[theory-ov-everything]

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

wow

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I lost it at the fucking chess pieces

[narutohentailover69420]

this reminds of the hours I used to spend helping my dad do woodworking b4 our relationship fell apart lol

[serenata-your-neighborhood-lefty]

[ah-fuck-im-addicted]

Tommy: Where do you live?

Ranboo: Uh- im american

Tommy: Okay but what state?

Ranboo: Denial.

[narutohentailover69420]

ah utah then

[autumnalsaffron]

Niki saying "OH MY GOD! Puffy? The trees are burning" gave me flashbacks to the beginning of the L'manberg War when Tommy said "Uh, guys? Good news: I'm in my skin. Bad news: There is a forest fire!"

Both wars have started with Dream burning down the surrounding trees.

[narutohentailover69420]

“George Lucas quote“

[jakemorph]

[firebirdscratches]

[arialfont]

hello i dont know you but based on this reblog we are enemies now. i hope you have a terrible week

[motive11331]

You’re absolutely right

[narutohentailover69420]

we have so maybe ppl who are like borderline experts on shit commenting on @biggestgaudiestpatronuses posts like wtf

[yalike-jaz-deactivated20220730]

I just made a long LoFi playlist and then stuck All Star in the middle just to be mean to my future self

[narutohentailover69420]

can I have the link?? 

[pukicho]

If God is so real then why didn’t make Baby Yoda be make yado be real?

[narutohentailover69420]

ppl don’t think it be like dat but it do

[ohevoyev]

i've decided i'm in love with you from vibes alone. will pine from a distance.

how’s it hanging‼️

[narutohentailover69420]

the use of this gif makes me think u are literally just Willum Defoe method acting after all these years.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Look at something. Anything. You know what it feels like to lick it. Doesn't matter if you've licked it before. You KNOW.

[shanoaravendare]

This looks like it would taste like cigarette smoke if you licked it.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I feel like the Grinch would be super pleased with this comment actually?

[narutohentailover69420]

“U have cigarettes in your fur misterrrr grrrrinnch!“

[pitbolshevik]

what slurs have you used

every morning i stand in front of my mirror and say all of them

[suinicide]

Alphabetically or chronologically

[pitbolshevik]

h how do you say slurs chronologically

[narutohentailover69420]

how much of a boomer u need to be to not understand why u shouldn’t use them

[gogys-deactivated20220611]

quackity :)

[plainwallpaper]

I agree

[biggestgrianfan]

I agree

[narutohentailover69420]

big true

[thyrell]

enough explaining how trans people don't actually deny biology to transphobes who don't care. let's start actually denying biology

[thyrell]

i dont think genitals exist

[narutohentailover69420]

I don’t believe in tear ducts

[undereyelouisvuittons-deactivat]

How can ants have farms? They’re too small to control the chickens and the pigs

[narutohentailover69420]

aphids

[teaboot]

Oh, the hero is a straight-laced, charismatic, conventionally handsome, neurotypical, heterosexual white man who trusts the government and lives in a bland, flavorless relationship with a subserviant, less-talented woman whose life revolves around him, and I WASN’T supposed to like the villain more? My bad

[teaboot]

Any villain: I too once believed in the ruling power, but when I put my faith in it to protect me I was betrayed. The people who did this faced no consequences for their actions, faced no trial, and as we speak continue to do more harm to others. Your justice is a pretty plan in theory, hero, but it is naive- the real world is messy and cruel and unfair, and I plan to rectify that. Too long I have tried other ways to make this system work- it is time to make a change

Conventional Heroman: Killing people is wrong and the government probably had good plans for this death ray

[sovietfunion]

[narutohentailover69420]

reblogged for bdg

[spidaerman]

YES JOHN 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[dankmemeuniversity]

[spiroandthelacktones]

Brushes you with an egg white wash so you'll develop a nice glaze in the oven

[uncleshouty]

hey thanks

[narutohentailover69420]

this is the wholesome content I come to this website for<3