naur

Aus, 28, m8

[staff]

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[acevenoms]

[naurofficial]

[bigpoppypuppy-deactivated202412]

you’re getting ratioed at the watering hole btw

[coralbluebirdtiger-deactivated2]

i gotta be real

switch cartridges dont even taste that bad

[fullmetalfisting]

God can you imagine if Donald Trump became president? There’d be like a new bubonic plague and he’d be like “idk drink bleach about it”

[fullmetalfisting]

Throwback to when I took acid for the first time in 2013 and predicted the events of 2020 like the fucking oracle of Delphi

[e-the-village-cryptid]

they edited it, this is the original post: 

[ID: How can dog breeders sell puppies for over $1,000? Do these puppies shit gold? Do these puppies fight crime? Can they play the banjo? No they’re fucking infant dogs that poop on your things and love you omg. /end ID]

link to a reblog of the original post, this reblog is from 2013

EDIT: OP blocked me for calling them out in this reblog, I can’t reblog or reply to this anymore and my reblog won’t show up in the notes, but if you reblog this from me then your reblog will show up in the notes. I thought maybe they were just trying to be funny and didn’t care if people knew they were lying but they’re like.. legitimately trying to convince people it’s true lol. Sketchy tumblr behavior

[swimmingferret]

Yahoo paid a billion dollars for this site

[void-the-bear]

OP EDITED THEIR POST AND BLOCKED SOMEBODY WHO REVEALED IT PASS IT ON

[unclefather]

I break into your house to lay an egg

[naurofficial]

[pietriarchy]

[asexualgeorgecostanza-deactivat]

[joey-wheeler-official]

[piss-bong]

[canopycapers-deactivated2022111]

[schmendrick-lamar-deactivated20]

[journeymanfool]

[dowereallyneedthis]

[favoritefightingfrenchgoth]

[disorderfaking-deactivated20200]

[goofballproximitysurveyor-deact]

[wilburian-deactivated20221116]

great job everyone lets hit the showers

[testosteronetwink]

[unclefather]

Does someone just lock you in a room until you start screaming text posts like a poltergeist?

i had coffee today so yeah

[kristina100000]

babe are you ok. you said no instead of naur.

[sandmandaddy69]

[unclefather]

pussy jackson and the lightning queef

[toxictiktoks]

[goblinstandards]

“Is that racist?”

“Only for—no!”

Comedy at its finest

[lucifers-baby-girl]

This video lives in my mind rent free constantly

[jeoff-deactivated20170909]

[naurofficial]

I turned this little dude into a telegram sticker for the group chat and everytime one of us has the upsets we spam it. He's a good boi

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[unclefather]

[snorlaxatives]

i think whoever invented the spelling of “naur” as the australian pronunciation of “no” is one of the most influential and important voices of our generation 

[mcrude]

i want to suck your soul out through your tit

how do you guys come up w stuff like this

[despazito]