Hambone

Be excellent to each other✌️

[whylee-wheeler]

Omg this might be the best thing I've ever made.

STRANGER THINGS IF IT WAS REALITY TV😭😭

(Byler fight at the end you're welcome)

[whylee-wheeler]

Omg this might be the best thing I've ever made.

STRANGER THINGS IF IT WAS REALITY TV😭😭

(Byler fight at the end you're welcome)

[raccoonboywrites]

Karen Wheeler on four glasses of red wine and most likely a metric fuck ton of quaaludes trying to bar fight an interdimensional kangaroo with teeth:

[stopiwanttotalkaboutcheese]

cannot WAIT to see this conversation go down

[sky-artisan-deactivated20230222]

[disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope]

[makeawishitsadream]

This is one of the best running gags in cinematic history

[letitiafairbanks]

Mary Pickford, on hosting Professor Albert Einstein at a Pickfair dinner:

Not that Douglas [Fairbanks] and Charlie [Chaplin] were always acting like a couple of kids out of Mark Twain. I saw them once watching Professor Einstein demonstrate his theory of relativity with a knife, fork, a plate, and the edge of our dining-room table. I can still see the look of complete concentration and befuddlement on their faces.

We were having dinner with Dr. and Mrs. Einstein at Pickfair shortly after they arrived in this country. Professor Einstein’s language was then only beginning to take recognizable shape as English, which did not make the theory any clearer. I’m afraid that even if the professor’s English had been flawless, we would still have been in the dark, relatively speaking. A brain specialist who was present had at first introduced the subject of thought transference.

“Was is das?” asked Einstein.

“I think and concentrate my thinking on you,” explained the brain specialist, “and you catch my thought.”

“Nein,” said Professor Einstein, “das ist not possible.

“But wasn’t your theory just as incredible – and still is to most people?”

Professor Einstein insisted it was really a very simple theory. To prove his point he slapped the edge of the table as the outer rim of space, used the plate as the world or the sun or universe, I can’t recall which, and plied away at the fourth dimension with his silverware.

I was too awed to ask questions, so I amused myself by studying the open-mouthed attention of Charlie and Douglas.

from Mary Pickford, Sunshine and Shadows, p 230-231

[chaplinfortheages]

An interesting evening with Mary Pickford husband Douglas Fairbanks, Charlie and one of the greatest minds of the 20th Century Albert Einstein.

[acecroft]

It can’t rain all the time. THE CROW (1994) dir. Alex Proyas

[saltwaffle]

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

[jetru]

remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set

[domicileensnared]

Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other

No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics

[frostyemma]

A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!

A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!

A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!

A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!

[raimagnolia]

No, no, no

remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?

InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this

A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*

[janekfan]

god those were lawless times. 

[the-apocryphal-one]

[cryptidcrone]

…I’m fucking SWEATING

this is literally giving me flashbacks

[mamafriesmeal]

[bookmania]

“We can walk anywhere and we can stop at some new café where we don’t know anyone and nobody knows us and have a drink.”

— Ernest Hemingway, A Moveable Feast

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ovid]

but are YOU a reliable narrator?

[animatedtext]

[naivechild]

People can have heated arguments without it resulting into violence, I've noticed a lot of people can't seem to tell the difference...

[thehairiestfeminist]

[cultofthespaghettimonster]

[IMAGE DESCRIPTION

Ramps should be the standard.

Automatic doors should be the standard.

Elevators in multi-story buildings should be the standard.

ASL interpreters at events should be the standard.

Braille menus at restaurants should be the standard.

Accessibility should be the standard.]

[pomeg-juice-and-rinds]

rb this version bc accessibility should be the standard

[onceandfuturehimbo]

Sex doesn’t make us whole.

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL ASEXUALITY DAY!

[deity-prompts]

Advice for writing plot twists and foreshadowing them

Credits: @/michael.bjork on TikTok

Transcript:

How to foreshadow a plot twist without giving it away. Here’s one way I like to do it: get the reader to believe a lie and then, when you start dropping hints, use the hints to reinforce the lie.

Here’s an example. Let’s say your hero is a young wizard. As they explore an ancient crypt, they find a mysterious spell on the wall and out of naivety, they cast it, summoning a shadowy creature that wrecks havoc across the countryside.

What is the creature? An older, wiser wizard says it’s a demon from another realm- and that is the lie you tell your reader. It is not a demon but your reader is new to this world and has no reason to doubt this explanation.

After they believe the lie, you can start hunting at the truth. Maybe the creature only attacks people the hero knows, maybe it knows the hero’s darkest emotions, and maybe its eyes are hazel, just like the hero’s.

But as you drop this hints, don’t let them raise questions. Instead, use the hints to reinforce the lie, such as by establishing that demons have a strange intimate connection with their summoner. That way (hopefully), your reader will never question anything until you reveal that instead of summing a demon, the hero actually created the creature out of the darkness of their own heart.