A Villian To Save The Day

[lookclosernow]

There is a parallel universe where...

Bucky likes Deadpool’s wife

Captain America seduces Peter Quill’s ex

Everett Ross and Doctor Strange are best friends

Tony Stark has relationship with aunt May in Rome

Spider-man and Thor goes to sea hunting whales

Pepper is dating Hulk

Old Spider-man tries to be part of  the Avengers

Vulture is a superhero (None other than Batman)

And Natasha and Steve are happy together

[fishyandclintbarton]

Ultron & Tony used to play in an 80’s band together

Tony also used to hunt the Zodiac killer with Hulk

Ronan used to date Lois Lane

Fury was on a SWAT team with Bullseye

And Hawkeye and Falcon used to work bomb disposal together

Ego and Ultron used to be bros

Hulk used to date Electra

[spectralarchers]

Clint used to be married to Janet

Falcon used to work with Aldrich Killian

Clint and Batman used to be blood brothers

Claire Temple used to date Bullseye

Clint and Bullseye used to be cop buddies

Pietro and Wanda have a kid

Clint and Wanda hunt killers in the Wyoming ice desert

and Gamora got engaged to Cassian Andor

[insanely-smart]

Loki and Wanda were married and sang country music together

and Loki also hooked up with Ayesha

Meanwhile Fury, Rhomann Dey and Loki went looking for Kong…

… along with Carol Danvers

Stephen Strange and Loki fought together in WWI

Thor and Zemo raced cars

[zhora-salome]

It got better…

[loki-isnt-so-lucky-deactivated2]

wtf is going on O.O

[disastrousqueer]

this changed my whole world wow

[enulaz]

Lot of AU’s out there. 

[thesaltofcarthage]

I love this post! always reblog the Massive Marvel AU post.

[frostyemma]

BUT LET’S NOT FORGET

Captain America and the Black Widow tried to cheat their way through the SATs to get into college

Dr Strange fought in World War I while trying to figure out his strained marriage to Maya Hansen

Professor X and his best mate, Howard Stark, tried to scam a quiz show…

… leading Howard Stark to kick Dr. Strange’s ass

Meanwhile in Detroit, Falcon gets into rap battles with Eminem 

[clintfbarton-deactivated2025012]

Bucky has a love affair with Queen Atlanna

[riricitaa]

and what about Bucky and Harley Quinn?

[amaranthenea]

Bucky The Winter Soldier was an undercover gold medalist gymnast

Cap is a drug abuser lawyer.

Steve was someone the other Steve would pick a fight with for being with the douches.

Zemo was an alienist.

[jamesbarnesappreciationsociety]

@loricameback what say you?

[loricameback-deactivated2026031]

Bucky and Harley Quinn both went undercover as Jeff and Tonya Harding

[jamesbarnesappreciationsociety]

[svikamylla-ehf]

! IMPORTANT !

…no joke

i think the fic is somehow taking people’s accounts.

no fucking joke.

someone i was just talking to dmed me the link. they were nice. their account had posts.

now its empty, it has no posts, their header is blank.

DO NOT FUCKING CLICK ON THE FIC LINK. ITS SOMETHING THAT GRABS YOUR PASSWORD. I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS.

I REPEAT. DONT FUCKING. CLICK. ON THE FIC.

RB THIS. RB THIS. RB THIS. RB THIS. RB THIS. RB THIS.

[svikamylla-ehf]

CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD IF YOU’VE EVER CLICKED ON THE LINK.  CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD IF YOU’VE EVER CLICKED ON THE LINK.  CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD IF YOU’VE EVER CLICKED ON THE LINK.  CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD IF YOU’VE EVER CLICKED ON THE LINK. 

[chubby-aphrodite]

As far as I can gather from the notes, it’s essentially a link to like… a phishing site or something that grabs your password, but it’s embedded within a plain text version of an AO3 link. It’s… bad. Post is apparently from about June 6, 2019.

[kuriquinn]

Reposting on the off chance this might be legit

[ladyandtheghost]

WTF?!? Reblogging to save an account. Careful, peeps!! 

[angryschnauzer]

Dont ever click on links random blogs send you via messaging.

[nefarious-mack]

Dude, I checked this out, this is fake, the link leads to a simple fan fiction that just might be not for everyone, the op just hates the fanfic that’s all.

[clubpenguindoneright]

[nefarious-mack]

I know this wouldn’t have happened, but I imagine Mack or someone from League of heroes saying this.

[midwaysunn]

brockler & megamayapple

[nefarious-mack]

Mayapple: Don’t be bitter be better!

Crow: That’s where you are mistaken. I can multitask and will excel at both!

[nefarious-mack]

Crow: Every time I talk about milk I clarify ‘not breastmilk’.

Crow: It’s unnecessary, but it makes people uncomfortable.

[nefarious-mack]

Big Crow protective over smol baby crow isn’t that just cute?

[nefarious-mack]

Mack and Cockatoo aren’t they just like twins?

[crows-evil-blog]

rudysgreatestcreation‌:

@crows-evil-blog continued from here!

The day was becoming quite exciting for Snap. After an encounter with a flyin’ lion, a flion if you will, and a trip to Natural Disaster Park, Snap’s day just couldn’t get any more exciting than that, right? Well apparently, previous assumptions had been mistaken as a portal formed in the air, unlike ones Snap had seem before. The weirdest looking human the Zoner had ever seen stepped into his world and that only increased Snap’s curiosity. A new creator?

Deciding to introduce himself to this new creator and show the new guy around, Snap approached the guy. After all, a creator who didn’t know how his drawing could affect the people here was a dangerous creator.

“Hiya there, bucko! Ya must be a new creator! I’m Snap. Nice ta meetcha.”

“Creator?” Crow said confused for a moment, but then tried to quickly turn it to his advantage.

“Right! I am a creator of many things. You must have heard of my exploits somehow. Where am I if I can get some info?”

[peachyparu]

Imagine Your OTP #21

Person A: *reveals something they’re ashamed of*

Person B: Listen…

Person B: I don’t care what race you are…

Person B: What your sexual orientation is…

Person B: Or what you’re a fan of, because..

Person A:

Person B: Because I hate everybody no matter what.

[nefarious-mack]

Imagine, Crow

[lord-butts-a-lot]

Person A: *picking out phone chargers with B*

Person A: do you think this one’s long enough to tie a noose?

Person B: what the fuck is wrong with you

[dreamcider-deactivated20221009]

fun times had in the Nefarious discord server~

idea inspired by https://twitter.com/oikvw/status/1017637688294268929

~~bonus alternative use for the extendo fork~~

[nefarious-mack]

Chibi Mack! Isn’t he just CUTE?!

[nefarious-mack]

Wings AU, who doesn’t love them? Certainly not me! So here’s Crow with wings!

[nefarious-mack]

Our Dear Crow being a genius as always, pfft.

[monochrome-night]

Crow without his armor

[monochrome-night]

Crows + father and son moment crow and Buzzard