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祝日 / Permanent Vacation

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Three Goblin Art
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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Pokemon Gen 1 phone wallpapers ||| like/reblog if you use, enjoy!
this is my favourite poem ever
This is very important to me I hope you all know that.
WHY MUST WE PLAY GOD
This is my aesthetic
ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾
This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.
im losing my fucking mind over this video
WHAT IS GOING ON?
All of the incredibles represent a disorder: Violet - anxiety Dash - ADHD Mr Incredible - too strong Mother Incredible - ??? Baby - exploding child
Mother Incredible - MILF
Sometimes the things that don’t work out couldn’t work out any better.
Cause I’d have never found you, at that random house party that I didn’t even wanna go to…
types of people: cryptids
bigfoot: mom friend, tired, loves warm sweaters and hugs, just wants some peace and quiet, do no harm but take no shit, oldest of the group, let them take a nap
mothman: intimidating, never really speaks, very smart, gives good advice, can seem cold but has a good heart, probably gay, hates eye contact, would kill for the ones they love
nessie: wine aunt, good looking TM, petty af, definitely a lesbian, sarcasm is their first language, a bit of a bitch, popular, “i’m not interested in being polite or heterosexual”
nightcrawler: a giant meme, never sleeps, always has energy, screams a lot, kind of a fuckboi, plays overwatch, a lil annoying, stomach like a bottomless pit always seen with alien
chupacabra: always hungry, never shaves, has a temper, terrible posture, lives off of coffee, can’t sit still, never seen doing their work but somehow gets good grades
ghost: the chill friend, trying their best, dead on the inside, watches anime, knows way more than they let on, is perpetually in an emo phase, genuinely cares for the few friends they have
alien: lmao what is gender, gives zero fucks, just wants to have a good time, listens to 80s music, feels connected with space and the stars, always seen with nightcrawler
“tips for next time: if you aren’t sure, don’t call them your girl. don’t make them a tag. don’t tell them they’re a keeper if you don’t plan on actually keeping them. don’t tell them you will choose them every time when you aren’t even sure if you are choosing them right then. don’t spend their birthday with them. don’t tell them they calm you down. don’t tell them they make you happier than you’ve been in a long time. don’t tell them they treat you better than anyone has ever treated you. don’t tell them you’re not going anywhere when you are. don’t tell them you’re staying in their life when you aren’t. don’t tell them you want them when you don’t know if you do. don’t tell them you like them if you don’t know if you do. don’t call them the girl of your dreams. don’t tell them you are gonna give them the world when you’re not gonna give them anything. don’t tell them you are all theirs if you aren’t in the slightest. don’t meet their family if you don’t plan on staying around. don’t act like you’re sure when you are anything but. don’t do ANY of it if you aren’t sure. next time, be sure. and by the way, wanting to be sure isn’t being sure.”
— for the next person’s sake, i hope you’re sure (via luckymlmb)
This. Is. So. Important. Holy. Shit. This. Can’t. Be. Stressed. Enough.
holy shit
I.C.O.N.I.C
Y'all mind if I
You forgot the next year where Lisa was dating two women
Lisa is canonically bisexual!
And polyamorous, apparently
THE GREATEST JOKE ADVENTURE TIME HAS EVER WRITTEN
People like to make fun of animators but jokes on them…
WHY’D YALL LEAVE OUT THE BEST ONE?
Can’t forget this gem.
Watch: Chicago woman had some great responses to a white man’s disturbing racist attacks.
I reblogged this 0.2 sec ago but I love her clapbacks so much
Yeah should be doing this more.
I just love how she says “He does not look to be of Native American descent,” lmao.
My mom sent this to me and i’m howling
Reblog if you need this energy
Hello, Police? I would like to report a murder at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.
Immediately following Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ homegoing service, refreshments will be served in the hall. It’s Easy Mac and dried out rotisserie chickens from Food Lion tho, so…ya know…
That was STONE COLD MURDER! LMFFFAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
HOLY.SHIT.
Moss Graffiti: A How To Guide
are you fucking for real
Imagine being the criminal who returns weekly to make sure his fucking plant art is doing alright
Later
I found it! I fucking found it! In my fucking dash! Nothing can stop me now! *EVIL GIGGLES*
OMG SAME RIGHT I SAW IT A YEAR AGO AND WAS UPSET I COULDNT FIND IT AGAIN