Naps Are The New Beer

Trying desperately to get and stay sober.

[dear-ao3]

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

[dear-ao3]

THATS TUPPERWARE

[sobutmermaids]

i thought delaware was a place in ohio? why are there so many things named delaware?

[dear-ao3]

delaware is too powerful

[uncertaininnit]

what the fuck

[dear-ao3]

[skaktusposts]

Wait what? I thought Delaware was a store with building supplies. Like paint, wood, nails and stuff?

[dear-ao3]

THATS HOME DEPOT ???

[skaktusposts]

I know home depot, but dude I don't know anything about America mad have never been there. Are you sure there is not a some sort of store called something close to Delaware!?!

[dear-ao3]

.....ace hardware....?

[uncertaininnit]

this post has only been around for a few hours but could very well be a world heritage post

[dear-ao3]

but at what cost

[publiusmaximum]

This post launched at 8am PST on 12 Feb 2021. The above conversation has happened in 3 hours.

[dear-ao3]

[uncertaininnit]

he WHAT? i thought he was from. w. wait. ???

[dear-ao3]

delaware stole the presidents shoelaces for clout and became too powerful

[likethehorrormovie]

From the UK- and what do you mean Delaware isn't a type of ceramic?

[dear-ao3]

it is now

[tome-itwas]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame is it too early?

[kkshowtunes]

Isn’t delaware what they make computers on???

[dear-ao3]

software ??

[you-say-that-so-often]

I think they meant Dell Ware, a specific computer type. We had a Dell computer once.

I thought Delaware was that famous singer they spoofed in Zootopia.

[dear-ao3]

gazelle??

[king-finnigan]

oh i thought delaware was that one british singer lady, you know, the one from chasing pavements

[dear-ao3]

that's fucking adele

[metamelonisle]

isn’t delaware that place you go when you die

[shirtshawaiian]

youre thinking of superhell and all of you are going there

[totalrosalia]

how the fuck did any of you come to the conclusions you all made

[dear-ao3]

we live in america?

[vigilantsycamore]

I thought Delaware was that food delivery service that keeps interrupting youtube videos with their ads when I'm trying to have a good time

[abnormalmind777]

..... are you talking about Doordash???

[destiel-is-canon-what]

Isn't Delawere the name of that one girl in the song that goes "Hey there, Delawere"? She's from NYC or something.

[dear-ao3]

THATS HEY THERE DELILAH

[katherynefromphilly]

Pausing here to point out that op is “dear-AO3″ and now I’m wondering if Delaware fanfic would be categorized as RSF (real state fic) or AU (alternate unitedstates)

[dear-ao3]

stop i do not want to think about this 

[joyflameball]

Isn’t Delaware that SPN ship that exploded the internet

[dear-ao3]

[forensicrodentfool]

Everyone on this post:

[sith-shenanigans]

I love that the “no, that’s [x]” meme is making a comeback here and only here and nobody has any idea what’s going on

[jmercedesd]

Keep up the good work, we can make poor OP have a melt down yet. 

[dear-ao3]

[callme-corpse-septiceye]

Isn't delaware that one brand of pizza that's like "it's not delivery, it's delaware."

[dear-ao3]

[paulblartinum]

isn't delaware the god of the sea

[dear-ao3]

[robbietherat]

Isn't Delaware the name of that guy who painted the Mona Lisa?

[dear-ao3]

[lordechostan]

delaware is that one evil cyborg guy that has a son named Luke and a red laser sword

[kiwikipedia]

Thats Darth Vader. Im pretty sure Delaware is that other red-laser sword guy. You know. The one that stabbed Qui-Gon.

[dear-ao3]

what have i created

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

I usually only reblog older posts, but this definitely deserves to be in every tumblr hall of fame

[dear-ao3]

this post has only existed for 8 days. 

[salemruinseverything]

happy one month birthday

[just-brain-thoughts]

This is just the “no odd number have the letter e”post

[articulate-anxious-atheist-deac]

it’s ALL odd numbers have “e” silly!

(odd numbers end in the digits 1, 3, 5, 7, 9 (one, three, five, seven, nine) and the only ones for which the word version doesn’t end in those words are/end in eleven, thirteen, fifteen, seventeen, nineteen. I will NOT elaborate or defend this lest this post become another. ur free to do this yourselves if you want tho)

[gumi-megpoidd]

i mean no even numbers end with 1, 3, 5, 7, or 9

[ainosukes-sadism]

oh no please dont make another number discourse im still reeling from the last one

[irenethehotdog]

What about infinity, if it's infinite the technically at one point as it goes on forever it does end in in either 1,3,5,7, or 9 but because it's infinite it's neither even nor odd. Yes? No? Idk I'm drunk

[dear-ao3]

this was posted exactly one month ago to the minute. 87k notes.

