King Koopa's Coney Island Disco Palace

Nasty little he/they

[intrawebs]

search results that make me laugh so hard i start coughing

[phomosexual]

[fairyturds]

When she griddle on my harrow till I hark. Is this anything

[patchoulism]

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[tomboiny1]

Business at the front, party at the back

[skelkankaos]

Because of the unpredictable nature of chatbots, there's always a risk of their posts getting nuked from reddit so I needed to take a screenshot to make sure that my favourite AI generated post of all time will always be safe

[more-raging-heart-than-grace]

you want what

[kim-jong-chill]

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

[mattheuphonium-blog]

fabulous 

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

[counterpunches]

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

[picturesofseals]

Do NOT look at my pitiful wet son. or I will FUCKing. GET you

Image source: Gerard Lacz, Fine Art America

[picturesofseals]

THERE IS NOWHERE ON THIS EARTH YOU CAN HIDE FROM MY FEELY WHISKERS

[toskarinfr]

>hear frantic clicking and the sounds of exertion

>must be a rhythm game player

>genuinely impressed at the apm

>look outside

>crabs are pinching a man to death

[incorrectquotesconaisseur]

simm master really is that girl. he put his crush in a dog tent for a year. he killed bill gates. he hates abba but loves waterloo. he watches the teletubbies. he threw the doctor into the heart of a sun. he wears eyeliner. he wanted an orgy with all his past selves. he shoved a diamond down the president's throat. he dyed his own hair with bleach. he likes jelly babies. he's suicidal. he fucked a random business man in a public toilet and ate him after. he's misogynistic and transitioned into a woman. he's gay and homophobic. truly no one does it like him, peak character design

[supermariomamafucker]

i am completely enraptured with this gif

[wolfbuns]

[defenestratedgibberish]

[snoutcam]

T. yes i assume so

H. helps you better understand the world

I. inspired you to post a stupid kindergarten image

N. honesty is important so yes

K. complimented the penguin

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

:3

available as a pin and sticker

[girlnephew]

[thundercaya]

[cathacker13-deactivated20250606]

I don't remember where I got this from, but I saw someone also do this with it

[vexwerewolf]

On the one hand, replacing customer service with AI is a fucking awful thing.

On the other hand, this is inevitably going to be embarrassing for the companies doing it so it's also very funny.

[crunchymayo]

[the-patrex]

Same software

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

[thepuppeteer-andthetrashmob]

Isn’t Lady Gaga bisexual?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

yes that is indeed why she's on the list of famous women who like women

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

why have multiple people reblogged this with some horse-assed "um actually most of these people are bi or pan" did I fucking stutter I said they like girls. what is your point. I'm going to kill you.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

#op probably has this post muted but the icon is too real.

the icon is because of this post

[wildflower182]

POV: you make a good post and then encounter tumblr reading comprehension

[ericrmalice-deactivated20240323]

btw to just clarify for anyone who sees this reblog of this post

op is basically saying something along the lines of "yea ik taylor swift is bi but like. why is she y'all's only lgbtq+ pop icon when there are all these other lgbtq+ people in the pop scene???"

i might have worded this badly but hopefully i got the main point across

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hi op here I certainly did not fucking say Taylor Swift is bi

[1-800-horrorfilms]