An Iconic Gift

[galaxywarp]

“I got freaks NINE days out of the week — I CAN GET MORE.”

“….—only seven days in a week.”

…

“MAN YOU AINT BIG PAPa— IM THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY EEEeehnNNONSTOP BHLUH——“

[thegreatyin]

ok see the problem with umineko is. hold on there's an image that explains this

[thegreatyin]

no beatrice.

[imsobadatnicknames2]

My favorite joke in Metalocalypse is how as the show goes on it becomes increasingly obvious they’re naming characters with the sole purpose of torturing Mark Hamill.

[imsobadatnicknames2]

It’s been almost two years since I posted this but here’s a list of the official spelling of every character he introduces here:

Dr. Gibbitz

Dr. Amon Skagerakk Fredrickshaven

Dr. Donald Gorthian

Ronald Von Momnaldberg

Dr. Natasha Nesciantskidovich

Vicenzo de Alimamala Corningston III 

Professor Jerry Gustav Mangledink

Horace Marmingblat Wimplestein, Jr.

Dr. Chazz Fazzledopenhoffer

Vater Oorlag

Dr. Milminaman-lanilim-swinwamly

Dr. Gibbitz again (but for some reason it’s spelled “Gibbetz” in the season 2 subtitles)

Melmord Fjordslorn

Dr. Ralphus Galkinsmelter

Dr. Amomolith Chesterfield

Wilmore Unduntingiminen

Dr. Ninmiltrid Fmiltindryden

Dr. Imptnin Pmiltson

Dr. Tormindbind Mickmildididindnin

Dr. Krumpworth Chponglasia IV, Jr.

Dr. Borgermu Barret Swingdworth 

Dr. Richard Reinhold Rnawighiwowpj

Captain Slufgyflaysid

Dr. Bartholomew Grahsrihajul

Dr. Alsajahb Fifborgiltk 

Dr. Fsmilejera Irlelwoll 

Dr. Commander Vernmim Chuntspinkton

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Like I just love how you can pinpoint “Ninmiltrid Fmiltindryden” as the exact moment the joke went from making Mark Hamill say funny but still vaguely name-shaped words to forcing that poor man to pronounce straight up keysmashes out loud.

[softichill]

I think abt this tiktok all the time

[thesadcyborg9million]

Diversity hire bryson ur absolutely slaying

[shizunitis]

happy pride month to the gay stallion protagonist and his homophobic man wife villain

[oneheadtoanother]

[gladiochud]

Eastern Bloc Sci fi: internationalist astronauts learn of the plight of the workers of Venus.

Russian sci fi: An elite spetsnaz team wipes out the Nazis of Planet Gulag.

[sunderwight]

Chinese sci-fi: aliens that are definitely NOT an allegory for anyone's government are killing whistle blowers again

Korean sci-fi: planet Video Game is unmaking reality, what if we're already dead inside? sick kick flip

[zackisontumblr]

i have 3 moods:

skips every song on my ipod

lets the music play without interruption

plays the same song on repeat for days

[pseudologla]

What’s an iPod?

[zackisontumblr]

been on tumblr so long my text post is outdated…

[xxtc-96xx]

[bewilderduck]

This was me yesterday when I saw someone thinking paint 3D was the original MS paint

[zackisontumblr]

they thought what…

[zackisontumblr]

my favorite thing about this post is that it originally started like this but someone snuck in another bullet along the way when you could still edit other people’s posts. the depth. the history. the tumblr lore. mystery author, i know you’re out there somewhere…

[bewbin]

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

[2006-honda-civic]

can i fucking help you?

[sunbeetle]

friend group in their 20s

friend 1: just folded laundry for 3 hours 😊

friend 2: i think my stomach wall is eroding guys idk what to do

friend 3: have u seen a doctor yet???

friend 2: well nooo...

friend 4: someone is at my door 😰

friend 1: just cleaned the sinks and toilets 😍

friend 2: no really the light is fading from my eyes

friend 4: a tree fell on my neighbor

you: just got off work is anybody free

[a hot, silent wind blows]

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

"lupita nyong'o can't be helen of troy because helen was greek and there weren't black people in ancient greece"

DO YOU THINK THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DIDNT HAVE BOATS. THIS ENTIRE MOVIE IS ABOUT ONE OF THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS AND HIS BOAT

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

do you think these people can read

[phoenix]

Best comment I just saw "Helen of Troy was perfectly cast, because all these men are fighting about her."

[utilitycaster]

no DNIs we just post content specifically catered to ourselves that will coincidentally alienate anyone with whom we would not want to interact

[sairusboom]

🌊 LiuShen Week 2026 🌊

[raccoonmilf]

Fun fact: due to the ongoing financial support from the people of tumblr, critically endangered pygmy raccoons being rehabbed in Cozumel are now able to get vaccines for deadly diseases like distemper and rabies before they are released.

[raccoonmilf]

Yeah so tumblr has actually raised thousands of dollars for direct conservation actions to conserve the critically endangered pygmy raccoon. Some things funded include:

Necropsies

Veterinary care and lab tests for sick animals

Food for animals in rehab

Gas money to go rescue animals in trouble after hours when my partner doesn’t have access to the work van

A small plot of land to start building outdoor rehab enclosures on and potentially house long term residents

Vaccines

Tracking collars and other telemetry supplies

[pussiesaregod]

once i beat the depression and the burnout and the anxiety and the loneliness and the exhaustion and the guilt and the awkwardness and the apathy and the low income and the chronic illness and the impatience and the vulnerability and the creative block and the capitalism and the cruelty THEN you'll see

[anonymouscomrade]

absolutely insane that a minimum wage worker is expected to do their own job AND the jobs of three more people AND go home feeling like someone took a crowbar to their back and joints AND not have a consistent schedule so they can't plan ahead for anything AND clean the place AND figure out how to deal with the magic beans their idiot bosses traded their paychecks for from some tech bro AND still not make enough to know how they're going to make ends meet

meanwhile the average CEO's workday is like... maybe go to a board meeting, delegate all the actual important tasks to the peons, and spend the next seven and a half hours of the day posting shit you couldn't waterboard out of me on linkedin

[apolladay]

Why do you drink coffee?

It's delicious + I like the effects

It's just delicious

I just like the effects

I drink it due to social norms

other reason I drink it for

I can't drink coffee

I don't drink coffee because of taste

I don't drink coffee because of the effects

other reason I don't drink it

nuance

results

Remaining time: 5 days 2 hours

[gremlininho]

no peeking at the answer below, did you get what the shirt said?

yes

no

Remaining time: 17 hours 15 minutes

[daughterofstories]

I went with "yes," but the answer is "mostly."

I didn't recognize Uranus and assumed it was supposed to be a hole or something.

[myfootyrthroat]

That is a hen.