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@narutoeraser
Just finished my placements in overwatch competitive. I hit silver 2 I am going to kill myself.
damn bro. you trash
What’s your Overwatch competitive rank?
i ain’t ever play overwatch a day in my life. i just wanted to spread negativity. merry christmas
u know those water cooler jugs?
fun fact your body consumes about one of these per week. those are 20 liter/5 gallon jugs; it varies by individual but for most people that is roughly how much water you drink in a week, give or take. one week. that is insane. that is so much water. why do humans need this much water. naughty little thirst slut. i hope u wither
THIS GAS STATION WEED MAKING MY DICK LONGER
vanilla extract smoothie
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20lb brick of pure cocaine
bro, we wake up to come hang with you. we come over to hang out with you. we are here for you. bro.
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest.
After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, “I’m sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away.”
The distressed woman wailed, “Are you sure?”
“Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead,” replied the vet.
“How can you be so sure?” she protested. I mean you haven’t done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something.
The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck’s owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.
The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.
The vet looked at the woman and said, “I’m sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck.”
The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.
The duck’s owner, still in shock, took the bill. “$1500!” she cried, “$1500 just to tell me my duck is dead!”
The vet shrugged, “I’m sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $50, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it’s now $1500.”
this is the best sandwich i have ever made SALMON BLT
INGREDIENTS:
salmon (seasoned with something akin to falafel seasoning i.e cumin paprika coriander garlic & onion powders)
bacon cooked CRISP
baby arugala instead of lettuce
thinly thinly sliced white onion
tomato
special sause (mayo, sriracha, dijon, relish, honey, s&p, paprika, garlic powdah, caramelized onions)
all on texas toast
its simple but DAMN is it powerful. there was a typo here
what the hell man
Why is she allowed to post lunch but im not
please look at the name of this drink i saw at a boba place the other day
i recently noticed that @ jetblackcode created a really interesting tool that lets you see your tumblr stats, one of which is a comparison between the number of notes you've gotten on all your posts to the entire userbase! so, i figured a fun reblog game would be to put in your blog and tag which color you got:
i've colored the buckets on the histogram so that it's easier to tell where you landed on the graph rather than just using numbers ^_^
by talos this can’t be happening is a mandela effect because the actual phrase is by the gods this can’t be happening and i’ve never heard anyone say the former in game
by talos this can’t be happening
the phrase by talos this can’t be happening is actually from a rupaul roleplay blog who left their husband in a cage with no food and water for a few weeks and the husband died sorry to be the spoil sport but it does have an origin and it is a very tumblr origin in nature
Here’s the post they’re referring to for context
Oh. Skyrim husband.
HETALIA IS REAL????????
I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE THAT THING WHERE EVERYONE WAS DRAWING WEBSITES AS ANIME TWINKS BUT FOR COUNTRIES BUT NO ITS A
FUCKEING
ANIME
i’m going to watch it
maybe it is possible to be racist to italians
There Are Thirteen Seasons.
Ah, to be me and not know what the fuck Hetalia even is
so, it's one of those things where it's just a buncha countries all living together, represented by regular people
think countryballs or scandinavia and the world
the issue with hetalia arises when you learn that it's about specifically the wwii era
and the main trio is germany, italy, and japan
y'know
the axis powers
Countryhumans.
That's.
That's literally just countryhumans.
Please for the love of fuck tell me the entire show is not built on the premise of Countryhumans. I will cry.
it's countryhumans but with anime twinks
Words cannot express the soul crushing disappointment and bone deep weariness that entered my soul upon seeing this
PEOPLE WOULD FUCKING WHAT
You didn't know?
Dozens of twinks in shitty Nazi officer uniforms at every anime cons for years, some of the cons had to start explicitly banning them it was wild
