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@dark-winter-knight
You know what would be a good story? a fat girl vampire.
can you imagine?
“I’ve never seen you eat are you insecure” “no…”
“here let me lift that for you” “I got it, thanks” *uses inhuman strength to lift bags*
“I’ve never seen you go to the beach, do you have trouble shopping for a bathing suit” “haha… yeah”
“There’s no way that girl can catch me… she’s huge!” “Hello, dinner.” *running with super fast vampire speed*
“She can’t fit in here! I’m safe!” *turns into a gas and slips under the door*
“How come you never go out?” “Well, I never get invited to parties…”
“Come to the gym with me! We should lose weight” “Not in a thousand years.” (incidentally, that’s when she was last alive.)
“You need to go on a diet!” “I’ll start with you.” *literally eats that person*
hello
@bleedingfae
HELLO ! have you thought about Van Gogh’s First Steps today ?
Here you go. This world is beautiful. Humans are beautiful. I love you
Artemis Leading the Hunt — MTG Style by Ivana Abbate
a quick psa to anyone recently getting into greek mythology and is a victim of tumblr and/or tiktok misconceptions:
-there is no shame in being introduced to mytholgy from something like percy jackson, epic the musical or anything like that, but keep in mind that actual myths are going to be VERY different from modern retellings
-the myth of medusa you probably know (her being a victim of poseidon and being cursed by athena) isn't 100% accurate to GREEK mythology (look up ovid)
-there is no version of persephone's abduction in which persephone willingly stays with hades, that's a tumblr invention (look up homeric hymn to demeter)
-as much as i would like it, no, cerberus' name does not mean "spot" (probably a misunderstanding from this wikipedia article)
-zeus isn't the only god who does terrible things to women, your fav male god probably has done the same
-on that note, your fav greek hero has probably done some heinous shit as well
-gods are more complicated than simply being "god of [insert thing]", many titles overlap between gods and some may even change depending on where they were worshipped
-also, apollo and artemis being the gods of the sun and the moon isn't 100% accurate, their main aspects as deities originally were music and the hunt
-titans and gods aren't two wholly different concepts, titan is just the word used to decribe the generation of gods before the olympians
-hector isn't the villain some people make him out to be
-hephaestus WAS married to aphrodite. they divorced. yes, divorce was a thing in ancient greece. hephaestus' wife is aglaia
-ancient greek society didn't have the same concepts of sexuality that we have now, it's incorrect to describe virgin goddesses like artemis and athena as lesbians, BUT it's also not wholly accurate to describe them as aromantic/asexual, it's more complex than that
-you can never fully understand certain myths if you don't understand the societal context in which they were told
-myths have lots and lots of retellings, there isn't one singular "canon", but we can try to distinguish between older and newer versions and bewteen greek and roman versions
-most of what you know about sparta is probably incorrect
-reading/waching retellings is not a substitute to reading the original myths, read the iliad! read the odyssey! i know they may seem intimidating, but they're much more entertaining than you may think
greek mythology is so complex and interesting, don't go into it with preconcieved notions! try to be open to learn!
just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.
cowpunk.
no one is more amused by massachusetts accents than people from massachusetts
*lights a cigar with a match and leans back in my plush leather chair, looking out through the blinds at the city. my fuckin city.*
Best Animorphs book title?
#4: The Message (tells you exactly what you're getting into. no lie.)
#8: The Alien (works on several different levels)
#16: The Warning (takes on more meaning in hindsight)
#18: The Decision (cleverly foreshadows the plot, without spoilers)
#22: The Solution (scariest title in the series, and earned)
Elfangor's Secret (excellent indirect description of its plot, very intriguing)
#38: The Arrival (what it says: the andalites arrived! war's over! ...right?)
#52: The Sacrifice (is there ever. but not the sacrifice we expect.)
#53: The Answer (almost as chilling as The Solution, for much the same reason)
#54: The Beginning (book fulfills its paradoxical promise)
You forgot about:_______________
I've never read Animorphs; I just like voting!
@howlintherain
The Invasion is definitely up there: very descriptive and a fantastic series hook. But, personal favs are either The Capture or The Conspiracy (Jake really got to eat with his book titles lol). The Capture happening so early in the series really sucks you into the stakes, and The Conspiracy is so evocative of Jake's (deserved) paranoia followed by Marco and the others going rogue to solved the issue without him
@jicklet
#The Solution gives me chills.#it's so clinical.#here it is. The Solution to the David problem. all they have to do is carry it out.#secondary vote: The Message.#just. yep!#also bonus points for it being a Cassie book since she's always the one with the strongest message to impart#Animorphs
such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style
I could NOT be in feudal Japan. Here are some reasons why
I wasn’t born then.
WRONG! Time travel beam
Salma Hayek on Entertainment Tonight, 1994