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a feeble attempt at healing 23,Ireland

[ashxwilliams]

[acegender]

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

[necr0manticscorpi0]

i'm donating blank skin to my mate who's learning how to tattoo, here's the first of many. crass was and still is one of the bands that really got under my skin in the best way possible

[asundergrowth]

Stop drawing dionysus skinny challenge

Bitch is the god of feasts, he's got chub, he's got meat. Aphrodite is the god of romance and love but dionysus is the god of sex and orgies, he is ideal cuddling density, dude HAS a tummy.

[asundergrowth]

Dude has broad shoulders and beefy arms for holding and protecting you and just the fattest most luscious ass and thighs you've ever seen

[adhd-hippie]

All I’m imagining is that one bro at the gym who’s extra thick and has a big waste and could be a couch in and of himself but like would totally be able to lift a whole damn cow if you asked.

[wet4joanjett]

We all know dionysus looks like this.

[toshkakoshka]

[spacegirlswirl]

@suicide-thots

[lovingrot]

hey white leftists

[lovingrot]

seeing a lot of white people and i just have to say

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

the sound of insrumence :) ... music 3>

[closet-keys]

Why is it that bullies can always tell you’re lgbt or like neuroatypical way before you can 😭

[spiderinthecupboard-deactivated]

New diagnostic tool: a middleschooler

[nocturan]

Dark Empath

[glumshoe]

I dreamt that I enrolled in a psychology class but the professor spent the first lecture doing nothing but clicking through a slideshow of photos of beautiful landscapes with C-3PO edited into them, then explaining that adding C-3PO to otherwise serious situations ruined humans’ ability to take them seriously. When we all started laughing at what a pointless lecture this was, she glared at us and announced that our laughter had proved her point.

Then she assigned us our homework - go to funerals and show people sad pictures of the deceased with C-3PO photoshopped in. If they laughed, it meant their ability to feel humor was stronger than their ability to feel grief.

I thought, ‘oh my god my professor is a robot with absolutely no idea how human psychology works’ so I decided to stay in the class and help her figure it out by writing explanations in my essays that would offer nuance and context.

[glumshoe]

“And now class, I want you to examine the following image.”

“Beautiful, isn’t it? This shot of the Bolivian salt flats is absolutely breathtaking and meets all human standards of ‘beauty’. The warm hues of the clouds contrast pleasantly with the deep azure of the sky, and the perfect mirroring in the water suggests an almost mystical purity. The human brain is nearly overcome with wonder at the natural optical illusion. However, I have photoshopped C-3PO into the image, replacing the boat in the original photo. You all laugh! It is no longer a beautiful photo, but a comical one, because no one respects C-3PO. You see him as a fool, and thus the picture becomes comical! Human brains prioritize humor to the exclusion of all else. Now, I want you all to go out and absolutely ruin some funerals tomorrow.”

[glumshoe]

[chiribomb-deactivated20220820]

I missed the part where this was a dream and wow

[ghost-in-the-shul]

This is such a good idea, as such my brain will now actively photoshop C-3PO into stressful situations as a coping mechanism

thank you dream professor for reminding all of us that Dadaism saves

[aspenachilles]

this could be us

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

normal halloween fantasy world w/ vampires & monsters & all that good jazz but the skeletons are just normal people who happen to be deceased but stuck around

like ghosts get the option to stay w/ their corpses instead of passing on so now everyone’s family is made up of like 3 living generations and your great-aunt Bernadine

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

sometimes family members die but decides to like. stick around. there’s a polite period of seclusion while their corpse goes through the decaying process, bc of hygiene reasons. then once the bits and pieces fall away you get a nice clean skeleton haunted by the un-aging spirit of a family member. and it’s not like they’re another mouth to feed, so they just spent their afterlife being passed around by relatives and offering free babysitting i guess

[hedgehogcryptid]

But, you know, you can technically speed up the decaying process. I could go feed a big ass murder of crows. And then have a nice bleach bath to get rid of the itty-bitty bits that got stuck. And then go to a bone engraver to get very unique designs, to make sure its hard to fake my identity. And also to be a really cool tattooed skeleton. I’d get back to my family after a week tops. The future grandchildren could color in my cool tattoos.

Fuck you, now I want to be a cool ghost skeleton. And I can’t. Fuck you

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

1. everything about this comment is good and right, catch me laying my skeleton out to feed the birds

2. i completely FORGOT bones could be CARVED, and for that i am shamed

gonna be the most badass skeleton babysitter 

[carnivalseb]

if you were a bare skeleton anyway I bet you could just Meccano in spare bits of unoccupied bone wanna be a bone centaur? find an unhaunted horse skeleton & stretch your legs

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

art prompt: BONE CENTAUR

[rubinaito-inactive]

I know your whole shtick is cursed-content but I couldn’t help but make something a little wholesome. An elderly couple, Liam (the skeleton) and Rose (the little old lady). Liam passed away before Rose, but he chose to stick around and take care of her since they live alone.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh my bleeding goodness i love it

[the-mellow-wonder]

“Its great great great grandpa’s turn to take care of the kids.”

This post gave me a surge of inspiration so here ya go. The big sis is painting a dragon on her old man’s arm, while the little bro is placing a flower crown on his head. Sorry its a bit blurry.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh my goodness. i would absolutely love to see this in color if anyone is interested

[smashwolfen]

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses​ I never wanna do bones again with so many details, you’ve killed me you damn yogurt of hell, but this helped break through a bit of a art block so hindsight thank you XD

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh my gosh the DETAILS

[necr0manticscorpi0]

tomorrow marks 3 years out of a 2 year relationship with a person that harmed me in ways no person should be harmed. i'm feeling a lot of pride for myself and for the kid that got themself to safety. i lived, bitch

[thewiglesswonder]

[notvulcantears-deactivated20160]

How Wings Are Attached to the Backs of Angels 

[necr0manticscorpi0]

i’m wearing a top here shut up. anyways i hope you’re enjoying the holiday go the best of your capability! i have 2 new piercings so i am very happy :)

[matchagirl]

i cant believe this is a real photo

[posttexasstressdisorder]

Cool!  I missed getting to see it tonight...er...last night.

[posttexasstressdisorder]

Went to the SpaceWeather site and here’s a few from their gallery:

[obviousplant]

I installed a ‘Relationship Saving Station’ at Ikea to help keep couples from fighting.

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

The slip of paper says “This place is a maze. I can’t escape”

[anachronic-cobra]

Does OP work at Ikea or did they just show up there and install this station because Ikea is so surreal that I definitely just assumed it was the latter before I thought about it

[halohiding-deactivated20200807]

We really used to ask teachers if we could drink water.......what the fuck was that

[soimafan2341]

Or to use the bathroom and they really said "no❤️"

[crittizen]