What a weird thing to call a cat

(AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Nekozaburo) (Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/nekozaburo) [He/They/It]

[nekozaburo]

Slightly altered my name from "Nekozaburon" to "Nekozaburo"

Just letting you know!

(If you are wondering why I changed my name slightly, it is to better fit the audio recording where my name came from! "Mammon and the cat" is where I got my name from. I simply misheard what the audio said.)

[arikakari]

its pride month, tumblr. you know what that means

[nekozaburo]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

New fanfic dropped on my Pseudo! I will be using that alt name for any fandoms that aren't deltarune/undertale related.

Summary: The player loves this game a bit too much, and they want to make sure they complete everything before finishing. That means spending more than an hour trying to complete the achievements! Fade will just have to deal with a very frustrated player who has grown enraged at not having a 100% completion.

[bitchfendi]

[spicetheghostcat]

Fleshing Out Characters

I see a lot of posts about tips for fleshing out characters. They’re helpful and all, but sometimes they can be challenging to actually accomplish, or worse, boring.

The way I like to flesh out my characters is by writing down as many random useless facts about them as I can. Sort of like making head canons. The goal is to come up with a bunch of information to make your character feel more real, and to have fun doing it. Anything goes, so just keep writing as long as you have ideas flowing.

Some questions you might try asking about your characters to get started or if you just run out of ideas:

What is/was/would be their favorite… color? animal? food? video game? movie? book? tv show? drink? board game? card game? pastime? treat? subject in school? plant? music genre? music artist? song?

Do they/would they have sleep overs? Who with? What do they/would they do during them?

What did they obsess over when they were a kid? Do they still have that/those obsession(s)?

What’s their dream job?

What do they wear… to bed? to go swimming? to formal events? when they work out? when they want to be comfy?

What would their life be like if they were in… a modern setting? a medieval setting? the 1950s? the stone age? the industrial revolution/a steampunk setting?

Do they collect anything? why/why not?

Who do they look up to? Who’s the most ridiculous idol they’ve ever had?

What is their handwriting like? Is it surprising to others? Is their anything particularly unique about it? (for example, always dotting their ‘i’s with hearts)

Who’s their favorite person to spend time with? What do they like to do with that person?

What is something they’re weirdly good at? Something they’re surprisingly bad at? Something they shouldn’t know how to do?

What are the most concerning facts they know?

What’s their relationship with their parents like? How often do they contact their parents? how far away are their parents from them?

What’s something they got in trouble for when they were younger?

What’s something they like that is surprising? Dislike? Know? Don’t know?

How good of an artist are they? How do their skills differ between different mediums (drawing vs clay vs painting, for example)? 

How good are they with makeup, fashion, and hair?

What is their love language? If you want to take it a step further, what is the ranking of most applicable to least applicable for all five love languages for them?

How messy/neat are they? How do they feel about people who differ from this? How do they feel about their own messiness/neatness?

Can they cook? Do they like cooking?

Are they a picky eater?

What is their sense of humor like? Is there something or someone that never fails to make them laugh?

How charismatic are they? Are they aware of this?

What’s something stupid they won’t admit they’re embarrassed about? Why does it embarrass them? Why won’t they admit that it does?

Are they a good liar? What kind of situation would they lie in?

What would happen and how would they react in a… body swap? time travel arc? evil clone situation? mind control situation? time loop?

Can they sing? Are they aware of their skill level? Do they like to sing? Will they sing in front of other people?

What’s the most ingenious plan they’ve ever had? The stupidest plan they’ve ever had that actually worked? The best plan that went the most wrong? The worst plan all around?

What’s the best gift they’ve ever gotten? The worst gift? Is there a difference between the objective best/worst and their opinion?

What kind of videos would they make if they were a Youtuber? Would their channel be well known? Would people like it?

How would they react to working in customer service? Would they be good at it?

How do they feel about bugs as a whole? Do they have any specific love or hatred of any particular bug?

