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honestly I'm very grateful that I got involved in queer community organizing basically as soon as I turned 18, because that's how I was exposed to other queer people saying things like "I just wouldn't trust a bisexual" and "I don't believe in that privilege stuff" and "I don't like when people act like you have to be a feminist if you're gay," all of which taught me at a very young age the crucial truth that queer people can be very stupid and very wrong
I think there's a pervasive tendency among very young baby queers to get kind of dazzled by being among other gay people for the first time and that combined with the heady drug of the first taste of independence can really make you start thinking of The Queer Community(TM) like it's one big enlightened rainbow utopia but unfortunately we have dipshits and malevolent freaks like every other demographic. Peter Thiel is in here.
my condolences to the people learning that Peter Thiel is gay from this post
(Note: this is a swap au, the starry one is isat Siffrin, I’m not trying to misgender anyone!)
It’s fun making art from Loopfrin’s perspective, since the fic takes place solely from Starfrin’s perspective. It actually helps me put together what they’re thinking during the scenes they share, as well as their actions.
i think it's beautiful that cats eat you if you die in your apartment and nobody finds you for a while. i don't know why it's used as anti-kitty cat propaganda as if eating you means they don't love u. if i died and no one found me for a while i would want my kitty cat to eat me bc i love her so much and i don't want her to starve. it's not her fault i'm too dead to give her her fancy feasts. she's going thru something scary ok. i don't know a single cat owner who doesn't feel the same way
remember in p.e. when they'd take a bunch of insecure teenagers & be like "today we're going to play basketball" and then not teach you how to play basketball. and then put you in a group with guys who were obsessed with basketball and would get mad at you for not knowing how to play basketball. why did they do that
holy quaternity
I haven't posted anything on this blog I'm a hot minute, have a selfie.
guys i’m so sorry to say this but exercising and indulging in hobbies rather than scrolling on your phone for 200 hours actually does improve your mood and overall mental health, this has deeply upset me more than anyone
"windows 11 upgrade ready!" "your computer is eligible for windows 11!" "download windows 11 now!"
Taps the sign
Cargo shorts are one of the ugliest clothes ever invented. Next to overalls.
Cargo Shorts are useful when you’re meeting a white bear in the desert and have to carry Gun Oil, condoms, weed, a crowler of craft beer and your 3DS XL with pokemon moon so
Just carry a purse…
But I told him I was masc :(
I just realized… if Princess Peach’s birthday is happening around the same time as the Star Festival, and the present Mario was carrying around was a birthday gift…
Bowser’s painting wasn’t just some artwork he wanted to make for Peach on a whim, that is supposed to be her birthday present holy shit Mario went easy on him.
Um??? That's a really sweet and lovely present actually??
Call me 'trojan horse' the way I'm hollow and have men inside me
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LOOP - IN STARS AND TIME
are they a faggot
yes
no
possibly
i dont know them
i dont know them but they look like a faggot
really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this
when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor
There are actual tears in my eyes rn can you believe people are this stupid and walk among us all the time