[goldenzingy46]

@dear-ao3​ do you need a hug

[dear-ao3]

yes

[mysnis]

What a chaotic energy and turn of events.

[ur-favorite-queer-queen]

Almost woke my sister up when reading this, laughed way too hard

[dear-ao3]

here, for all you fuckers asking, this is the damn delaware post

[napsarethenewbeer]

Della who?

[hometoursandotherstuff]

This is absolutely insane- here’s an ordinary old rowhouse in the UK, until you see what the owner did inside.

It was the home of the late Kenyan artist Khadambi Asalache, and that is now a museum belonging to England’s National Trust.

Is this not crazy-amazing?

His carvings are so delicate and intricate. 

He also made furniture.

In the lounge is an art cloth- he did the paintings on the walls, as well.

The kitchen- even the stove is gorgeous.

Everything is carved- the bed, the walls, the furniture, and even the ceilings. 

He also painted patterns on the floors.

Notice the artwork between the carvings on the walls.

https://www.facebook.com/groups/londonhistory/permalink/3992952990751740/

[napsarethenewbeer]

Life with disabled Sheldon is going to break me.

[melisscan]

[tailor-faye]

What a cozy little room 🌲💐🍓

[spideychellejones-deactivated20]

just a little reminder:

you are not obligated to maintain your blog or upkeep of content. sometimes i feel like we get wrapped up in the fact that tumblr always has to be on. always posting content, always responding, consistently churning out new things but that can be really draining. don’t burn yourself out for the sake of this website. if you need to take time away or just want to stop it all together, that’s absolutely 100% valid. and if anyone’s ever made you feel like it’s not, i’m here to tell you it is! you do what’s best for you. and i always say, the minute it starts feeling like a job, take a step back and reflect. that’s not what this is about you know? sometimes it can get stressful and chaotic, but at the end of the day we’re all just tryna have fun. 

[napsarethenewbeer]

This applies to ALL social media. Turn off those notifications. Read a book. Go for a walk. Play a game or do a puzzle. Breathe.

[omghotmemes]

Welcome to Cameron’s car

[thatchronicfeeling]

This is a gentle reminder to be kind to yourself. Disability and chronic illness are hard enough.

[napsarethenewbeer]

This

[suffer-my-displeasure]

afternoon dungeon chill

[perverse-idyll]

Corvids and Snape - what’s not to love? And I can easily imagine Snape as a smoker.

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

give yourself permission to fall apart when you can’t keep it together much longer. clear time for bad days. they won’t all be bad ones, but sometimes there must be.

[napsarethenewbeer]

Today

[napsarethenewbeer]

Please can we stop with 'perfection'?

Found a youtube account of someone living a simple life, and each and every video is pure edited, vocalized, soft-spoken, soft-filtered, so meant to promote cottage core perfection. Like you're watching a Monet come to life. At first I was 'it's so calming' and then I got mad. I'm so sick and tired of perfection. Perfect Instagram posts, perfect selfies (there's a thing going on here where you can get your prom pics airbrushed)...what the hell is wrong with real life??? Don't people understand the damage they are doing to themselves and especially to young people who don't realize that this isn't fucking real life????

[napsarethenewbeer]

Anger is a huge drinking trigger for me, and this morning I was really triggered. That voice in my head kept yelling for me to go get beer. Instead, I read this.

https://www.amazon.com/Drink-Intimate-Relationship-Between-Alcohol/dp/006224180X

[memesdaily0]

The cat burglar has struck again!

[neil-gaiman]

Happy Towel Day, Mr. Gaiman! Do you observe this unoffical holiday? If so, how?

I post this audio file of me talking to Douglas Adams in 1988.

https://forbiddenplanet.com/posts/forbidden-planet-42-douglas-adams/

[lemonteaflower-deactivated20260]

You know you did great when they don’t need you anymore…  

[worldheritageposts-official]

World Heritage Post

[napsarethenewbeer]

Awwwwww. *sniffle*

[sosuperawesome]

The Power of Words / Power of Music Pins

Mu And CoCo on Etsy

[romantic-musings]

mypapertales on instagram

[napsarethenewbeer]

This reminds me of this: https://www.calligraphersguild.org/GracefulEnvelopeContest/