What is/would be their general typing speed and ability? Does it/would it differ between physical keyboards and touch screen?

What do they consider the best technological advancement of their time? If they’re not already in one, what would it be in a modern setting?

I’d love to hear about it if anyone uses this or has more question ideas!

[nekozaburo]

Thank you @gyftmas2023 for hosting the event! This is what I wrote for the event. Enjoy!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[thesaintelectric]

once you start checking for content of The Character on more than one social media it's basically over

[yourbuerokrat2]

Do you ship them?

[]Yes

[]No

[x] I just want to put them in a room together and observe their dynamic under different circumstances and what-ifs all the while making notes like I am some kind of animal behaviorist.

[faeriekit]

I ship this ship because:

I have eyes

I can see

I am the smartest person in the room

I receive divine revelations about them in the dead of night, alone in my chambers

[im-cold-yet-warm]

Catnomaly short fic

(THIS ISN'T CANON!!!)

This is my own interpretation of "If Anomaly was reincarnated as a cat", but of course, my own interpretation doesn't have to be your interpretation.

(I'll be making more one shots fics because I am so obsessed over this idea. I feel like I'm going crazy if I don't share about this.

Original anomaly concept by @htsan

Catnomaly belongs to me

Gender neutral pronouns, reader is a kitten, Sans & Reader (405 words)

You don't know how you got yourself here, but the coldness of the air made you wake up- looking up to see how big the world got. You tried to get yourself up but stumbled, looking down to see your… paws? It took you looking at yourself, the ears on your head, a tail behind you- that made you realize…

You've been reincarnated as a cat.

How? What?

You would've questioned your entire existence if it weren't for the surge of curiosity about your surroundings. You weren't going to lie, you were scared to even walk- constantly stumbling and tripping- and it was just so damn cold.

Your… fur, helped protect you from the cold. It wasn't long enough to protect you completely, wondering if you were a kitty instead of a grown cat. If you were just a kitten then… if you don't find someone to take you in, you'd succumb to the elements.

That's when you heard it. Someone biking near you. You'd almost sprinted to them as soon as you saw who it was.

Sans.

"huh."

He stopped to look at you as you approached, mewing. He looked so tall from your view, maybe as time passed you'd grow to match his height more.

"what's a kitty doing out in the snow?"

He parked his bike, stepping off to crouch down to you. He tried to pet you- and you would've let him if it wasn't how intimidatingly large it was. You stepped back, and he stopped. You felt bad for acting that way, so you tried to approach him instead, pawing him.

"are your parents near by? or did they leave you?"

You woke up like this so… parents being involved in your creation seemed unlikely.

"you can't stay out here… i don't think you'd last for long."

You mew, and mew, wanting him to take you to his home.

"aww jeez… i hope papyrus won't mind."

He slowly, and gently, picked you up and put you in the basket attached to the front of the bike. You curled to try and maintain body heat- but hearing him shuffle made you look up to see him removing his jacket. He tucked it around you, making a small warm bed for you.

"let's go to my place, i'll take you to the vet soon, okay?"

His home… you hope he ends up adopting you…

"just rest, lil kitty. we'll get home soon."

[nekozaburo]

Reblog! So I don't forget X3

[im-cold-yet-warm]

[DAY 5: LAZY…] 

Gender neutral reader, Underswap Sans, no pronouns mentioned, fluff

(Couldn't do a drawing for day 5 of sansxyouweek so instead I wrote a fan fic)

Blegh. You really didn't want to get up right now, it's so much more comfortable being snuggled up in the bed sheets than having to get up. You felt yourself falling asleep again, but feeling something softly nudging you made you aware of who was looking at you.

"c'mon- it's time to get up!"

It's Blue, or just Underswap Sans. You just groaned and rolled over, wanting to have no unexciting day. 

"i made breakfast." 

Oh Lord have mercy. 

You don't hear the smoke detectors going off so at least he didn't turn the kitchen up in flames. 

Deciding it wasn't big enough of a crisis to warrant leaving the bed, you pull him under the sheets. 

