Nana Barrio

Lmao good luck

[nanasimagination]

This is a dog facial

[picdescbot]

person in a dark room

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[sniffling]

i guess man

[badjokesbyjeff]

I went to the pet shop and the owner said he had a talking centipede for sale.

I said ‘no way, centipedes don’t talk.’ The owner promised me it was a talking centipede so I purchased it and took it home with me. A little later in that evening I went up to its tank and said ‘alright mate, I’m just popping down the pub if you fancy a few pints?’ The centipede said nothing, I scoffed and went to the pub. The next evening I thought I’d give it another try so I went to its tank again and said ‘alright mate, I’m just popping down the pub if you fancy a few pints?’ Still absolutely no response from the centipede, so I went on my way, cursing the pet shop owner. The following evening I thought I would give it one more try, so I went over to its tank and asked ‘alright mate, I’m just popping down the pub if you fancy a few pints?’ The centipede replied ‘I heard you the first time I’m just putting my fucking shoes on’

[nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear]

CHANGE YOUR URL, JEFF.

[foulserpent]

reddit horror:

“impossibly wide smile”

“i noped the fuck out of there”

“im a rational, atheist man but i-

I Found Bingo The Murder Clown on the Deep Web and now He’s Hunting Me Down Like an Animal (part 1/47)

[marrcelina]

brain: don’t forget to feel terrible

me: oh yeah thanks

[gfriend]

new year same flesh prison

[moeria-deactivated20130301]

bad

[gwschoolhiatus-deactivated20161]

i looked up the source for this and its from an anime where a dude has to keep a constant boner for a month straight or he loses his house

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

is this the episode where he lost his house

[moveslikekeithrichards]

every morning when i go in the kitchen she yells at me nonstop so i have to put the spoon on her head

[mptyblgplsignr]

h o w d i d t h e y f i n d t h i s o u t

[moveslikekeithrichards]

a couple people have asked how i figured out she wants the spoon & to that i say this: i dont actually know if she wants the spoon but it fits nicely on her little baby cat head & she stops meowing when i do it, probably out of confusion

[dailytwitterhumor]

[animyuls]

[a-very-real-human-deactivated20]

you know how they say a picture is worth a thousand words? This one is worth at least two million

[a-very-real-human-deactivated20]

his FUCKING FACE

[stephrc79]

his FUCKING EARS

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

anyone else got problems

[beaky-peartree]

no you’re the only one

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

ok. sorry

[wlw]

so I work at starbucks right and I was making this old lady a taste test drink to help her decide if she wanted a bigger size and I give her this drink right and as she’s about to take a drink I deadass said “take a fu-” before I stopped and realized I was really about to tell this 78 year old woman to take a fucking sip, babe

[lukestarkillerisgay]

cant believe lana just sat down and wrote the lyric “yeah my boyfriends pretty cool but he’s not as cool as me” like??? her mind!

[ladybugbites]

RB IF YOU SUPPORT HER

[shewolfofengland]

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

[deutschemark]

(x)

[heartyounot]

I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”

[aletolover-deactivated20151208]

And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”

[morepopcornplease]

his composure is just everything I aspire to be

[thosedarnwindsors-deactivated20]

OMG IT’S BACK!

[minimiddletons]

CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG

[realityofroyals-blog]

Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.

[duchess-of-aquitaine-deactivate]

FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.

[atomictiki]

THIS is how you deal with terrorists

Even if you go down you did it with dignity.

[jasoncanty01]

You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.

[atomictiki]

U don’t fuck with the Queen

[qbnaith]

His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

why’s this site so weird about horses? they’re just horses.

[the-descolada]

Are you sure

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

[drarrymylove]

[kateawolf13]

[kitsumekat]

I swear that The Onion has an oracle on their team.