it me

love this trash heap of a site. 💚

[troutmemo]

amy parker as ewen montagu

(@mozartlikestheatre's master)

[crap-userrname16]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

QUALITY PARENTING

[samarallewis86]

Thats like me kidnapping my nephew (I have like, four but the one that is the most dear to my nerdy heart is always down for shenanigans) dressing him up as Darth Maul or Vader and dressing up as a Jedi and just taking him random places and having lightsaber fights.

He's 5.

I am officially the coolest person he knows and he brags about having lightsaber fights in the MacDonalds car park to all his friends.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

If my sister and her wife ever become moms, this is the kind of aunt I want to be <3

[kotir-propaganda]

yes, hello, you've reached the entire Kotir HR department

[iamasalmon]

the thing about fiber art that nobody tells you about is that every single kind of fiber art is a gateway drug to other kinds of fiber art.

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[shubbabang]

[noodleddragon]

[captain-price-returns]

[previouslyonavatar]

...another Avatar would create more airbenders and restore balance to this world.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

"Why don't you push that glass off the counter?

You can always say it was me"

[firwalker]

The fact that the orb still gives the kitteh full range of motion of the head is very important! Makes for great photo ops! Like this one!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3 ORB CAT ORB CAT ORB CAT <3

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

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BEST CARTOON DRINKING SOUND EFFECT I HAVE EVER HEARD

[ri5k]

the replacement of websites with apps sounds so backwards when you actually describe it. like hmm you have to download an entire program onto your device each time you want access to a portal, where it takes up storage indefinitely. somebody should invent an app where you can "browse" any portal just by typing in its address... 🥴

[what-even-is-thiss]

The upside to the adhd forgetting that you made yourself a drink thing is thinking to yourself “man I could go for a drink right now” and looking to your right and seeing a drink has appeared there. Thank you, past me. I lost you somewhere but you have still provided.

[duckbunny]

don't infantilise yourself. you are not a child who needs an adult to make your decisions for you. you are a splendid and magnificent autocrat and you are consulting your trusted advisors. you are exercising great wisdom by inviting an expert to give their opinion before making your ruling. often the path of wisdom is to say "good morning, I'm trying to [perform task] and I have a question about [aspect], can you tell me who I should speak to for advice?" before you do it. sometimes the path of wisdom is to hire a plumber. there are times when you cannot do things for yourself but that doesn't mean you are not an adult. you don't need a grown-up. you need a specialist.

[duckbunny]

this has come up a couple of times so let me be really really clear:

the path of wisdom is sometimes to hire a plumber.

the path of wisdom is always to hire an electrician.

[depsidase]

[datasoong47]