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eusexuanal

Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh

orphanbird95

List of celebrities who do not care about trans people:

orphanbird95

Even more people who do not care about trans people:

wisdomofwinter

I’m so disappointed

hickeywiththegoodhair

every british actor: so i heard that woke is dead? phew! thank god. i made some bad investments and now i really need that jkr money

anyboli

This page from one of my history books looks like a lesbian utopia.

Source: Reclaiming Lost Ground by Neale McGoldrick & Margaret Crocco

anyboli

Very similar vibes - this 1899 illustration from Puck of butchy (for the time) lesbians looking like the coolest, hottest women to ever walk the earth

atomic-chronoscaph

art by J. C. Leyendecker (1910s to 1930s)

kholran

It’s finally happened.

After almost a decade on this site, I found another Tumblr user in the wild. I stopped to tie my shoe with rainbow laces this morning outside the silversmith at Colonial Williamsburg, and I heard it.

“I like your shoelaces.”

Oh. Oh no.

I responded the only way I could. “Thanks.” And then I reluctantly added, “I stole them from the president…and if that makes sense to you, I’m very sorry.”

The poor man, in full Colonial dress, stared at me for a long moment. And then burst into laughter. And said, “I haven’t thought about that in YEARS and this has never happened to me before.”

Yeah. Me neither. Not until today.

Tumblr rite of passage. Achievement unlocked.

beggars-opera

@victoriansecret I found your friend!!!

beggars-opera

thetragicallynerdy

Oh! Wow!! It seems you found a little creachur!

What kind of little creachur did you find?

A lil lizard

Hmm seems like it's got wings - a bird? A bat? Who can say

The softest little bunny rabbit

A glossy beetle

Frog :3

Teeny tiny hedgehog

Mouse with the biggest ears you've ever seen

Fish in it's little fish bowl

Fox with a fluffy tail

Snail friend :3

Snake that winds around your arm

Sentient potato

Remaining time: 4 days 7 hours

thetragicallynerdy

You pick the little creachur up and notice something really neat about it – what did you notice?

It's got wings! (An extra set if it's a creachur that already has wings!)

Bright neon rainbow spots!

Tiny little antlers!

It has eight eyes!

There's an extra set of teeth in that cute little mouth!

It purrs!

It's carrying a little briefcase marked 'top secret'!

It glows softly when you pet it!

It's leucistic or melanistic!

Those claws are made of metal!

Something else - tell me in the tags!

Nothing extraordinary about this creachur, but it's still very special to me <

Remaining time: 4 days 7 hours

thetragicallynerdy

The little creachur climbs into your pocket! (Yes, even the fish, don't question it.) Seems like it's following you home - would you like to give it a name?

Let's call it...

Spot

Georgette

Dill Pickle

Charlie

Ser Butters, Knight of the Dairy Kingdom

Sourdough

Raspberry Tart

Bear

The Great Destroyer of Worlds

The creachur already has a name, it's (put it in the tags)

Hmmm none of these fit that well, it's name is (put it in the tags)

Remaining time: 4 days 8 hours

thetragicallynerdy

As soon as you make it home, the creachur settles right in with you.

Where does it make it's bed?

Your pillow :)

Pile of scrap fabric you've been meaning to use

On top of the fridge

In your laundry hamper

In the tiny space between two books on your shelf

Underneath the couch, where you can hear it making happy noises

In your coziest winter hat

Nestled among all the art supplies

In the Lego pirate ship on display

In your backpack so it can go with you everywhere

No particular spot, because it curls up beside you wherever you sit

It hides so well that I can't tell, but I know it's there :)

Remaining time: 4 days 8 hours

thetragicallynerdy

Well, seems like it's settled in for good. One last poll, to help you and your new creachur remain best buds -

What becomes your creachur's favourite thing to do together?

It loooves little snacks, all suited for it's diet of course!

Being pet - it especially loves chin scritches!

Playing with it - it especially loves chasing toys!

Cuddle time <3

Trips outside - it loves going on adventures with me!

Snacks but specifically the kind it steals from me!!

It just loves being around me, watching tv, hanging out while I read, etc

Bedtime! It sleeps right beside me all night long!

It really seems to love music, especially my favourite band!

Visits to see friends or family - it's a social little creachur!

Sitting outside in nature and just soaking it in <3

Watching movies - it's especially fond of Columbo???

Remaining time: 4 days 8 hours

Good luck with your new creachur!!

#dill pickle the glowing snake

thetragicallynerdy

Oh! Wow!! It seems you found a little creachur!

What kind of little creachur did you find?

