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I love the way the woman's face goes from, "This is a little weird and probably a prank, but I'll play along," to "Wait, am I making music here?" to "Fuck yeah, I'm making music here!"

charl0ttan

executive dysfunction is literally like. ive had a random dollar on my floor for two weeks and i dont know when ill fit it in my schedule to pick it up. people dont realize this

gin-juice-tonic

"Died and came back wrong" -> Overdone. Uninspired

"Went into the washing machine and came back smelling worse" -> True to life. Horror in the mundane

rederiswrites

Don't know how many times I've showed a non-Tumblr person a Tumblr post and had the whole thing derail because the poor soul actually read someone's user name.

rederiswrites

"Why does it say--" *squints at the screen* "....aziraphale's flaming cock??"

"Oh no uh, ignore that."

aziraphales-flaming-cock

killerqueenmp3

laura-the-swarming

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

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old gods are waking

meatgirlfriendmoved

brookreader

Pleistocene-Era Plant Revived from Siberian Permafrost

gargelyfloof118

I need everyone to stop what they're doing and freak out with me.

THIS IS A PLANT GROWN FROM A 32,000 YEAR OLD SEED!!

Do you understand how unbelievably amazing this is?!

humanityinahandbag

THEY FOUND THE SEED IN A FROZEN SQUIRREL

mclennonyaoi

everyday i wake up and i go “god i’m so tired. i can’t do this anymore.” and then i get up and i continue to do it

teathattast

life is just a series of making mistakes and learning from those mistakes and the best part is you'll be forgiven and loved anyways

officialgaryoak

the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

toroimage

evilkitten3

extremely unsexy of adhd to make me both very annoying and very sensitive to the concept of being perceived as annoying

alliswyattonthewesternfront

"when people ask how you're doing, they don't really care." most of them do, actually, the amount they care is just directly proportional to how well they know you. you're just mad you can't be the main character of the Twice Daily.

alliswyattonthewesternfront

if i am doing shitty and the check out girl asks me, "how are you?" i will say,"man, i've been better." we are strangers to each other. she doesn't need to know my whole life story. she doesn't need to know about my credit score and my hemorrhoids or my uncle in the hospital. she just needs enough to respond "been there, buddy. hey, at least the day is almost over?" and then we part ways. i have been on both sides of thousands of exchanges like this, the only one making you do a little song and dance is you, my friend

bumblebeerror

This is a huge reason I started answering “how you doing?/what are you up to?” And similar questions from friends and family with something real from my day. It’s usually something lighter, something that gives them the choice as to whether they want to actually talk about my day or if they’re using it as an opener to a more serious question.

Things like “I’ve been working on my garden”, or “Mostly laundry”, or “I gave my dog a bath earlier”, and then I usually follow it no more than 3 messages later with asking how they are. It opens the door for them to ask about my day, if they’re really looking to just chatter. Maybe they want to know what I’m planting, or maybe they wonder if I have a picture of my freshly bathed dog that looks exceedingly derpy. Maybe they just wanted to check in and ask if I would be willing to buy something off them or if my mom’s busy right now because they can’t get ahold of her.

Either way, the exchange becomes less stilted and neither of us have had to settle for single-word answers that make the other feel like we don’t care.

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if i was sisyphus id eat a bit of dirt off the slope every time on my way up until the slope is no longer steep enough for the boulder to roll down. it would be end of suffering in 47 days

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if i was atlas id shake the sky up and down to make the laminated wobble sound worldwide every day and piss zeus off enough to kill me or himself

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no idea how id cope being prometheus. he died so we can light joints i wish him the best

interstellar-muse

cuddling isn't enough, i want to absorb you

nixpunk

i love you. you made a mistake? i dont care i love you. you made a wrong choice? love you. you don’t think you’re good for anything? guess what you’re good for loving i love you

nixpunk

i was 15 when i made this post and i’m 25 now, and still seeing people reblog and tag this with things about their lovers or their friends or characters or themselves or that they really needed this today. i dunno it just feels really special to me. thank you, keep loving each other, i still love you.