"mue- h-hey-!" 

Before he can protest more, you pull him closer to a hug, snuggling him to feel the same comfort you're feeling right now. 

"you really don't want to get up?" 

Nope.

"even though i made food?"

That just makes you want to stay in bed. 

"okayyy… the magnificent sans will allow you to have a lazy morning!"

[END.]

[nekozaburo]

Forgot about this fic! Reblogged!

[im-cold-yet-warm]

Secret santa here.

So.. Dust. I see you like anomaly concept too. do you want your insert to be the anomaly? Catnomaly? Or anything else? Unless anomaly is a different character? Lmk what u want!

How did you find my personal blog ○-○; I'm pretty sure I linked my more professional one... anyway, I guess it doesn't matter now.

You can definitely draw the anomaly! The stuff I requested for were leaning towards someone towering over Dust (I love short men-) and making him feel powerless >////////<

The Catnomaly stuff? Um- I am a bit shy about that still... even tho I think it's really hot. So, I think for now it would be the anomaly. Maybe next year (or whenever I join the event again) I might request Catnomaly stuff.

So, yeah!!!! Anomaly × Dust sans if you can!!!!

[nekozaburo]

Reblogged from personal account!

[h3avylove-deactivated20150526]

becoming an adult cheat sheet!

learn to coupon

what to do when you can’t afford therapy

cleaning your bathroom

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

stress management

quick fix meals

find out if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

resume workshop

organize your closet

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

what you should bring to a doctor’s appointment

what’s a mortgage?

how to pick a health insurance plan

hotlines list

your first gynecology appointment

what to do if the cops pull you over

things to have in your car in case of emergency

my moving out masterpost

how to make friends as an adult (video)

how to do taxes (video)

recommended reads for surviving adulthood (video)

change a flat tire (video)

how to do laundry (video)

opening a bank account (video)

laundry cheat sheet

recipes masterpost

tricks to help you sleep more

what the fuck should you make for dinner?

where should you go for drinks?

alcohol: know your limits

easy makeup tips

find seat maps for your flight

self-defense tips

prevent hangovers

workout masterpost

how to write a check

career builder

browse careers

birth control information

financial management software & app (free)

my mental health masterpost

my college applications masterpost

how to jumpstart a car

sex ed masterpost

[sirflodgypodgy]

reblogging for whomever needs it

[apatheticcinaroll]

i needed this like three years ago… BETTER LATE THAN NEVER!

[gyftmas2023]

🎄APPLICATIONS ARE OPEN🎄

🎁 How to sign up: send us an email at [email protected] with ‘GYFTMAS23’ as the title, and wait for our reply! Remember to read our rules first!

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[crafty-butch]

i think the most fun thing a character can be is a hypocrite. i wanna watch them tie themselves (and their principles) into knots rationalizing their behavior, or give up and embrace their hypocrisy. or, ideally, both

[carniferous]

neither “that’s not canon” nor “fuck canon we made this all up” but a secret third thing (canon shouldn’t be taken as gospel but is useful as a reference point for building upon and recontextualizing characters and details. if you worship the source material as unchangeable then fandom in general probably isn’t for you. if you have complete disdain for the source material you would probably enjoy yourself more in a different fandom)

[hayatheauthor]

Everything You Need To Know About Writing Stab Wounds 

Stab wounds are a daily occurrence for a writer. They're a common factor we constantly encounter when writing fight scenes, thrilling action sequences, and moments of intense conflict. However, let's be honest, most authors don't have personal experience with such wounds which can make their descriptions fall short without adequate research.

I'm sure you could find a variety of blogs with advice on how to write stab wounds, but here is my take on everything you need to know about writing stab wounds. 

Types Of Stab Wounds 

Each type of stab wound possesses unique characteristics that can significantly influence your narrative. Understanding these distinctions is crucial for crafting an authentic and engaging portrayal.

