian anymore. I tell people my names "Lyle" and Im a shift manager at a secondhand sports clothing store. honestly I want to leave all that business behind me

[orcboxer]

sorry about the time a baseball pitcher threw you at me and I hit you with a bat and scored a home run to a chorus of sinful cheers and holy boos. I thought you were a baseball... 😎 wrong emoji 🤑 wrong emoji 🦶 wrong emoji 👄 wrong emoji 😷 wrong emoji 🛀 wrong emoji 😖

[tim-official]

its cool man. water under the bridge

[tim-official]

you did what you had to do and I get that

[footlongdingledong]

had a dream that there was this new tiktok trend called "scrubbing" where people would take images of fictional characters and put them in images of bathtubs and drag around transparent pngs of soap and brushes with their tiktok art tablets and like liquify tool their hair down to mimic giving them a shower. and people would get into flamewars in the comments of every single video over the types of soap they picked and if the images had decently removed backgrounds and if they got soap in their eyes. and it got onto the news because it turned out everyone doing the trend was doing it compulsively like they physically couldn't stop and each video was a solid few minutes long because they were just collectively obsessively recording themselves fake-showering these fictional characters and arguing about it online

[footlongdingledong]

for the record I have never used tiktok and like explicitly in the dream I learned about it secondhand from a discord server so there's that also which is funny I think

[hellsitegenetics]

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Closest match: Mya arenaria isolate MELC-2E11 chromosome 1 Common name: Soft-Shell Clam

[ben-shapiro-onlyfans]

wikipedia is a gem

[laineysbucketlist]

If I’m correct, this is from the article “list of common misconceptions” which happens to be one of my favorite Wikipedia articles

[mctreeleth]

https://xkcd.com/843/

[luckhaver]

The whole article is a wild ride.

[unadulteratedpiratepizza]

W...was this up for debate?

[hellsite-yano]

[mctreeleth]

It's the first Tuesday in February, time to have a click around the Wikipedia list of common misconceptions!

[starburstbat]

chat i think im onto something here…

[rocktheholygrail]

Happy New Year!

[rocktheholygrail]

Happy 2026!

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i'm hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

bro im bedcelled. im comfypilled. im literally cozymaxxing.

[probablysomethingtm]

​honkpilled shoomaxxer

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

straight up "snorkin' it". and by "it" haha, well. let's just say. mimimi

[magicratfingers]

many such pillowcases

[goth-queen]

[baddywronglegs]

Nature doing what humans will not again

[yesterdaysprint]

The Freemont Messenger, Ohio, December 15, 1924

[minionresearch]

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[minionresearch]

are you going to give my number to all the kids and tell them it's santa's hotline

[orcboxer]

wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

[orcboxer]

experiencing microaggressions apparently

[shittysawtraps]

Saw trap that is just rising bread in a cold room, if they don't manage to do it they can just leave, it's fine, no don't worry about the bread I'll just get another guy and maybe they'll figure it out, fuck, I mean the disappointment of waiting for it to rise only to realize nothing has happened in the past 3 hours is not the same as getting killed but it's close enough, sorry

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[sturgeonposting]

Sturgeons should not have to work in the warehouse

[sturgeonposting]

They cut off my barbells and forced me to balance boxes of fast fashion slave labor blouses on my scutes. They made me kiss capitalism with my protrusible mouth

[sturgeonposting]

They took my vape

[superiorsturgeon]

The warehouse is not a sturgeon’s ideal habitat.

[sturgeonposting]

NO IT IS NOT

[anarch0possum]

if i had a time machine, first thing id do is obviously kill hitler. even if germanys fascism was caused by complex socioeconomic factors itd still be worth doing for the bit. then id go even further back to the early 20th century and become one of those old timey bank robbers, when they had names like 'pretty boy floyd' and 'baby face nelson' and id make sure people knew me as 'sweet baby ray' just to see how it fucks with barbeque sauce history

[crazyboy3million]

CW// N.S.F.W

(Naughty Sexy Fucking Words)

You're final warninb

Your FINAL. ⚠️ WARNING

Seriously proceed with caution, especually if you are a traimatized individual

And hold space for any heavy emotions this brings up please ❤️and take care of yourself

Need dick badly for serious

Self care check: have you eaten recently? Did you sleep last night? Have you taken your meds? What.does a good day look like for you and what can you do today to get there ? How manyg

[crazyboy3million]

[thatsbelievable]

[thatsbelievable]