The only house that's not on fire yet

kes, 20s, she/her. my first love was the block button, my second was the report button.

[nasatum]

Url has been Nasatum since 2023.

This is my main account, but I really only use it for reblogging and to follow from. My personal blog is @sodisco , so follow me there!

Kes, she/her, 23

Icons matching with @fungi-mancer (my twin/bestie)

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[sanjipussyindulgence]

[kaylmao]

[parkchanwoohoo]

I'm trying to get back into the habit of writing for the first time in like 4 years and I have never felt more like this guy

[fleshslop]

. im on day five of a blowing bubbles bender. only just remebered i have a phone. wake up to texts cussing me out for spilling bubble liquid everywhere and breaking my bubble gun shaped like a massive revolver . got into an altercation with another blower and they snapped my most expensive wand . most of my bank account is gone . wasted on bubbles

[crittaslink]

I gotta hand it to sandler that this scene is exactly what listening to that song feels like.

[thornrings]

[cometcrystal]

out of the backyard gang baljeet is one of the worst to make into a coffee table. ferb would also be pretty bad. phineas and isabella would be mid because they have those bigass heads but the skinny bodies. might be worse than baljeet and ferb if you're a person who cares about symmetry. buford would objectively make the best coffee table because his silhouette has the most evenly-spaced surface area. now if you wanna talk about pnf characters in general i think pet mode perry would be the best coffee table out of all of them

[symbolblue]

love this kinda post where you have to have seen a different specific post for it to make any sense at all

[tvguts]

every single time time i try to check facebook marketplace for furniture i get jumpscared by this (admittedly sick) custom baljeet coffee table

[forgetful-dorito]

I like to think that Grace and Adrian have very similar problems

[uss-emberprise]

[dudethatsmypillowcase]

Two eridians and their wet dog

[jame7t]

Two bloggers, if resonant frequencies are correct, can absorb each others nutrients in a rather “cute!” Way

[gertritude-art]

schtuff from last night

[r4esvn]

“rocky…” ryland took a breath. “this project…. it’s so mary.” rocky hailed in agreement, astrophaging everywhere

[rainstormyday]

this fanfic shit is easy

[vanglaggle]

do people even call their children squirt anymore

[frodoomsday]

not even sport. not even champ. this is the future we're looking at.

[vanglaggle]

take away the teeth and the eyes children don't have that anymore

[frodoomsday]

[thunderstruck9]

Michelle Paterok (Canadian, 1994), Transformer, 2025. Oil on linen on board, 14 × 11 in.