Drizzles in a Hurricane

Allison. 21. College Bad-Ass.

[doggosource]

basically me everyday since march 2020

[turing-tested]

[kinglyqueenie]

[funnytwittertweets]

[tiktokarchive]

[Child's voiceover]: Sometimes, the person you would take a bullet for... ends up being the person behind the gun.

[bradspace3000]

I love that this 10 second tiktok is more entertaning and has a better narrative structure than the two tentpole multi-million dollar major studio movies released this christmas.

[prokopetz]

Whenever media wants to emphasise how extreme a character’s off-brand drug use is, they always just name-drop a big animal, like “oh, he takes horse tranquilisers”. If you really want to get the point across, I think you should go with an unexpected animal instead. Like, that powder he’s snorting? Its only approved use is treating sexual dysfunction in burrowing owls. We have no idea what it’s doing to him, but it can’t be anything good.

[prokopetz]

Shoutout to the person who reblogged this and literally the only thing they tagged for content warnings was the owls.

[julian2006]

what goes thru a white boy’s mind when they get dressed like

“u know what’ll go great with these basketball shorts? socks with little marijaunas”

[femme-objet]

have you guys ever wondered why there aren’t “shirtless cop calendars” the way they do for firemen? i don’t think it’s the dunkin donuts

[femme-objet]

my best guess is they don’t want you to see all the swastikas

[sephezade]

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

my favorite thing in the muppet show is when jim did an impressive puppetry trick but was clearly worried the audience wouldnt notice so he had kermit just directly point it out

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

he was probably right to do so though because every time i see kermit drink milk or blow out a candle i dont think twice about it like yeah hes kermit he can do that

[the-spaztic-fantastic]

This legitimately needs to be in future literature textbooks to capture the Covid-19 Pandemic.

[jenniferrpovey]

This is gorgeous and is also a fine example of “found poetry.”

[whitepeopletwitter]

[30-minute-memes]

“When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why they are poor, they call me a communist.”

-Héldar Câmara

[whitepeopletwitter]

[shittymoviedetails]

they all tripped and scattered papers onto the ground and no one helps them and that’s how they became villains

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[janeplease]

She is thirsty

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

elephant

[kaylabeemarie]

Sharing his snacks 🥺🍪

Instagram: kayla.bee.marie

[christel-thoughts]

[technogenic-mess]

Human trafficking?  Nah.  The UN has a better word for what’s happening: genocide.  See below:

[cwicseolfor]

Read b, c, and e twice more, then look again at the year they convened and why.

[bosmerbutt]

[writing-prompt-s]

You have been blessed with immortality and are the greatest warrior, but 1000 years ago, a witch cursed you for killing her daughter, making you unable to wield a blade again. Fortunately, guns were invented, and now you’re back in business.

[varianceshift]

Sliced bread was the most revolutionary thing for this character.