A lil lizard

Hmm seems like it's got wings - a bird? A bat? Who can say

The softest little bunny rabbit

A glossy beetle

Frog :3

Teeny tiny hedgehog

Mouse with the biggest ears you've ever seen

Fish in it's little fish bowl

Fox with a fluffy tail

Snail friend :3

Snake that winds around your arm

Sentient potato

Remaining time: 4 days 7 hours

thetragicallynerdy

You pick the little creachur up and notice something really neat about it – what did you notice?

It's got wings! (An extra set if it's a creachur that already has wings!)

Bright neon rainbow spots!

Tiny little antlers!

It has eight eyes!

There's an extra set of teeth in that cute little mouth!

It purrs!

It's carrying a little briefcase marked 'top secret'!

It glows softly when you pet it!

It's leucistic or melanistic!

Those claws are made of metal!

Something else - tell me in the tags!

Nothing extraordinary about this creachur, but it's still very special to me <

Remaining time: 4 days 7 hours

thetragicallynerdy

The little creachur climbs into your pocket! (Yes, even the fish, don't question it.) Seems like it's following you home - would you like to give it a name?

Let's call it...

Spot

Georgette

Dill Pickle

Charlie

Ser Butters, Knight of the Dairy Kingdom

Sourdough

Raspberry Tart

Bear

The Great Destroyer of Worlds

The creachur already has a name, it's (put it in the tags)

Hmmm none of these fit that well, it's name is (put it in the tags)

Remaining time: 4 days 8 hours

thetragicallynerdy

As soon as you make it home, the creachur settles right in with you.

Where does it make it's bed?

Your pillow :)

Pile of scrap fabric you've been meaning to use

On top of the fridge

In your laundry hamper

In the tiny space between two books on your shelf

Underneath the couch, where you can hear it making happy noises

In your coziest winter hat

Nestled among all the art supplies

In the Lego pirate ship on display

In your backpack so it can go with you everywhere

No particular spot, because it curls up beside you wherever you sit

It hides so well that I can't tell, but I know it's there :)

Remaining time: 4 days 8 hours

thetragicallynerdy

Well, seems like it's settled in for good. One last poll, to help you and your new creachur remain best buds -

What becomes your creachur's favourite thing to do together?

It loooves little snacks, all suited for it's diet of course!

Being pet - it especially loves chin scritches!

Playing with it - it especially loves chasing toys!

Cuddle time <3

Trips outside - it loves going on adventures with me!

Snacks but specifically the kind it steals from me!!

It just loves being around me, watching tv, hanging out while I read, etc

Bedtime! It sleeps right beside me all night long!

It really seems to love music, especially my favourite band!

Visits to see friends or family - it's a social little creachur!

Sitting outside in nature and just soaking it in <3

Watching movies - it's especially fond of Columbo???

Remaining time: 4 days 8 hours

Good luck with your new creachur!!

theweight

this orange was pregnant. Isn’t the world amazing

hg-aneh

How to get yourself a demon husband: A step by step tutorial

systlin

Since apparently my one scrap blanket is appreciated, here's the one I'm making for myself.

Specifically, I get bags of mill end wool roving scraps in random colors, shove them all into a paper Aldi bag, and pull out random bits as I spin and add them to the yarn. The colors fall as they fall. I'm calling this blanket 'chaos' and am so far delighted with it.

Edit; Muffin did not so much as move when I tossed this over him and the ottoman to photograph it, but he grumbled at me when I took it back to work on it.

kikokuso

I have a new favourite batshit rail idea

Please build it for the funny please please please

vacuously-true

You're right. I SHOULD be able to take the train from Minneapolis to Berlin.

homunculus-argument

Fun fact: In several European countries where the drinking age is 18, and the age you can get a driver's license is also 18, there's a window of time where someone who just turned 18 and doesn't have a driver's license to use as an ID yet will simply use their passport. Shitfaced and unsupervised just-newly-legal-adults teenagers from the heart of central Europe showing up in Canada because someone thought "hey let's go to Texas lmao" and nobody was sober enough to say that that's a terrible idea.

cozymushroom13

I’d like to add that in Germany the legal drinking age for beer, wine and drinks with similar alcohol amounts is 16 (14 if you’re with a legal guardian) and 18 is the age for anything with hard alcohol.

You can also get a license at 17 but are only allowed to drive with a designated adult (that has a license and is noted on your temporary license, if I remember correctly)

homunculus-argument

Good addition: the "drunk european teenager who is legally an adult, going around unsupervised with a passport" excludes Germans.

aurelia-which-means-sunrise

You can get a passport at 16 too in Germany... And are legally required to get an ID at 16 too. You can't use your driver's license as an official ID.

homunculus-argument

Bad addition: All Germans are banned from travelling anywhere because they're pendantic and annoying.