[silentthevoice]

Petition to change “he looked at her like she was the sun” to “he looked at her like she was the moon” and any other variation bc I look at the moon in wonder and love and amazement while I’ve only ever just squinted angrily at the sun

[louisamayanniecat]

He looked at her like she was the sun, in that he never looked at her except in frustration. He basked in her warmth, he complained when she was gone, but he never looked. On days she was muted, he complained. On days she was stronger, he hid from her. He never looked at her until she was leaving, and in the beauty of the sunset he wondered how he’d never seen her before.

[legolokiismighty]

dude

[seasaluki-deactivated20151024]

[vieratheartist]

I love everything about this.

[stormwaterwitch]

Rabbits Rabbits Rabbits

Reblog this on the first of the month for good luck all month long!

[dumbbbunnnyy-deactivated2021021]

[kevinallenblog]

I’m reblogging for bunny team headbutts all month long.

[andhumanslovedstories]

Now that I’m studying bio, may I just say how fervently I wish my primary association with the words “alpha, beta, omega” was literally anything other than what it is

[andhumanslovedstories]

My nutrition professor was talking about vitamins and said, “the only reason you all even know the words alpha and omega is because of sororities,” and I wanted so badly to raise my hand and be like “if you’re gonna be a dick for some reason, please let me explain to you in depth my immediate connotations for those words”

[catsofinstagram]

‪From @jordera22: “Bringing cats into this… Don’t worry, he eventually found me.” #catsofinstagram ‬ [source: https://ift.tt/2N4E18G ]

[shounenchild]

He fuckin’ LEAPT INTO ACTION omg my poor heart 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[candiikismet]

Poor Lance was really trying to find that man!!! I’m screaming!

[the-mighty-upside-down-pyramid]

I will continue to call The Creature “Frankenstein” and no force in Heaven or Earth will impede that.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I also laughed at him totally deliberately calling attention to the fact Victor isn’t a real doctor because he dropped out of college and built a guy out of corpses

[neonthebright]

He punched the lycanthropy right out of wolfman

[wackd-archive]

did he just throw ygor out a window

[milksugartea]

[tastefullyoffensive]

“If you’re grumpy and you know it…” (sound on)

[unpretty]

i turned on the light in the dining room but Tubby had been sleeping in a chair and it woke her up and she was Not Pleased

[unpretty]

[vosje]

pEOPle WHO CAN WRITE…

PEOPLE whO CAN dRAW…

PEoPLE WHo CAN wriTE AND DRaW…

[anonymousfragger]

PEOPLE WHO CAN…

[gotsickofmyoldurl]

PEOPLE WHO CAN CAN…

[platybara-deactivated20171114]

CANS THAT CAN CAN…

[doyougiveamotherfuckzayn-deacti]

[littlelostcat]

And then there’s me:

[maybe-once-twice-three]

This last GIF. I’m in love.

[transpeter-deactivated20180411]

remember when you were a kid and you’d be reading history books or something and you’d see that someone was born in the 1890s and they seemed EXTRA OLD because they were born in the 1800s, and they were born at the very end of the 1800s but it still made them seem that much more ancient. like you could see someone born on december 31, 1899 and to you they seemed older than they would’ve if they had been born january 1, 1900

anyways today i was at my baby cousin’s house and he’s like 4 years old, and he asked when my birthday was and i said september 13, 1995 and he was like “wow you’re old” and i said i was only 22 and he said “but…1995. that’s OLD!!” and god…. i was born in the 1900s and the generation of kids who find that inherently old are being born. i knew it would happen but god it was a weird feeling.

[gringoslur]

but this also happens with us too…if you are a “1900’s kid” and someone says that they were born in the 2000’s its like….what do you mean that you are 15? You are five years old.

[transpeter-deactivated20180411]

TRUE!!! like whenever someone says shit like “hello, i was born in the year 2000 and i’m 18 years old” it’s like nah you’re two. you’re two years old. you may only be about four years younger than me, but you are two.

[thesixthstar]

listen we all know time stopped working properly in about 2007, and may have stopped moving at all somewhere between 2012-2014

[art-and-things-of-beauty]

A surprising result - A pair of paintings by William Henry Hamilton Trood (British, 1848-1899). 