Puncture Wounds

Puncture wounds, often inflicted by sharp, pointed objects like knives or ice picks, hold a hidden danger within their seemingly modest appearance. These wounds are narrow, deep, and frequently feature a small entry point. Writers may use puncture wounds to create an element of surprise, as they can be challenging to detect, both for the victim and the reader.

Puncture wounds typically draw less blood externally due to their small entry point. However, they can cause significant internal bleeding if vital organs or major blood vessels are affected. While puncture wounds may seem less severe, their danger lies in the potential for internal damage. They can be life-threatening if a vital structure is compromised.

Puncture wounds can be challenging to identify and treat promptly. Their severity depends on the depth, location, and organs involved.

Incised Wounds

Incised wounds, often caused by slashing or cutting actions, create longer and shallower injuries compared to puncture wounds. Writers use incised wounds when they want to emphasize the emotional intensity of a scene. These wounds tend to bleed more profusely, creating a dramatic visual.

Incised wounds can result in significant external bleeding due to their larger size. The bleeding can be life-threatening if a major artery is severed. While incised wounds are often considered less dangerous than puncture wounds, the extent of damage depends on the depth and location. A deep incised wound can be severe.

Stopping the bleeding from incised wounds can be challenging, especially if a major blood vessel is affected. Immediate medical attention is crucial.

Penetrating Wounds

Penetrating wounds involve an entry and exit point, making them particularly potent in storytelling. The weapon or object not only enters but also exits the body, potentially causing severe damage as it passes through. Writers often use penetrating wounds to add a sense of urgency and criticality to a scene.

Penetrating wounds can cause substantial external bleeding due to the two entry and exit points. Internal damage can also be extensive. Penetrating wounds can vary in severity depending on the organs or structures affected. They are often considered serious due to the potential for significant internal damage.

Treating penetrating wounds can be challenging, especially if the wound involves a complex body area. Surgery is often required to address internal damage.

Sensory Description and Variations

Incorporating sensory details is essential when depicting stab wounds in your writing. Readers engage more deeply with your narrative when they can vividly imagine the sensations and emotions experienced by the characters. To add depth to your descriptions, it's essential to consider the sensory aspects and how they might vary based on the type of stab wound, weapon used, and individual factors.

Puncture Wounds

Puncture wounds often strike with an element of stealth, making them the silent intruders of the injury world. While these wounds may not result in dramatic external bleeding, they carry an inherent sense of surprise and discomfort. Writers can convey this surprise through their characters' experiences.

Puncture wounds can create sensations of initial pressure or discomfort as the weapon breaches the skin and underlying tissues. There's often a delayed realization of the injury. Characters who experience puncture wounds may feel shock, disbelief, or confusion. The absence of immediate, visible bleeding can lead to a sense of unease.

Incised Wounds

Incised wounds, with their propensity for profuse external bleeding, bring a dramatic and painful element to your storytelling. These wounds can evoke intense sensations and emotions.

Incised wounds may produce sharp, burning pain as the weapon slices through skin, muscle, and blood vessels. The character may also feel the warmth of their own blood. Characters with incised wounds often experience immediate pain, fear, and a heightened sense of vulnerability. The visible bleeding can be a source of distress.

Penetrating Wounds

Penetrating wounds, due to their dual entry and exit points, introduce shock and complexity into your narrative. Characters who endure these wounds face a range of sensory experiences.

Penetrating wounds can cause a combination of sharp, entry-point pain and a feeling of hollowness as the weapon passes through. The character might feel blood flow from both ends of the wound. Individuals with penetrating wounds often confront shock, disbelief, and a sense of their injuries being beyond their control. The complexity of treating such wounds adds to the tension.

Anatomy of a Stab Wound

To authentically portray stab wounds in your writing, understanding the anatomy of these injuries is essential. This knowledge helps you describe the injuries accurately, enabling your readers to visualize the impact on your characters. Let's delve into the key components of a stab wound.

