5 Aliens In A Trench Coat

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[catchaspark]

According to Know Your Meme, on August 18th, 2005, Erwin Beekveld brought forth this work into the world. HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.

[timefortigers]

sheds a single tear

[catchaspark]

every august 18th my notifications break and i go, fuck, tumblr has failed me once again, but it hasn’t. it hasn’t failed me. it’s just the taking the hobbits to isengard-iversary. happy 12 years

[noburden]

@poetryatmost / raymond carter / eileen myles / a month of changes by emility / olivia larson @poetbitesback / the months by linda pastan / tuck everlasting by natalie babbitt / dear august / morning sun by edward hopper / e.j.l. / sue monk kidd

[tinafeysucks-deactivated2015040]

[w-for-wumbo]

it’s time

[nyehs-deactivated20140525]

ITS NOT TIME ITS FUCKING MARCH I DONT WANT TO SEE THIS

[ewaneneollav]

it’s time

[slydilustrous]

237 more days till halloween! ITS LIKE NEXT MONTH GUYS

[hockeylvr42]

I have a feeling someone had this queued for an entire year just so they could post this in march

[edeneye30]

I T S T I M E

[scruffymcwhiskers-blog]

ITS TIME

[flynn-science]

IT’S MARCH YOU ANIMALS

[aesthetjic]

IT’S LITERALLY MARCH 8TH 2017 THE FUCK IS THIS DOING ON MY DASH

[ultxmately]

[je56-deactivated20180822]

ITS MARCH , 2018.

ITS TIME

[aquilacalvitium]

I swear tumblr has a thing about March. What’s going on? I thought I knew all of tumblr’s secrets.

Well I guess I haven’t even been here for a full year yet, so…

[aceofspades-lena]

it’s time.

[rainbowsylvie]

Time

[dark-eyed-harmothoe]

INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY

[biggest-gummiest-spoon]

MARCH

[thatwheezingsoundthetardismakes]

March 2, 2019

[cydonian-mystery-deactivated201]

IT’S TIME

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3 IT’S TIME <3

[captin-owl]

guys we are only 100,100 notes off we can do this!

[densley3]

IT IS TIME

[lemonsharks]

MARCHOWEEN

[thesaltofcarthage]

honest to fuck, after the year-long March 2020, y’all can celebrate Halloween whenever the fuck you want. Time has no meaning. It has always been March. it will be March forever. 

[moobiess]

What is distracting you, Hanguang-Jun?

[livedinthecastle]

some of y’all with printed copies of fanfiction are going to die someday and your books will end up at the secondhand book shop and someone is just going to innocently pick up blorbo/shitto enemies to lovers and when i think of it this way let’s keep printing fanfiction

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

I just found the funniest fucking thingGGGGG it’s a website where you make fake simpsons synopsises and compile screenshots from the show that fit the plot, which is simple enough but this is the first one I found

he just fucking murders homer gay rights

[fizzydog-deactivated20240325]

i love cats

you have long cat (serval)

ear cat (sand cat)

small evil cat (black footed cat)

spherical cat (pallas cat)

cat who probably watches makeup tutorials on youtube (caracal)

very round cat (leopardus guigna)

water cat (fishing cat)

cat with socks (leopardus colocolo)

grayscale cat (geoffroy’s cat)

and let’s not forget revolver cat (ocelot)

[im-fairly-whitty]

🎶These are a few of my favorite things 🎶

[slusheeduck]

Don’t forget Snek Cat (Clouded Leopard)

[crystallinecrow]

@bunjywunjy

LOOK, TEETHY FUR BOIS

[bunjywunjy]

IMPORTANT ALLEGED CATS

Are You 100% Sure This Isn’t A Lemur (flat-headed cat)

That’s A Fucking Stoat (Jaguarundi)

Foot Fetish (canadian lynx)

(OK I’M SORRY FOR THAT ONE BUT JESUS JUST LOOK AT IT.)

and I move that my favorite, spherical cat, should be renamed Redonkasaurus Rex immediately (pallas cat)

[chinon]

first of all how Dare u call black footed babies evil smh but

how could yall forget

Tinie Babey aka smallest cat species (rusty spotted cat - Prionailurus rubiginosus)

Get That Cat A Modeling Contract (asiatic golden cat - Pardofelis temminckii)

Tater Tot Spots (andean mountain cat - Leopardus jacobita)

Smaller, More Alien-looking Ocelot (margay - Leopardus wiedii)

and finally I’m Pretty Sure That’s The Love Child of a Snow Leopard and a Clouded Leopard (marbled cat - Pardofelis marmorata)

[daughter-of-the-red-land]

SO MANY MAMA MAFDETS! @tawaubastmut and your beloved pallas cat! :D

[kyraneko]

Pallas cats are the Moon Moon of the feline world like 92% of the time and the rest they are Perfection Incarnate.

[bunchofdoodlesinspace]

@isa-ghost @deaths-presence

[isa-ghost]

HELLO YES SERVALS ARE VERY UNDERAPPRECIATED LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING E A R S

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

So many lovely cats!!! 💕💕💕💕

[viostormcaller]

C A T T O S

[gurlbye-1-deactivated20240327]

STOP THIS IS TO MUCH CUTENESS TO HANDLE

[system-reset]

This Is Not A Cat (alligator)

[tenthgrader]

people who have 4 column blogs

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

*jumping rope* among us babies, infected with rabies,

[coughloop]

AMONG US BABIES,

INFECTED WITH RABIES,

NOW COUNT HOW MANY WOUNDS,

THEY HAVE FROM SCABIES,

1

[honeybrees]

nothing wrong with me

[bloodakoos]

2

[gayantifasmutcomics]

nothing wrong with me

[tentacleteapot]

3

[whatthe4355]

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

[shrimpblaster]

4

[angelfagz]

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

[n00dl3gal]

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

[rebelrollerqueen]

trying to find something out so please rb and give your opinion on these cookies specifically in the tags

[exit6666-deactivated20200609]

The Dance of a Thousand Hands.

[hellenhighwater]

This is so surreal for something that includes zero special effects of any kind

[butch-of-the-blades]

HOLY SHIT

[feared-by-str8-bois]

If this is the group I think it is (you can find them by searching Dance of a Thousand Hands on YouTube), the dancers are all hard of hearing and the orchestra is visually impared. The dancers can feel the music through vibrations in their feet and hearing and feeling each other’s breathing. They are the China Disabled Peoples Performing Arts Troupe and have traveled to 100 countries and counting. They aim to prove that anyone can dance, and anyone can play.

[symbieote]

The dance is more properly called the thousand hand guanyin or thousand hand bodhisattva dance. The dancers are depicting Guanyin, the Chinese version of the bodhisattva avalokitesvara. Guanyin is a figure of endless compassion and an aspect popular in China has eleven heads to better see all the suffering in the world and a thousand arms to reach out to all those in need of help.

[notoisstrange]

[inactivesoon]

MDZS donghua finale irl.... 💔

[hope-and-frustration]

[roncheg]

There has been a fluffy modern!AU wangxian pic in my unfinished procreate files for weeks now, and I swear that i’ll finish it one day, but

It’s not that day yet^^”

https://open.spotify.com/track/02AHaAQICtb7LHSOds1VJh?si=609a7f165635450d

[monkeymakoko]

If your friend doesn’t take off his clothes himself sometimes you have to help with silly excuses.

[last-in-line-for-hell]

The Yiling Laozu’s New Development, Courtesy of Hanguang-Jun