[ultralaser]

this dude spent like a year and a half painting a victorian reaction gif

[gnusnoteunuchs]

experiment goal: to determine whether smarties are an effective tea sweetener

hypothesis: smarties will sweeten the tea, but also introduce unwelcome flavor profiles due to their flavoring

procedure: procured one cup (≈12 fl oz) of Barry’s Tea Gold Blend black tea, hot. added 2/3 of a single roll of smarties candy (10 candies). wait for candies to dissolve, then stir well. tea will be sampled after stirring concludes.

[gnusnoteunuchs]

addendum: control group was used. control sample consisted of one cup of the same type of tea, sweetened with white sugar. results will depend on the relative tastes of the control and smarties tea

[gnusnoteunuchs]

results: smarties tea was significantly more bitter and less sweet than sugar tea. additionally, the smarties failed to dissolve in the expected manner, and when stirred, ended up breaking down into particulates that refused to dissolve. 

conclusions: because of the chemical/structural makeup of smarties, they do not function well as an ad hoc tea sweetener because of their reluctance to break down. it may be the case that crushed smarties would work better, but this experiment was intended to study how normal, uncrushed smarties would work as a sweetener

[thenerdyindividual]

[marvel-maven]

As a Canadian I was horrified to imagine a world in which you would sweeten tea with candy coated colourful little chocolate, but google informs me that smarties are what we call “rockets” here and are actually a little disc of coloured sugar and cornstarch. Proceed.

[mamawantswinchesters]

Wait… their “smarties” are the same as our Rockets? What do they call the pill-sized candy-coated chocolates we (Canadians) call “Smarties”?

[aphony-cree]

M&Ms is the closest American candy, but I’ve ready they’re are small differences 

[jaysocrates25]

This was almost like when scientists screwed up a space flight because one team was using centimeters and the other used inches

[cutepetclub]

From @veggiedayz: “Blackberry has a song he wants to sing for you.” #cutepetclub [source: http://ift.tt/28SdMmN ]

[slightly-oblivvyous]

Kitten: *small mew* Cameraperson: *soft “ohhh”* Kitten: *BIG LONG MEOW* Cameraperson: *soft laughter* “What was that?” Kitten: *tiny mew*

[haintxblue]

the caption did not prepare me

[followthebluebell]

the highest ratio of meow to cat that i’ve ever encountered

[deepspacepirate]

The word “moist” is the Number One universally reviled word in the English language due to both its definition and the way it sounds. Similarly gross words include

chunks

curdling

squirt

munch

bulbous

pustule

sink

squirm

slippery

Which got me wondering, can I elicit the same emotions with words that have no meaning? And the answer is “Yes, yes you definitely can.”

So here it is: words and phrases that elicit “thanks, i hate it!” by sheer negative sonority

scrungo

beesechurger

mingus

hurgling

tungus

Scrimmy Bingus and the Crungy Spingus

slurm

chungus

crungle

gunch

But did you know you can make it even worse by combining them??

bucket of curdling chunks

the pustulous gunch muncher

your squirming tungus

this crungy beesechurger

a squirting chungus

the slurm sink

a slippery mingus

And my all time favorite

m y ⠀m o i s t ⠀s c r u n g o

[gay-jesus-probably]

If I had to read this shit so do you

[gifsboom]

[oleanderthoughts]

I WILL NOT BE IGNORED

[randythefuzzbutt]

Me

[ultrafacts]

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

[kvotheunkvothe]

EVERY TIME SOMEONE BRINGS UP THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA I GET SO ANGRY.

[tuxedoandex-deactivated20200116]

but why

[faith-n-reason-deactivated20191]

Because it got burned. All of that knowledge, lost forever.

[aussietory]

[ultrafacts]

The library was destroyed over 1000’s of years ago. The library consisted of thousands of scrolls and books about mathematics, engineering, physiology, geography, blueprints, medicine, plays, & important scriptures. Thinkers from all over the Mediterranean used to come to Alexandria to study.Most of the major work of civilization up until that point was lost. If the library still survived till this day, society may have been more advanced and we would sure know more about the ancient world.

[kryptonians]

That graphic grinds my gears every time I see it

[noterfsathogwarts]

[theonewhosawitall]

romans.

Julius Caesar to be precise 

[hot-tea-nanako]

Remember this when you’re conquering. Keep the books.

[zzazu]

THIS HURTS MY HEART SO MUCH EVERY TIME ITS BROUGHT UP

[thinkphrontistery]

Julius Caesar needs to be stabbed for this

[lesbiananglerfish]

I know we should totally stab Caesar

[physicianwhy-deactivated2016112]

Does March 15th sound good for everyone??