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greelin

i’m sincerely always saying this

Holy ground

guys I went back to recreate this and. It’s gone.

Pour one out for butt dyke house

segamascott

godisafujoshi

😩 i cant deal with this dawg

allpiesforourown

So you don't have to Google everything like I did

trickstertime

Wh-why is the crotch of the illustrative drawing censored???

fishiest-fish

touching my penis for good luck

emily84

you kid, but it *is* quite literally touching your balls, not for good luck but to ward off jinxes. like, someone will mention illness or something tragic that might happen, and men will automatically touch their balls out of superstition

butchfagminotaur

the sims will never not be one of the funniest games on the planet

wiki-but-made-them-up

astercrash

the-merry-otter

The best thing about having a partner who also does medieval reenactment is that you can text them like “do you want a sexy leg pic 😏” and when they obviously go “of course 👀” you send them a close up of a really nice piece of leg armour. And then they aren’t even mad and go “yeah that is sexy as hell, thank you.”

the-merry-otter

It would, of course, be remiss of me to not include examples of these sexy leg pics. Try this one simple trick to find out if your partner is someone with taste!

(If anyone does do this to their partner, I’d love to know the results)

hannbl

chrollo-tw

me after I eliminated 21,042 people

cantotallyeven

Chihuahuas Georg

draconym

Me: Fuck, the paper towels I want are on the top shelf.

The Sir David Attenborough That Lives In My Brain: Being smaller-than-average presents an added challenge to foraging ... but necessity is the mother of invention. A little creativity turns a baguette into a tool, and voilà--

(paper towel roll falls on my face)

Sir David Attenborough, pleasantly: Success.