Certified Dumbass @necroticbadger - Tumblr Blog

Your kids need independence.

This is part of why public libraries are so important -- unlike most places, libraries welcome everyone, and go out of their way to make space for those who don't have space elsewhere.

tunisian

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nuclearpoweredsniper

JESUS

LE TITS NOW

a-real-horse

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bumblequinn

love wins :)

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Why is this YouTube preview so homoerotic

officialdeepweb

Mandatory penis inspection day on the ben Shapiro show

socialmaya

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visenyaism

one fun thing about being a teacher in march 2023 is that chess is a literal epidemic among teens. we are starting to have meetings about how we can STOP teenagers from playing too much chess which is like if we were trying to figure out how to stop them from reading for fun. When i was in high school five years ago chess was nerd shit only but now it is transcending every social and language barrier and is absolutely rampant. kids aren’t on their phone texting in class anymore it’s ONLY chess.com. kids are playing chess on their phones while playing chess in real life. this is still better than tiktok because at least the kids are developing an attention span from this

visenyaism

the worst part of this is that they’re on chess dot com instead of getting an education. but the BEST part of this is watching high schoolers develop the weirdest goddamn strategies I’ve ever seen. One of my students invented something he calls the “evil advisor gambit” where he gets a third person to give out constant terrible advice to both teams hoping that his opponent falls for it straight-up or that his opponent thinks HE fell for it and will act accordingly thus worsening their own strategy. he has won every game he has been able to pull off a coordinated evil advisor gambit in. this is chess innovation never before seen in its 700 years on earth

jame7t

Smiles at you grinfully and pulls the lever that does something pleasant >:)

cryptotheism

[Extremely loud warning siren as a huge industrial machine tucks me cozy in bed]

Idk if they did this in the USA too, but in the netherlands they set up a sound system on a Dominos pizza scooter and everytime it drove it would make sounds like mmmmmMMMM Dominos! mmmMMMM tasty tasty (in dutch that's lekker lekker) mmmmMMMM PIZZA! and if it was waiting with the motor running it'd go dominosdominosdominosdominos all in a human voice

i read this message in the middle of the night and legit thought i was imagining it

transgambit

i keep thinking about thjs and laughing ao hard my stomach hurts