As a black person, I think if we get a month dedicated to just being black then white people should get a white history month too, I don't see that harm. I'm just saying.
I totally agree because honestly black history month isn’t fair to white people. As a matter of fact, I think white people should have 11 out of the 12 months dedicated to them because obviously white people have hit many rememberable milestones along the way. So I made a list of all the things about white history that could be taught for these white history months.
January: Schools should start off teaching children about the many persecutions and horrific murders and harassments that white people committed against their own skin color because some of them wanted to create their own church rather than stay a part of the Roman Catholic church. But don’t sugar coat the shit, school’s should spend the whole month of January going in depth on these murders and explaining why even though everyone still ultimately had the same religion, white people still threw a hissy fit at each other and started killing their own damn selves because some of them didn’t want to come to church anymore lol.
February: (black history month ew black people and their damn accomplishments)
March-April: Now schools should teach how these oppressed white people who were being killed couldn’t take it anymore and left to find somewhere safe where they could live and worship freely (:
But waiiiiittttttt…..oh no unfortunately, these white people stepped land on foreign soil that already belonged to other people. THIS PART OF WHITE HISTORY IS CRITICAL SO IT’S IMPORTANT THAT THIS PART IS TAUGHT IN DEPTH. This is the part where school’s should now teach about how white people had the nerve to steal the land, while killing the original owners with diseases, turning the original owners of the land against each other, setting their villages on fire then calling it a vision from God. Oh then to add the cherry on top of the ice-cream (or however you say it) school’s should teach children how Thanksgiving is a holiday which says “ok we might have murdered your people, intruded on your personal territory, then proceeded to steal it..but we taught you how to use guns soo yea…it’s all good.”
May-June: Schools should teach how white people took black people from their original land and sold them all over Europe, the Caribbean and America because they were tired and lazy. Schools should also teach how slave master’s raped their slaves, had babies with them then denied their children. What SHOULD NOT BE TAUGHT IS that some slave masters actually loved their slaves because tf? that doesn’t change the matter of fact.
July-August: Students are home on summer break but you can never stop learning about white people and their antics. Now WET (White entertainment TV) should play nothing but movies and shows of white people having a civil war to fight for the right to keep enslaving black people because they’re still tired and lazy.
September-October: Student’s are back in school. Start the year off right with civil rights movement. Schools should teach how white people are mad because the black people they forcefully brought into a country they stole want equality.
Nov - Dec: End the year off by having students do a collaborative yet fun math project on how many people white ppl have killed since white civilization. The best part about white history month(s) is that every year something new can be taught because white people been doing crazy shit for thousands of years and this list not even the tip of the iceberg. if school’s feeling spicy, they should switch it up a bit and throw the holocaust or the many other mass genocides that have been committed.
BTW YOU NOT FOOLING ME MARTHA I KNOW YOU NOT BLACK, YOU THOUGHT LIKE SHIT FOH.