Epidermis and Dermis: The outermost layers of the skin are the epidermis and dermis. When a weapon pierces these layers, it often results in bleeding and, depending on the depth and type of wound, visible trauma.

Subcutaneous Tissue: Below the skin lies subcutaneous tissue, which includes fat and connective tissue. Stab wounds that reach this layer may cause more significant bleeding and potentially affect underlying structures.

Muscles: Beneath the subcutaneous tissue, muscles come into play. Stab wounds that penetrate muscles can be painful and may impair the character's movement, depending on the location and severity of the injury.

Blood Vessels: Blood vessels, including arteries and veins, run throughout the body. Stab wounds that damage these vessels can result in severe bleeding, making them life-threatening.

Organs and Vital Structures: Deeper in the body, you'll find organs and vital structures. Stab wounds that reach this level can cause severe internal injuries, often requiring surgical intervention.

Understanding the anatomy of a stab wound allows you to craft more realistic and compelling scenes. 

Medical Assessment and Treatment

In your writing, it's crucial to accurately portray how stab wounds are assessed and treated in a medical context. This not only adds realism to your narrative but also guides your characters' actions and reactions. Here's what you should know about the medical aspects of stab wounds:

Assessment:

Medical professionals follow a systematic approach when assessing stab wounds:

Primary Survey: This initial assessment focuses on vital signs like airway, breathing, and circulation. It helps determine the character's overall condition and whether the wound is life-threatening.

Secondary Survey: In this more detailed examination, medical personnel assess the wound itself, checking for the depth, entry, and exit points, and any potential damage to internal structures.

Treatment:

The treatment of a stab wound depends on various factors, including the wound's type, location, and severity. Common steps include:

Hemorrhage Control: Stopping bleeding is a priority. This might involve applying pressure, using dressings, or even tourniquets in extreme cases.

Wound Cleaning: Thoroughly cleaning the wound is essential to prevent infection. This is often done in a medical setting.

Surgical Intervention: Some stab wounds require surgical exploration to assess and repair internal damage. This could include repairing damaged blood vessels or organs.

Antibiotics: Infections are a concern, especially with deep wounds. Antibiotics might be administered to prevent or treat infections.

Pain Management: Stab wounds can be painful. Pain relief measures, from local anaesthetics to strong pain medications, are considered.

Psychological Support: Characters who have endured a stab wound may experience psychological trauma. Medical professionals might provide initial psychological support, but long-term counselling could be necessary.

Understanding the medical assessment and treatment process allows you to depict your characters' experiences more authentically. It also provides insight into the potential challenges and emotional responses your characters might face.

Psychological Impact

Stab wounds not only inflict physical harm but also leave lasting psychological scars. In your writing, it's essential to delve into the emotional and mental repercussions of such traumatic experiences. Here's what you should consider:

Immediate Responses:

Shock: Characters who sustain a stab wound might initially experience shock, characterized by disorientation, numbness, and a sense of unreality.

Fear and Anxiety: The threat of death or severe injury can trigger intense fear and anxiety. Characters may relive the traumatic event in their minds.

Pain: Physical pain, especially in the immediate aftermath, can be overwhelming and dominate a character's thoughts.

Long-term Effects:

Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD): Some characters may develop PTSD, characterized by flashbacks, nightmares, and severe anxiety triggered by reminders of the event.

Depression: The experience of a stab wound can lead to depressive symptoms, including sadness, loss of interest, and changes in sleep and appetite.

Anxiety Disorders: Characters might develop generalized anxiety disorder, panic disorder, or specific phobias related to knives or violence.

Survivor's Guilt: If other characters were injured or killed during the same incident, survivors might experience profound guilt and emotional turmoil.

Change in Personality: A character's personality and behaviours can change after experiencing a traumatic event. They might become more withdrawn, irritable, or hypervigilant.

I hope this blog on Everything You Need To Know About Writing Stab Wounds will help you in your writing journey. Be sure to comment any tips of your own to help your fellow authors prosper, and follow my blog for new blog updates every Monday and Thursday.  

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