Cartoonist / Graphic Artist

I'm a gamer, an artist, and a robot sent from the future to kill the chosen one.

[tenderlesbian-deactivated201807]

guy: *says females instead of women*

me:

[inawon-deactivated20200426]

because october

[forfawkssake]

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

[jonmoxleys]

sometimes it just ends up being something like

[onlyhereforthedrama]

ITS BACK

[dontleavemydreams-deactivated20]

lord 

[uhmgilinsky]

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

[forfawkssake]

Please stop reblogging this post

[myterribletwenties]

This post made my water break

[myterribletwenties]

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

[forfawkssake]

WHAT

[itswalky]

The first six posts all come from now-deactivated accounts, but with @myterribletwenties, a new generation is born from the ashes. 

[itswalky]

or, perhaps we should say, born from the asses 

[30-minute-memes]

[littledeludeddupes]

those snakes are not fighting they are fucking. im very sorry

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

while two snakes FUCK to the death

[eruditionanimaladoration]

That dog looking at the snakes like why you gotta do that while I’m eating

[gelana78]

Metal as snakes fucking.

[thedurvin]

[rendezvousrawmen]

[hime-fleabag]

IN THIS HOUSE

WE LOVE AND RESPECT

TOM NOOK

[lobstersonskateboards]

never will I ever forget the time my friend told me about goddamn. mormon bubble porn

[lobstersonskateboards]

@glubablub @queenofthesafetypins

ok so

there’s a rule in mormonism that you Absolutely Cannot see a woman naked. however, since we as a species usually LOVE to jack off, people found a way around it.

basically what they do is take pictures of beautiful bikini women or whatever, and cover the bits that would be deemed unseeable, and creating bubbles around certain parts like the stomach and neck, to give off the illusion that they’re naked.

that way they can jack off freely without guilt. it is generally effective, but since it’s so obscure it looks like some kind of odd fetish.

In conclusion, anybody with a sex drive, no matter the religion, will absolutely try their hardest to jack off, even if it means really fuckin strange loopholes. thank u for ur time.

[derek-foreal]

i am the kind of person who says hi to dogs

[retrosiilver]

I see no difference

[gaijinhunter]

Details on the Monster Hunter World demo from December 9-12 https://youtu.be/fJhr7L0nkLc Can’t wait!!!

[iyliss]

I feel like the main Disgaea 5 characters each represent one of the seven deadly sins in some way… Quickly :

Killia : Wrath

His main problem during the story is to control his own anger, represented by Killidia. He also is the most related to vengeance.

Seraphina : Lust

Just look at her design, and the fact her main ability is to make male characters fall in love with her.

Red magnus : Sloth

His netherworld was destroyed because he was taking a nap…

Usalia : Gluttony

Her story is strongly related to food, and she loves a lot some (carrots, sweet curry…).

Christo : Pride

The reason of his problems : no one like him in Celestia because he’s too prideful. He learns humility through the story.

Zeroken : Envy

He wants to be Goldion’s apprentice so bad that he lies to the cast.

Void Dak : Greed

He just can’t stand seeing his sister with someone else than him.

(I could develop but I just want this to be kept somewhere).

[sarahseeandersen]

[samkingsketches]

Ive been live comic-ing my play through of Sonic Forces over on my twitter because, as someone who has been away from the franchise for a while, this game is a ride and a half.

Ill make a follow up next time I have 10 comics to post but if you want to follow the thread live you can over at https://twitter.com/samanthacking/status/933907565749997568

[bidoof]

remember when everyone was really mean to popplio for no reason? fuck everyone who did that

[shubbabang]

Patreon | Webtoon

[nekoshige]

里中千枝 | しげのふ さんの作品 https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=65889466

[jewish-mccoy]

reblog if you hate nazis and don’t think they should speak on college campuses

[silent-wordsmith]

reblog if you hate nazis and don’t think they should speak.

[dansnotavampire]

Reblog if you hate Nazis and don’t think they should breathe

[ahandsomestark-deactivated20250]

People should probably learn the difference between “plot holes” and “things I didn’t like” or “things the franchise plans to explain in the future” or “things film makers didn’t think they needed to explicitly explain because they thought you had critical thinking skills”