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my name's ren this is my fandom blog. header was drawn by me ( @neyderlands )

[saints-row-2]

im only saying this once

the only acceptable jobs for spider-man

broke high schooler

broke college student

freelance photographer

high school teacher

unpaid intern

pizza delivery guy

research assistant for doomed scientific project

guy who stands on street and spins sign for quiznos

being spider-man

and thats IT i dont want any of this “hes a genius tech ceo making millions” SHIT. Spider-man is BROKE and he missed rent this month and he has a tiny apartment and thats how its MEANT TO BE. he doesnt make money because he is our Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-man and not fucking Tony Stark.

[poiplefunguy]

how about dog walker while in spiderman costume

[crutchie-morris]

you. you get it

[thequantumqueer]

im imagining “being spider-man” as his full-time gig and i just

he has a patreon. the description is just the words “I’m Spider-Man” and all he ever posts is specifically-requested selfies from people who want to be sure its really him. pinned to the top of the page is a picture from the top of the empire state building (not the observation deck, the real top) of his spider-gloved hand holding a bagel that is on fire, with 34th street in the background

[podracerbarrelroll]

For your consideration: Peter Parker who gets a degree in programming just so he can tell people he does freelance web design.

[caramoccii]

that story about the swan and the knight? haven’t heard that one in a while

[sidsinning]

Bamboozled

[mmairo]

i dont think i ever introduced all my sonic gijinkas on tumblr but here they are..!

[amimons]

upon rewatching Evillustrator, all of Chat's antics with Marinette are much funnier if you take into account that this is his chance to make a better first impression on her after the gum incident in Origins, so this boy really was like "okay. how do I convince Marinette that I'm Very Cool" and then he does all of the hand kissing and flexing and other ridiculousness like omg. Adrien wants to impress her so bad

I live for this

[botherkupo]

One of the reasons I love that episode so much is he goes so hard with that “gotta impress Marinette” plan. And he even has to ask her later what she thinks just to make sure his flexing and ridiculous flirting worked.

Dork.

[tylerjaaay]

Hey do you know what Kagami trying to make friends reminded me of

[valtsv]

another absolutely fantastic trope is when a scifi/fantasy character calls the oblivious object of their affections a term of endearment in their fictional first language during an emotional moment which they refuse to translate, and their love interest assumes due to the unresolved sexual tension fuelled rivalry aspect of their relationship that it's an insult, only to have their world absolutely rocked to its core when they finally manage to get a translation and realize that the other person has been pining for them the entire goddamn time

[valtsv]

like,

character a: it's just, i try so hard but i honestly think [character b] hates me. i mean, they called me a [untranslated word or phrase] a few weeks ago, and they've hardly looked, let alone spoken to me since then :(

person they're talking to: "[untranslated word or phrase]"? are you sure?

character a: ...i think so. why?

person they're talking to: hmm. yeah. well that's uh. well it's not an insult. that's a declaration of love.

character a: w

character a: what

[valtsv]

[enaica]

Get that girl who can be your every hero

[snowypinkbunnies-deactivated202]

Adrien: Plagg, is Marinette Ladybug?

Plagg:

[mikenlos]

“ le noir c'est ma couleur ! ça fait ressortir le vert de mes yeux  " 

c(h)at noir redraw!!  ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcoMKiWMt4Y )

[endlesspillowtalk]

Marinette: *has her hair down*

Kagami and Adrien:

[helvicas]

drew these for redrawgiyuu i forgot to post them here

[inkypeppergidget]

Reminder: Today is the day

[mittensmorgul]

Cas, to Sam, after they escape the ghost exclusion zone: I can’t believe you shot me

Sam: It was an accident. I shot Dean with rock salt once. You’ll live.

Cas: Dean shot me with rock salt once, but that was when we first met. He hasn’t accidentally shot me in more than a decade. You should take a lesson from your brother, Sam, and stop shooting people you care about with rock salt.

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

[bleebug]

[castielamigos]

The cave demands that you reveal a truth about yourself. 

A secret you would never admit to anyone.

Your darkest secret.