#ShortEmperors

Je suis Napoleon Bonushole

[funny-tik-toks]

[jumpdriveproject]

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[cetitan]

[bobacupcake]

playing erdtree with my pal we get invaded by someone named "Drip Inspector" and im like "waitwaitwait. ok lets just pose leaning back to back and wait for them to show up maybe our outfits will be so good they wont kill us"

so we wait until they show up and then they get reaaaal close to us . and then pull out their telescope and start circling around us and zooming in for a good 30 seconds. then they clap, use the "wonderful" and "youre beautiful" prattling pates, and jump off a cliff. invader vanquished

[bobacupcake]

[guineapiggies]

Via cid_dwyer

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[kirikomamura]

[fionaostby]

The New York slimes

[ankle-beez]

Why does Fearow sound like that

[sixthrock]

“Pika?”

*sound of me slamming my finger in the car door*

“Pika pika!”

[filmphotofranz]

[supermariomamafucker]

scientist discovers a little animal awww

[sodiumfreakbyeguysiloveu-deacti]

so called "free thinkers" watching a game of tennis

[sodiumfreakbyeguysiloveu-deacti]

so called "free thinkers" watching a game of tennis

[badassdemonsword]

A milli

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seals Are: Smack The Baby

[jeffgerstmann]

If someone jerks me off with a puppet it counts as a threesome, right?

read your bible

[marsixm]

thanks!

[adastrabbit]

these new tumblr ui changes are getting out of hand

[hotvampireadjacent]